July 19, 2007

  • Oops

    I was conducting a web training session at work today, and someone logged on 20 minutes late.  Since I had everyone’s phones muted on entrance, I kept going and told the latecomer I would stay on the call after we were done to catch him up.  At the end of the training session I mentioned my company’s first rate customer support.  “When you call our Support Line, you will never get a recording.  You will never be asked for your mother’s maiden name or your spouse’s shoe size.  You will talk to someone in the United States, not India.”

    When I finished the session and everyone left, I un-muted the latecomer and he introduced himself.  “Hi my name is Patel……”

    Dohhhhhhhh!

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    Ah, the joys of outsourcing:

    Presidential Bird Shit, Cute Kids, Toxic Toothpaste, Honor Killings & Texas Dildos

    A bird shit on President Bush yesterday while he was giving a press conference.  True to form, our troglodyte president brushed it off, with his bare hand!  And this is the guy who doesn’t believe humans are descended from apes????…

    Outsourcing Pollution and 5 Foot Whale Dicks

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    A Terrible Tragedy Hits Home – Days 1-3

    What follows is a first hand account of this weeks tragedy by my friend Sabine, who thankfully lived through it.  Please take the time to read this.  It’s terribly sad, but also hopeful.  I ap…
     

     
    These are the days worth living….

     
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