Here’s the infamous 911 call from the stoned out of his mind cop in Michigan. Enjoy LYAO! 
A Michigan policeman who took home seized marijuana and baked pot brownies with his wife WON’T be charged, despite confessing in hilarious 911 call (click the green arrow below).
And just so you know it’s real, here are all the news stories so far 
Best lines from the recording:
I think we’re dying Cuba, come here….She’s on the living ground right now Time is going by really, really, really, really slow Please send rescue! How big was the pan? She’s kneeling down in front of me My wife takes vicodin though…like 6 a day Are you coming???? Are there any animals in the house?…I’ll put them away for you Are there any weapons in the house?…You already asked me that Come on….Ginger What’s the score of the Redwings game? What’s the score say? I want to make sure I’m not hallucinating My mother-in-law just got here too
Stephen Colbert vs. Rain (Bi) – You Decide!
From Seth Meyers:
In what has to be the worst Katrina related relocation ever…..a 75 year old black woman skies to the North Pole! LOL
By Meghan Barr
Associated Press
Published May 7, 2007
NEW YORK — The bone-numbing trek to the North Pole is riddled with enough perils to make a seasoned explorer quake: Frostbite threatens, polar bears lurk and the ice is constantly shifting beneath frozen feet.
But Barbara Hillary took it all in stride, completing the trek to the world’s northernmost point last month at age 75. She is one of the oldest people to reach the North Pole and is believed to be the first black woman on record to accomplish the feat. Read More…
Simon Cowell’s Protege & The Weird Side of Google
While writing the post below (about kinky searches), I revisited an entry I’d written in February after Jennifer Hudson won the Oscar. That moment was really amazing, and to think that 2 years before, she was waiting tables. Crazy. Likewise, Leona Lewis, the winner of “The X Factor” in England is being touted as the next Mariah Carey. The show is the same “rags to riches” story as American Idol, but this program, (which succeeded the original Pop Idol, and will likely succeed American Idol) is different, in that the judges, Simon Cowell, Sharon Osborne and Louis Walsh each take some of the contestants under their wing. In this hilarious clip Simon gets told off by an 85 year old grandmother. The “Jaws” music is great! LOL
I love Leona’s version of “A Moment Like This”. Unfortunately, I still have to learn how to place anchors in HTML and I didn’t want to put this player on this page, because there’s no way to turn off “auto play” and it annoys me. So if you want to hear it, you’ll have to click below, and scroll down, and then click on the song title. The video gives me goose bumps, but I’m a dork.
The Dark Side of Google 
It’s fun having the ability to know what Google searches bring people to your site, but sometimes the searches are downright creepy!! I guess I’m perpetuating it though by pointing them out and letting the search engines find them again. Oh well, such is the Internet. Here’s a recent sampling of what people searched for to end up at my blog(with explanations).
Search Engine: google.com
Search Words: masturbation of dogs
Visit Entry Page http://www.xanga.com…6:15.297&direction=n
Visit Exit Page http://www.xanga.com…6:15.297&direction=n
To be fair the YouTube video I posted was of a dog doing it to himself, not what’s referred to here!
Search Engine: blingo.com
Search Words: cat in under the hood of my car
Visit Entry Page http://www.xanga.com…h-herrera–oreo.html
Visit Exit Page http://www.xanga.com…h-herrera–oreo.html
Yes, I posted this true story, but it’s odd that someone would be searching for it!
We did run into Paulie Shore at that red carpet premiere the other night, maybe I tagged one of the photos inappropriately. Interesting search though. Maybe it was Paulie himself??
Yes, we were seat fillers at the Idol Gives Back concert, and it seems Sanjaya is always the most popular search lately.
We did go to the bar on the roof of The Standard Hotel downtown, and my friend Mica is Romanian. Are there a lot of Romanian houses with rooftop bars Mica? I guess not, if they have to search for them!
I had a post about the Swedish entry in Eurovision this year. Someone commented that Eurovision was campy, and I said so is American Idol.
I have a couple of videos of X-Factor winner Leona Lewis. It appears that X rated is embedded in the videos along with X-Factor. Somebody was being naughty!
I did have a post about a woman in London who cut off her husband’s penis in a pizza restaurant, with the joke, don’t have the pepperoni. But this guy was searching for “pepperoni penis”. Coincidence?
Speaking of Dark Google, check this out. There’s some environmental group that claims that if Google switched to a black background they would save 750 Megawatt hours a year (whatever that means), so they’ve formed “Blackle“. This may be taking things a bit far.
Comments (10)
hahahaha, stop posting such creepy things on your xanga then =P
no, i’m not from NY. I actually went there for a piano lesson at juilliard.
hah! crazy.
man, some fetishes are just strange.
blackle eh? maybe everyone should also change their blogs to have a black background like yourself. you’re quite the eco-pioneer.
haha, that was pretty funny indeed. i used to have some weird searches too and so i stopped posting and removed words that could lead people to my blog :P
You’re right, it was funny, about the 911 call conversation, LOL
After this post, i can say that : Hosetly, i LOVE Stephen Colbert . I really do , LOL
I didn’t know that Leona is the new winner of the X-Factor, but i know Shanyne Ward was the last one, i’ve even got his album. But Leona’s is pretty good : )
no no no he is doing parody of another song called “ways to avoid the sun” ^^
he really sucks!!!
LOL, he’s trying to suck!! He’s a parody comedian.
But thanks for the real thing
http://www.xanga.com/kimsamsoonLA/590748440/bi-ways-to-avoid-the-sun-mv.html?nextdate=last
All this talk about “blackle”. i would assume that in the end , all the effort to promote it, the extra time each writer had to take to mention it mightve of ended up cancelling out the positive effects of blackle.
Try Darkoogle.com