Month: September 2007

  • Happy Birthday Dar & Fluctuations


    Yesterday was Darlene’s birthday, so the family gathered at a pizza/pasta place and celebrated.  The kids played video games and a good time was had by all.  I had to go into my office yesterday so I took the dogs and then Lisa came to pick them up, so they played with her dogs all day.  I have a couple of friends in town this weekend, so will probably take a couple of days off blogging.  I hope everyone has a nice weekend. –Carey






















     
     
    Tasteless Joke of the Day:
     
    I recently had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. The line was short, there was just one lady in front of me.  She was an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated.

    She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.
    Today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?” 

    The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
    “Fluctuations”. 

    The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people, too.

     

  • Homeless Russians, Devil Worshiping Gay Latinos, Butt Sniffing Dogs, Mooncakes & Chinese Cyberterror

    It was one of those quintessential Hollywood nights.  The temperature was a pleasant 75°F (24°C) with a slight breeze and unusually clean air.  I’m dog-sitting Garbo & Ruby for the next two weeks, and tonight we took a long walk and stopped for dinner on the way home.  The sun was setting, aptly enough over Sunset Boulevard and the beautiful full moon was rising through wispy clouds just as it did in Asia earlier to mark the ending of the Moon Festival.

    As I sat outside waiting for my food to be served, an older gentleman at the next table caught my eye, mainly because he was smoking a corn cob pipe (?) and typing on a manual typewriter!!  He asked me what kind of dogs Garbo & Ruby were, and I in turn asked him what he was <typing>.  He said he was working on a screenplay (natch), and that he found the sound of a traditional typewriter inspiring.  Just for my younger readers who’ve never seen a typewriter, they look like this, LOL:

    As I began eating, there was some commotion at the Starbucks next door.  A ridiculously muscled gay Latino guy was having a very loud, very heated conversation with a passerby.  At first I thought they were arguing, but then they started laughing and I realized that this guy was just obnoxiously loud and boisterous.  (And for ME to say that about someone, it’s like “Hello pot? It’s kettle. You’re black!”; though I like to think I’m simply animated, not loud and obnoxious.)

    At this point an obviously homeless and more obviously drunk man appeared and started reading the newspaper at a nearby table.  As the commotion at Starbucks continued, the homeless man began getting visibly frustrated.  He was muttering about how he just wanted to read his newspaper in peace, and how obnoxious the Latino guy was being.  (Frankly, I kind of agreed with him.  I would not have been able to concentrate either.  Of course, I was sober!)

    Eventually the homeless guy started yelling at the Latino guy.  The homeless guy had a really beautiful Russian accent!  It almost sounded aristocratic, yet his scraggly beard and filthy tattered clothes betrayed that observation.  Finally, he couldn’t take it any more, and he got up and went over to the Latino guy’s table.  The Russian told the Latino that he was bothering everyone in the vicinity (true, I suspect) and that he was being very rude.  He told him he didn’t care how big he was, that he could “take him’ and make him bow down on his knees because he himself bowed to no one.  (In the meantime, me and the pipe smoking typewriting old guy, were just trying to blend in.)

    Now, here’s where it gets crazy.  Just as I thought one of them was going to throw a punch (would the gay guy really punch the homeless guy?), the homeless guy started freaking out, and calling the gay guy a devil worshiper.  The Russian said that he was part of the “Royal Family” in the Ukraine, and that one day his brother would forgive him (??).  He coninued ranting about his status and his connections.  I felt really sorry for him.  Had the Latino guy just ignored him (as everyone else was trying to do), he probably would have just gone away, but the Latino guy just kept egging him on.  (Can’t we all just get along??)

    Finally the Russian (Ukrainian, I guess) went back to sit down.  At that point someone walked by with a dog, and Garbo and Ruby started playing.  Butt sniffing ensued and the homeless guy freaked out, and started screaming about how “nasty” that was, and how ass sniffing shouldn’t be allowed in public.  That was our cue to leave.  “Check please!”

    Only in Hollywood!




    Dell Update:

    You may remember reading about my recent experience buying a Dell computer, and trying to return it.  Well, I finally got a response back from Dell, and I won!!  They have refunded my credit card for the whole price.  I think it’s funny how they’re using their real names now too.  Instead of “Jaron” it’s “Abhay” and “Zyrene”.  LOL 

    Dear Carey,

    Thank you for contacting Dell Online Customer Care.  I
    understand from your email, your concern regarding the full credit. I
    apologize for the inconvenience to you. I appreciate the opportunity to
    assist you on this.

