August 3, 2007
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Designer Sperm, Toilet Dining, Self Gifting & Rental Goats
After work I met Joel, Lisa, Tommy, Andy, Jenn, Tressa & Dar at B.J.’s for dinner. After that I went back to Dar’s to work on her computer until about midnight. Then I drove home to find a package in the mail from “California Cryobank“. The name intrigued me, and before I looked at who it was addressed to (my neighbor), I opened it (oops!). It turns out the company is a sperm bank! I found the literature they sent out fascinating. They’re basically selling designer sperm, for quite a bit of money from what I can tell.
There’s even more information on their website, where you can literally search by race, ethnicity, height, weight, religion, “nordic” donors, donors with “some” Jewish blood, facial features, attractiveness of baby photos, temperament tests, voice and more. The website even allows you to print a Donor Essay, a Staff Assessment and a Short Profile.
So the question is, would you do it?? And how the hell do I give this to my neighbor without embarrassing her, or me for that matter, especially after I opened it? Doh!!
For my Taiwanese friends, a new restaurant to check out in Taipei!!
This is going to be my early birthday present to myself. I’m buying it tomorrow, so if anyone has any suggestions/changes, speak now or forever hold your peace. Also, I’m searching online for Dell coupon codes, but am so far coming up flat. Any ideas? I like the built in webcam, and I’ve always liked Dell computers. I used them for years at my old job. I actually went to Best Buy tonight to buy that HP that’s been on sale for $499 all week, but they were sold out, as was every single Best Buy in Southern California.
Sven sent this today. He moved to Central California about a year ago. Talk about a different world!
Song of the day. LOL
Comments (8)
Oh my god , this is so funny. LMAO you opened the letter?!?!?!?!?!? And how’d you get all the info anyways? Omg did you like scan it or something? :P
I love the restaurant with the toilet seats , so cool! There’s this new thing , bubble tea. You should try it !
Hmm , Windows Vista , make sure all your programmes are vista ready when you get the notebook. My friends went crazy when they found out they couldn’t transfer some files and install some programmes onto vista.
Designer sperm, I did not know they ask so many personal questions. Was the sample included? lol
I had no idea you can now compress your blogs with links. Hmm..I don’t like it! I much prefer to just go to one’s blog and scan the entire blog.
that looks like the least appetizing restaurant i’ve ever seen! i’d probably still go in if i saw it though.
lol…the sperm is already 16 years old.
yeah, designer babies are getting popular – they are prettier, healthier – it’s a start of eugenics again?
re: to the food, i will not go there.
Just say no to designer babies.
LOL @ designer babies
Oh, cool restaurant with toilet seats!!
I would be totally embarrassed if I were that neighbor!