July 19, 2007
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Oops
I was conducting a web training session at work today, and someone logged on 20 minutes late. Since I had everyone’s phones muted on entrance, I kept going and told the latecomer I would stay on the call after we were done to catch him up. At the end of the training session I mentioned my company’s first rate customer support. “When you call our Support Line, you will never get a recording. You will never be asked for your mother’s maiden name or your spouse’s shoe size. You will talk to someone in the United States, not India.”
When I finished the session and everyone left, I un-muted the latecomer and he introduced himself. “Hi my name is Patel……”
Dohhhhhhhh!

Ah, the joys of outsourcing:
Presidential Bird Shit, Cute Kids, Toxic Toothpaste, Honor Killings & Texas Dildos
A bird shit on President Bush yesterday while he was giving a press conference. True to form, our troglodyte president brushed it off, with his bare hand! And this is the guy who doesn’t believe humans are descended from apes????…Outsourcing Pollution and 5 Foot Whale Dicks
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What follows is a first hand account of this weeks tragedy by my friend Sabine, who thankfully lived through it. Please take the time to read this. It’s terribly sad, but also hopeful. I ap…These are the days worth living….Video/Song of the day