    I am glad to inform you that the full amount
    has been credited to your original mode of payment i.e. Visa Card,
    under Credit Memo Number XC4W2F957. The amount of $888.42 was credited
    on 09-10-07. Therefore an amount of $888.42 has already been credited
    to your account, which is the total amount of your order. Please be
    assured no amount for restocking fee is charged. I would request you to
    contact your financial institution for more information on the credit
    amount.

    If you need any additional information, or have any
    other questions, please feel free to reply to my email. It will be my
    endeavor to ensure that all of your questions are answered to your
    complete satisfaction.
    Thank you for giving me the opportunity
    to assist you. Your case number for this interaction is 173778420.
    Please keep this number for your records. It will help us keep track of
    this issue so we can assist you better if you have any further
    questions or concerns.

    If you require further assistance, please feel free to visit our Online Customer Care Center at:
    http://support.dell.com
    Thank you again, for contacting Dell Online Customer Care.

    Respectfully,
    Abhay Thakur

    Rep ID 169021
    06:30 AM to 03:30 PM CST
    Dell Online Customer Care

    Original Message Follows: ————————
    Thank
    you.  Had that been communicated to me weeks ago, I would have known
    why UPS kept leaving notes on my door with no information.  I’m
    assuming you will be refunding my entire purchase price, correct?  I do
    not intend on paying any restocking fees.  Please advise.  Thank you.

    Carey

     On 9/21/07, US_CAG_Customer_Care <US_CAG_Customer_Care@dell.com> wrote:
     Dear Carey,

     Thank you for contacting Dell Online Customer Care.

    I
    apologized for all the inconvenienced this has caused you. I checked
    your records and a Credit Request Authorization have been processed
    dated September 04, 2007. UPS is trying to pick up the damaged item so
    that credit will be issued on your account as soon as the item was
    returned to Dell. The reference number is 093877453. You may contact
    Customer Care Voice Department at 1800-624-9897, Mondays through
    Fridays from 7AM to 9PM CST for verification. The reference number is
    093837058.   Should you need additional assistance, visit our Online
    Customer Care Center at http://support.dell.com .

    Sincerely,
    Zyrene
    133237
    Dell Online Customer Care
    Case number: 173778420 (Please use this number for reference)

    Original Message Follows: ————————

    Hello “Jaron” (if that’s your real name.  Why do I have a feeling it’s Patel??),

    OK,
    I’m REALLY getting irritated here.  You told me someone would be
    calling in the next 48 to 72 hours, 2 WEEKS AGO!  The only person who
    called was some crazy woman in India (I asked), trying to SELL me a
    warranty on a DEFECTIVE machine that I told you I wanted to RETURN
    WEEKS ago.  I have called your Customer “Service” only to be
    transferred FIVE times, and HUNG UP on by someone foreigner with an
    accent so thick I couldn’t even understand them.  Outsourcing American
    jobs during a time of war is tantamount to TREASON.  You should be
    tried for war crimes you greedy corporate behemoth.

    You have
    sent UPS to my house THREE times now, with NO explanation of what they
    are here for.  NO ONE from Dell has contacted me as promised, regarding
    this return  I’m ready to call my credit card company and dispute the
    bill for this piece of crap computer you sold me.  I always loved Dell
    and always loved your customer service.  I recommended you to my
    friends.  Now you’re just like everyone else, selling computers that
    catch on fire, and investing in 3rd world economies instead of your
    own.  You should be ashamed of yourselves.  How do you even sleep at
    night?  I DEMAND a PERSONAL reply to this IMMEDIATELY (if not sooner).
     If my complaint is not resolved, I will call my credit card company,
    the Better Business Bureau and other online feedback sites, and post
    this letter on my blog which gets 5,000 HITS a DAY.  It’s time to
    FIGURE IT OUT Dell, and quit treating your customers like the garbage
    you sell.  You represent the worst of corporate America and you disgust
    me.  I await your reply.

    On 9/3/07, US_CAG_Customer_Care < US_CAG_Customer_Care@dell.com >wrote:
    Dear Carey,

    Dell
    apologizes for any inconvenience your damaged keys and screen may have
    caused you. Dell considers every customer important and values your
    business.
    Because of the complexity of your issue we have
    forwarded your message to a Customer Care Specialist who will be
    contacting you in the next 48 to 72 hours to help resolve your
    situation.
    Thank you for your patience.
    Dell appreciates your business.

