January 29, 2008

• Kanye Fried Chicken

  Update September 15, 2009:  http://careygly.xanga.com/712123918/root-beer-summit/

  I’ve never been a big fan of Kentucky Fried Chicken or any fried chicken for that matter.  But ever since KFC announced these ridiculously fattening, hedonistic and some would say disgusting  mashed potato bowls, they’ve become a true guilty pleasure that I tend to treat myself to once every few months.  These “heart attacks in a bowel” (get it) are so obscenely good that if I was ever on death row, they would surely make up at least part of my last meal.  (Hell, you’re gonna die anyway!  Skip the cheese though…that’s just disgusting.  LOL)

  

    

  So after a long busy morning at work, I decided to walk the few blocks over to this ratty little KFC on Sunset & Fairfax.

  

  While I’m indulging in mashed potato decadence and listening to my “This American Life” podcast, a silver Mercedes McLaren pulls up to the door of KFC.  Mind you, this KFC is small.  There’s no drive-through, there’s not even a customer bathroom inside.  There are parking spots however, which didn’t seem to matter to the driver of this $500,000.00 car.  The car was not only blocking the entrance to the restaurant, but it was also blocking the entrance to the parking lot!  As the angel wing door opened up (like a DeLorean), Kanye West stepped out.  Even before I knew it was him, I started snapping pictures with my cell phone, because I knew this would be blog-worthy.  I’m no starf**ker, but I am a responsible blogger!

   
  Kanye getting out of his car.  He’s wearing a camouflage hat and sunglasses.

  Even though he was wearing the hat and sunglasses, his chipmunk cheeks were immediately recognizable.  I tried to be discreet with my cell phone pics, but when I went outside to take a picture of his car, he glared at me angrily.

  

  

  

  

  

  

  Fried chicken that don’t kill me
  Can only make me stronger
  I need you to move your car now
  Cause I gotta work a little longer
  I know I should eat a little better
  Cause this can’t get much wronger
  Man I been cravin’ all month now
  Mashed potatoes I’ve been on ya

  And speaking of starf**king, maybe it would have been interesting to have been picked for jury duty last week.  Can you imagine deliberaring with Steve Carell?
  

  Steve Carell Picked … For Jury Duty!

  Posted Jan 23rd 2008 6:49PM by TMZ Staff

  TMZ was in the courtroom when Steve Carell was picked for jury duty. Do you think his “Office” will pay him for that??

  He’sbeen selected to serve on the jury in a civil case over some type ofemployment dispute. Both sides are Korean and non-English speaking, andwe’re told an interpreter will be present for the duration of thetrial. As a juror, he’ll be paid $15.00 a day — that’s at least something during the strike!

  “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” is due back in court tomorrow at 9:00 AM PT.

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