April 29, 2007
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Hormones
The estrogen level in my house today plummeted by 75% when I sent my 3 female houseguests to Disneyland with my cousin Lisa. To be fair, I actually missed having them around today and not only because they’ve been cleaning my house from top to bottom the past four days! One thing I didn’t miss however was all the girl talk about female undergarments and female problems and female parts. My bedroom looks like a damn Victoria’s Secret showroom. YUCK! You have to remember, I NEVER had a sister. I can”t even say the word t**mpon without getting the heevie jeebies, let alone watch a commercial about them on TV (shouldn’t that be regulated??)
Suffice it to say I had one of my high testosterone friends come over today and “musk up” the place a bit. The girls immediately started sniffing like bloodhounds when they got home. We might as well have pissed on the plants! LOL.I must admit however, my house has never been cleaner. Apparently there’s this magical liquid called bleach that works wonders on stoves and sinks. I also learned how dust bunnies were “born”. I always thought it was immaculate conception. It seems their mortal enemies are the evil Swiffers. Who knew? Ah the joys of bachelorhood, LOL! I uploaded some of the photos that Christine took at Disneyland today. Click the photo below to take a look.
Comments (3)
Look like it’s a good thing to having your cousin and her friend over after all, LOL (and you know what they say , If you can beat them, jion them. if you know what i mean.)
Nice pics by the way, how come you were not in it?
Oh, Disneyland! I want to try that new submarine ride!
Aren’t you glad you have house guests? haha~~
Ahhh…I want no Victoria’s Secret Showroom in my bedroom! Mmm….high testosterone friend……sounds cool to have some :)