    Respectfully,

    Jaron
    Case#173778420
    Dell Online Customer Service
    http://support.dell.com

    Original Message Follows:
    ————————
    Comments:
    I’d like to return this.  The keys were damaged when I got it.  They
    don’t all work properly. The screen is not what I ordered, and the
    shipment was over a week late.  I don’t plan on paying to ship it back.
     I’d like a full refund and instructions on how to return it.
    “* * * END Feedback * * *

    So now, after all that, I read this today:


    From China, With Love: Cyberwar the Next Big Threat to the U.S.?

    September 26, 2007 6:12 PM
    Brian Ross and Vic Walter Report:


    The White House is preparing a new initiative to protect against what
    it fears could be a crippling attack against the U.S. by computer, from
    overseas, and in particular, from China.   

    After a series of cabinet-level meetings this month at the White
    House, computer security analysts say the Bush administration is
    considering creating a new agency or cyberwar center to better protect
    the federal government’s computers and find ways to help private
    companies and public utilities fend off computer attacks.

    Those attacks, which could be just a few key strokes away, could
    shut down U.S. power grids and communication and banking systems,
    security analysts warn. 

    “Basically we would find the lights go out, the dial tone stop and
    we have no ability to access our money,” Sami Saydjari, founder and
    president of the Cyber Defense Agency, told ABC News.

    Internet security companies, such as Akamai in Boston, are currently
    tracking thousands of attacks against the U.S. government and corporate
    computer systems every day.

    “We would not be in a good situation if we were to enter a cyberwar
    today,” Akamai co-founder and chief scientist Tom Leighton said.

    On most days, the single biggest source of those attacks is China.

    “A Chinese general has talked about how they would reach out through
    cyberspace and turn off the American electric power grid before any
    conflict with the United States,” said Dick Clarke, a former White
    House counterterrorism official and now ABC News consultant.

    White House advisors say alarm bells sounded when this past June
    Chinese hackers got into the unclassified computers of Secretary of
    Defense Robert Gates.

    “The intelligence community has come to the recognition that China
    and other foreign governments have free run of American computer
    networks,” Clarke said.

    In addition to long-distance hacking, U.S. experts are concerned
    Chinese-made computer equipment could be sabotaged in ways that are
    undetectable, the scaled Trojan horse attack.

    “My fear is that there are many, many Trojan horses, many, many
    malicious codes in a large number of our critical systems,” Saydjari
    said. “And that there are just waiting to be activated through some
    trigger at some time.” 

    The White House says it is asking for $6 billion in the latest budget to increase supersecret.


    So now, not only do I have to worry about lead in my toothpaste and toys, I have to worry about Trojans in computers that are made in China, and waiting for some secret command to attack the United States a la The Matrix??  I would venture to guess that you cannot buy a computer anywhere in the world today that does not have parts from China.  Anyone want to build me a computer?  I’ll pay you $800!  LOL.  By the way, Dell still hasn’t sent UPS to pick up this laptop, so until they do, I’m keeping it.  If it happens to bring down the entire US power grid, my apologies in advance!


    Happy Mooncake Festival everyone!  Eat some for me, and keep those lanterns lit!


  • 20 Years of Friendship, A Coked Up Boxer & Adorable Token Asians

     
    Here are the last of the weekend photos, and a video of a drunken Daniel, channeling Mick Jagger.  As you can see from the pictures, I didn’t get much sleep at all.  What else is new?
     
     
     
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    And here are all of them.  (Dan, you can downlod all of these at full size from Picasa).
     
     
    Oh, and Daniel, don’t think you escaped my birthday wrath.  I know you hate this picture, but it’s always been one of my favorites (of Oreo).  I must say, you’ve aged remarkably well for a straight man, considering I took this photo 20 years ago!!  Happy 40th my friend.

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    Oh, and I guess now we know why Mike Tyson looked so pissed in the photo below that I took of him on the plane to Phoenix the other day.


    Mike Tyson pleads guilty to drug possession

    Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:30pm BST

    MESA,Arizona (Reuters) – Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson pleaded guilty to drug possession and driving under the influence in an Arizona court on Monday.

    His plea stemmed from an arrest last December in which authorities said Tyson, who has a long history of legal problems, admitted to using cocaine that day and to being addicted to the drug.

    He now faces up to three years and nine months in prison for the felony possession charge and up to six months in jail for the misdemeanour DUI count. The 41-year-old boxer is scheduled to be sentenced on November 19.  Read more…


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    And speaking of “Tysons“.  This year’s token Asian on Beauty & the Geek is Tony, who distinguished himself in the first episode as the most sensitive of this year’s crop of geeks, without being characterized by many of the typical Asian stereotypes.  Not since Tyson, has a contestant portrayed himself so well and tried to break the mold (Remember Piao?? Ugh).  Spoiler Alert….

    Unfortunately though, Tony was the first to go.  (Rapping for 3-6 Mafia, just wasn’t his forte, LOL.)  Tony we hardly knew ya.

    You can’t deny he’s adorable.  In one scene he’s crying because he’s afraid of getting hurt by a girl.  Sound familiar?  Farewell Tony.  (Is my ”favoritism” that obvious?  LOL)  P.S. If that “beauty” Sam isn’t gay, then the Pope doesn’t wear Prada.  That guy is so botoxed it’s ridiculous.  I’m wondering if they didn’t just find an actor to play that part.  I wonder if Tyson can find out?  Sam’s ridiculous profile:

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    Sam
    Age: 26
    Occupation: Party Promoter
    Hobbies: Girls, working out (including one thousand crunches a day), pool parties and bbq’s
    In Five Years: “Club Owner.”

    UGH!  Spare me the rhetoric!

     

  • Happy Birthday Daniel from Me & Iron Mike

     

    We drove home from San Diego yesterday and this morning I flew to Phoenix to attend my best friend Daniel’s surprise 40th birthday party.   It’s late and I’m tired, so I’m just going to post a few pics and will write more tomorrow.   Peace.

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    On the way home, the border patrol stopped traffic and caught three people being smuggled in.

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    And took them right back to Mexico

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    Guess who was on the flight from LA to Phoenix??

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    Sophie & Nina

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    Mia & Lemony Snicket

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    Daddy & Gabriel

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    Carey & Sophie

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    Sophie & Abby

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    Daniel looking surprised

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    Daniel & his hero, James Joyce

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    Channeling Mick Jagger

     

  • Success & Failure – From Mt. Everest to San Diego

     

    Speaking of Tibet…I saw a very inspirational speech today by Jamie Clarke.  He’s a Canadian who climbed Mt. Everest; failing two times, and reaching the summit on the the third try.  He spoke of how one must achieve failure before attaining success.  We must learn from our failures.  Whether it’s bringing 300 rolls of toilet paper instead of 200 on his 2nd expedition, or bringing Pringles instead of bagged chips (which crumble when the bags explode from the pressure.  Pringles, as he explains are the perfect food for mountain climbing!)
     

    “… I have chosen adventure as my vehicle for inward and outward exploration. It is my guide to freedom. Freedom beyond fear and weaknesses – beyond all that holds me back.”
    Jamie Clarke

    After pursuing his goal for 18 years, and climbing on the mountain 2 times before he was successful, Jamie Clarke stood on the summit of Mount Everest . Jamie’s “Above All Else” presentation shares that journey of tenacity and triumph with breathtaking images and live recordings. This presentation is a perfect match with the following themes:

    • jamieclarkeani Leadership
    • Coping with Change
    • jamieclark Risk Taking
    • Project Management
    • Team Building

      Through client interviews, Jamie learns about an organization’s challenges and goals. He then weaves that learning throughout his presentation, masterfully personalizing the experience for each audience member.

      everestclimb While sharing from his heart with humor and passion, Jamie challenges his audience to think differently – to view failure as a worthy experience – to learn the art of grunt work – to conquer fear through focus – to live life with passion on their own terms.

     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Jamie Clarke is an incredibly dynamic speaker.  If you ever get a chance to see him, don’t miss it.  He charges $20,000 to $30,000 per appearance, and he’s worth every penny.  Here’s a video of part of his presentation.  It might take a little while to load, but if you have time, take a look.  It’s really quite impressive.  He talks about the Pringles about 5 minutes in.  LOL 
     
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    It was another gorgeous day here in San Diego:
     
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    Mike and I have known each other for over ten years now.  Why is it that he looks the same as he did 10 years ago, and is now a multimillionaire, while I’m living hand to mouth??    LOL  We were talking tonight about those rare moments in life where one tiny action can change the course of your entire life.  Kind of like the movie Sliding Doors.
     
    Had I not bumped into Claudio in 1989 in Champaign and said hello, Claudio would never have met Mike.  Mike would never have moved to Washington DC and then Long Beach.  I probably wouldn’t have moved to California and Mike would still be a waiter in Iron Mountain, Michigan.  LOL.  So, by my reasoning, he’s owes at least half of his millions to me.  Pay up bitch.
    VICIOUS!
     

  • Old Friends in Tibet and Old Friends in America’s Finest City

     

    I had the nicest email from Mick tonight when I got home.  She and Miggl are in India heading towards Tibet.  God’s speed my friend, God’s speed.

    From: Michaela
    Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 10:12 PM
    To: Carey
    Subject: dear friend
     
    Beloved Carey:
     
    Thanks for your Email – very interesting, but we have no clue who was searching for us … but sooner or later we’ll know it )
     
    Miggl and I are travelling in Northern India at the moment – since a month we are in ladakh also called “little tibet”. tomorrow we are leaving for pakistan where we try to drive the karakorum highway (the old silk road) to kashgar/china and from there we want to travel into Tibet … so far nothing is sure as we don’t know how safe the situation is in northern pakistan and if we make it to kashgar it’s not sure if we can enter the Tibetan Autonomous Region from the north west … but you know that it is my life long dream to go to the heart of Tibet, to Mt. Kailash and it is soooo great that Miggl also could take three month off and we can travel together …
     
    As Internet access here is not so easy and teaches you a lesson in patience (all the buddhist way )) I have to finish my short report now. I am always thinking of you and your all the time in my heart – everywhere I go. I miss you and hope to see you very, very soon …
     
    Big, big hugs and kisses and a lot of hugs from miggl as well … by the way, the Tibetan guys are real beauties (and cuties at the same time )),
     
    God love you, take care,
    Mick
     

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    Greetings from San Diego.  It’s late, and since I went to bed at 5 this morning and woke up at 7:30, I’m tired, even by my standards.  We had a nice drive down here, and a delicious sushi dinner in the Gaslamp Quarter, followed by hot fudge sundaes at Ghiradelli’s.  I ate way too much, as I always do at these events.  I’ve known all these people for nearly 20 years though, so it’s a great chance to get together and reminisce about the old days when were all younger, thinner and better looking.  LOL  Here are some photos from today.  Night night.  <yawn>

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    And for Kimberly, who was begging to know the “Song of the Day”, I’ve decided to make it the “Video of the Day” and let her reminisce about performing it on stage (It’s an oldie, but a goodie!)

    And just because I love it so much, click below for Marcelo’s version which he played and sang for my birthday.

     

  • Tell Me Where It Hurts & Cool Geeks

    The State of Health Care in America:

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    Tell Me Where It Hurts? – Dr. D

    I’m embarrassed to even write this entry because it shows how absolutely f***ked up health care is in this country.  Here is the sequence of events:

    Monday: 9 AM

    Carey orders a refill of a prescription online at www.cvs.com.  The prescription is for Clobetasol Propionate, a cream to treat psoriasis that I sometimes get on my scalp, and have since high school.  The cream clears it right up when my scalp gets a little red. 

    Tuesday: 9 AM

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    David Cullen, my doctor’s “secretary” phones me to let me know that I haven’t seen the doctor in over 400 days, and that before they could authorize the prescription to be refilled I would have to come in and see the doctor.

    I explained that I needed the cream now, as I am about to leave on some business trips.  It wasn’t as if I was asking for Oxycontin (hillbilly heroin).  I told “Dave the secretary” that I would come in for a checkup as soon as I returned from my trips.  In the meantime, I asked him to authorize the prescription to be refilled.  He dramatically said he would check with the doctor and hung up abruptly.

    Tuesday: 2 PM

    CVS pharmacy calls me to say that the doctor’s office refused to refill my prescription.

    Tuesday: 2:01 PM

    I called the doctor’s office and spoke to Dave the secretary again.  Without telling him that the pharmacy had called me, I asked him what the status of my refill was.  He said that they would not refill the prescription until I came in.  I explained again that I was leaving town, and wanted the cream for my trip.  I also said that I had been Dr. D’s patient for four years, and this has never been a problem in the past.  At this point Dave got extremely agitated and said that he doesn’t need to listen to me anymore; at which point he hung up on me!

    (Now, a little background.  Dr. D used to have his own private practice.  It was a small office, employing just a few people.  The service was personal, the doctor professional and the staff fairly courteous.  In May, I received notice that the office was closing and that the doctor was going to work for a large conglomerate medical facility called Synergy Healthcare Medical Associates.  When I received the notice I remember thinking that my doctor sold out to corporate America and the big drug companies.  Where before, I could call the same day and get an appointment, now I feared it would take weeks to get an appointment and the doctor would be either golfing or being wined and dined by drug reps. half of the time.  But, since I rarely have to go to the doctor (maybe once a year for my asthma, and obviously not even that often since I hadn’t been there since June, ’06), I didn’t think it was that huge a deal.)

    So, after being rudely hung up on by Dave the secretary, I called back.I asked to speak to the doctor, and Dave the secretary said, “You’re NOT speaking to the doctor” and hung up on me again.

    I called back, and demanded to speak to the doctor.  Dave the secretary hung up on me.I called back, and this time dialed the nurse, Judy Azar’s extension.  When she answered, I told her that Dave the secretary had hung up on me three times and I asked to speak to the doctor.  She said he wasn’t available.  I said that I would hold.She put me on hold, and a minute later, guess who answered?  That’s right, Dave the secretary, who hung up on me a 4th time.

    At this point, I called back and left a message on the doctor’s non emergency voice mail.  I told him what had happened, and I said that if he values his relationships with his patients that I would like a call back today.  I then called the corporate headquarters of Synergy Healthcare and left a message for the General Manager, explaining how Dave the secretary had treated me.

    5:15 PM

    Ring….Ring

    Carey: Hello

    Dr. D: Hi Carey, this is Dr. D.

    Carey: Hi doctor, thanks for calling me back

    Dr. D: What can I do for you?

    Carey: (Relaying the same story I told above, and left on his voice mail.)

    Dr. D: Well, I wasn’t there, so I can’t really comment.  All I can say is that all medical items that come out of this office must be billed.Everything is billable.

    Carey: I told Dave the secretary that I was going out of town and that I would come in once I returned.

    Dr. D: I get audited once a year, and if I’m refilling prescriptions without seeing patients I could incur penalties.

    Carey: I told you that I would come in when I return.  I’m just asking for psoriasis cream!  Are you telling me that you need my $100 for an office visit that badly?  Have you really sold out to corporate America to that degree?

    Dr. D: I left my practice because I could no longer make ends meet.  I was bringing in only $60,000 a month and I could barely pay the bills.

    <cue the violins>

    Dr: D: Take a look at your insurance remittances.  Your health insurance only paid for ¼ of what I billed you last year.  I had to incur the rest.

    Carey: Trust me doctor, I hate the health insurance companies too, but they supposedly pay you customary payment for the services you render.  Beside, I’m the one who has had my premiums TRIPLE in the past 4 years.  Not to mention the fact that my asthma inhaler that used to cost $5 now costs $25.  And God forbid I try to refill it before the 60 day limit, then it costs $300.

    Dr. D: You should talk to your health insurance company.  They are the ones that are cheating both of us.  They’re taking your money and not paying me.

    Carey: Are you telling me I owe you money?

    Dr. D: No, the health insurance companies don’t pay me enough to keep my practice open.

    Carey: Doctor, with all due respect, I’ve never heard of a doctor who doesn’t make well into six digits.  I do not make well into six digits.  I have a very hard time feeling sorry for your plight.  Besides, if I had called you a year ago to ask you to refill that prescription before I went out of town; you would have had no problem with it.

    Dr. D: You’re right, I would have filled it a year ago.I would be remiss if I didn’t tell you that other former patients haven’t complained about the same thing, but my hands are tied.

    Carey: I’ve always liked the care you provided but I cannot continue a relationship with a doctor whose staff treats me so rudely.

    Dr. D: I wasn’t there, I can’t speak to that.

    Carey: It doesn’t matter that you weren’t there.  Did you ask Dave the secretary if he hung up on me?

    Dr. D: Yes, he said he did.

    Carey: Well then, I would like an apology.

    Dr. D: I’m sorry if he hung up on you.

    Carey: Thank you, but I want the apology from Dave the secretary.

    Dr. D: I can’t tell him to apologize, he doesn’t even work for me anymore.

    Carey: Again, with all due respect, just because you’re not signing his paychecks doesn’t mean he doesn’t work for you.  You hired him, and you can fire him.  If you ask him to apologize, I suspect he would think long and hard about it.

    Dr. D: I can ask him to apologize but it’s his decision.  If he chooses not to, I’d be happy to forward your medical records to a new doctor, just let me know.

    Carey: Thank you very much.

    Dr. D: You’re welcome.

    So, that’s the gist of the conversation.  Of course I’m paraphrasing, and of course I’m making fun of Dave the secretary, and making myself look better, but that’s basically how it went down.The next time Dave Cullen the secretary googles his name, I suspect he will read this.  (Apologies in advance to Dave Cullen the guitarist, and Dave Cullen the author of the Brokeback Mountain Guide. (??))  I intentionally filled this entry with links and metatags to make Google’s robots move me to the top of the search list.  Don’t you just love the blogoshpere?  Though the doctor made some good points, the fact of the matter is he sold out.  Yes, the insurance companies suck, and trust me, I’ve fought with them before (last year they insisted I was a woman, because it said so in their computer, but that’s a story for another day).  I hope that any American who reads this realizes what a crisis we face.  America lags behind much poorer countries in health care.  I do not believe socialized medicine is the answer, but I do believe there are Democratic candidates out there who have better ideas than I do.  Please think about this as you ponder your choices in the next year.  It affects all of us.


    Went out to dinner with Tyson tonight. 

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    On the way there I saw this billboard. 

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    Apparently “geeks” are in.  The first 4th season of “Beauty & The Geek” started tonight.  I recorded it, but haven’t watched it yet.  Ironic though that Tyson was one of the geeks from Season 2.  I have a feeling he started the whole geek trend.    Anyway, we had a nice time.

    I’m heading to San Diego tomorrow, then Phoenix.  I hope everyone has a good week! –Carey

  • Child Brides & Outsoursing Woes

     

    Right Wing Christian Nutjob Entry of the Week:

    Exodus 22:16
    “If a man seduces a virgin who is not pledged to be married and sleeps with her, he must pay the bride-price, and she shall be his wife.
    Exodus 22:15-17 (in Context) Exodus 22 (Whole Chapter)

    Golly, it’s too bad I’m not looking to get married, because I just found the perfect website to snag the perfect bride.  www.marryourdaughter.net offers a full range of underaged girls to do with what I please.  For a price, of course:

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    With a simple click of a mouse I can propose to my “Sweet 13″ and live happily ever after.  Just listen to these fabulous testimonials:

    “Thank God for your site!  Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres.”

     —Mrs. Addrien L.

    “At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves.  Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!”

    —Mr. Jack M.

    “I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to.  I couldn’t have done it without your site!”

    —Katrina K., married at 14

    “Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi!  We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!”

     —Mrs. James P.

    “My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy.  Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills.  I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I’m 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!”

    —Nancy A.

    Did you believe what you just read?  If so, you’re not alone.  Luckily, this website is not real.  It is simply  one man’s interesting attempt to draw attention to inconsistancies in state marriage laws.  What’s fascinating though is that it’s not too “far out” to be believable.  When you consider movies like Jesus Camp and events like Purity Balls, is this really a stretch?  (Especially for the 50% of Americans who voted for Bush!)    There are intelligent people who will look at this website, and think it’s real, and that’s what’s scary.  When this type of thing is fathomable, we’re all in trouble.


    Should’a (NOT) Bought a Dell

    gmail Carey Anthony careygly@gmail.com

    Re: Customer Resolution Form Submission DAMAGED ITEM (KMM53688102I57L0KM)
    1 message


    Carey Anthony <careygly@gmail.com> Mon, Sep 17, 2007 at 2:41 PM
    To: US_CAG_Customer_Care <US_CAG_Customer_Care@dell.com>

    Hello “Jaron” (if that’s your real name.  Why do I have a feeling it’s Patel??),
     
    OK, I’m REALLY getting irritated here.  You told me someone would be calling in the next 48 to 72 hours, 2 WEEKS AGO!  The only person who called was some crazy woman in India (I asked), trying to SELL me a warranty on a DEFECTIVE machine that I told you I wanted to RETURN WEEKS ago.  I have called your Customer “Service” only to be transferred FIVE times, and HUNG UP on by someone foreigner with an accent so thick I couldn’t even understand them.  Outsourcing American jobs during a time of war is tantamount to TREASON.  You should be tried for war crimes you greedy corporate behemoth.
     
    You have sent UPS to my house THREE times now, with NO explanation of what they are here for.  NO ONE from Dell has contacted me as promised, regarding this return  I’m ready to call my credit card company and dispute the bill for this piece of crap computer you sold me.  I always loved Dell and always loved your customer service.  I recommended you to my friends.  Now you’re just like everyone else, selling computers that catch on fire, and investing in 3rd world economies instead of your own.  You should be ashamed of yourselves.  How do you even sleep at night?  I DEMAND a PERSONAL reply to this IMMEDIATELY (if not sooner).  If my complaint is not resolved, I will call my credit card company, the Better Business Bureau and other online feedback sites, and post this letter on my blog which gets more hits than your lame website that’s down half the time.  It’s time to FIGURE IT OUT Dell, and quit treating your customers like the garbage you sell.  You represent the worst of corporate America and you disgust me.  I await your reply.

    Carey


    Re: Customer Resolution Form Submission DAMAGED ITEM (KMM53688102I57L0KM)
    1 message


    US_CAG_Customer_Care <US_CAG_Customer_Care@dell.com>

    Mon, Sep 3, 2007 at 12:48 PM

    Dear Carey,

    Dell apologizes for any inconvenience your damaged keys and screen may have caused you. Dell considers every customer important and values your business.

    Because of the complexity of your issue we have forwarded your message to a Customer Care Specialist who will be contacting you in the next 48 to 72 hours to help resolve your situation.

    Thank you for your patience.

    Dell appreciates your business.

    Respectfully,

    Jaron
    Case#173778420
    Dell Online Customer Service
    http://support.dell.com

    When responding to me, please use the *REPLY* function of your e-mail program. This will keep the SAME SUBJECT LINE of our e-mail. Otherwise your message may be delayed or lost.

    Original Message Follows:
    ————————
    “* * * PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT WHEN REPLYING * * *
    “* * * This is a feedback Message from the Dell Online Communications Center. * * *
    “***********************************************
    First Name: Carey
    Middle Initial:
    Last Name: Anthony
    Email Address: careygly@gmail.com
    Phone Number:
    Ship To Address1:
    Order Number: 778627185
    Problem: DAMAGED
    Questions: Is the product within 30 days of the invoice / ship date? = yes
    Is the product functioning properly? = no
    When you received your shipment
     was the box damaged? = no
    Would you like to chat? = no

    Comments: I’d like to return this.  The keys were damaged when I got it.  They don’t all work properly. The screen is not what I ordered, and the shipment was over a week late.  I don’t plan on paying to ship it back and I certainly don’t plan on paying you a “restocking fee” (which is the most absurd thing I’ve ever heard).  I’d like a full refund and instructions on how to return it.
    Wrong Comments:
    Referring URL: Support.dell.com/dellcare
    Date Submitted: 8/30/2007 5:33:07 PM
    “* * * END Feedback * * *


    What’s Wrong With This Picture?

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  • Emmy Observations, Curbing, Joy Divsion & Ryan’s Big 30

    I had to work all day today to get a project done, as I’m leaving for San Diego in a couple of days.  I did take 3 hours off though to go watch the Emmy’s with some friends.  Since I live in Hollywood, I feel obligated to report on the festivities.    As I type, I can hear the noise from the after-party at the Mondrian Hotel next door.  I just walked over there to snap some photos, but couldn’t get very close like last year.  The ceremony ended a little after 7 PM Los Angeles time, so the parties are starting to wind down.  Here are a few of my observations about the show:

    • I thought Ryan Seacrest did a great job.  He’s so damn affable.  Not all of my friends felt the same way, but I think he’s one of the hardest working people in show business.
    • Heroes was robbed!
    • What’s up with all the bleeping censors!?  Did Janet Jackson’s nipple phone in a bomb threat?

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    • The Soprano’s tribute was cool.  David Chase’s speech was not.
    • 30 Rock?
    • James Spader again?  Gandolfini definitely deserved the Emmy.
    • America Ferrera is very poised.
    • Helen Mirren is still a class act.
    • I love Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, but I wasn’t in love with their bit tonight.
    • Bill Maher’s team introduction in the stall was f***ing hilarious!
    • If Al Gore is going to run for president at the 11th hour, he needs to lose weight.
    • The “Roots” tribute was touching.  And apparently black don’t crack!
    • OK, we get it.  Tony Bennett is cool.
    • Am I the only person in the world who HATES Grey’s Anatomy?  Apparently so.
    • Jamie Pressly is way overrated.
    • Jeremy Piven rocks.
    • What happened to Friday Night Lights?
    • Dexter?
    • The Amazing Race is not so amazing anymore. Give it up to Idol.
    • Has Masi Oka lost weight?  He’s looking good.
    • Tom from MySpace should certainly be able to afford a better sweatshirt.
    • Ray Romano is still pretty funny.
    • The Kanye West bit was the funniest of the night.
    • Ali Larter could turn a gay man straight.
    • And finally, thank GOD, no Britney!

    My Emmy after photos:

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    IMG_2013 (Small)

    IMG_2016 (Small)

    IMG_2017 (Small)

    That’s Eva Longoria believe it or not.  I was using digital zoom.

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    Alfre Woodard

    IMG_2038 (Small)

    Jonathan Ryhs Meyers

    IMG_2040 (Small)

    IMG_2042 (Small)

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    Lara Spencer (drunk)

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    And speaking of television, the funniest show on TV is finally back after a 2 year hiatus.  Curb Your Enthusiasm never ceases to make me laugh out loud.  Tonight’s episode guest starred Senator Barbara Boxer, Ted Danson, Mary Steenburgen, Vivica Fox and Gina Gershon.  I love Larry David.  It’s like our lives are intertwined.  If you know me, you know what I mean.  Hilarious.

    Song of the day

    And so the award season has officially begun.  I’m personally looking forward to some better movies at the theater.  There hasn’t been much of anything good out at all lately.  I’m really looking forward to this:

    joydivision

    And finally, last but not least:

    ryan4 

    Happy Birthday Ryan!

    ryan2

     ryan3