February 23, 2008

• ‘Twas the Night Before Oscar

  Apologies to Clement C. Moore:
  

  
  ‘Twas the night before Oscar
  
  And all through the “wood”,
  
  Celebrities were fasting,
  
  Making sure they’d look good.
  
  
  
  The statues were polished,
  Though wet on this day.
  
  Hoping Johnny or George,
  
  Would hold them Sunday.
  
  
  
  David and Hyun Ju,
  
  With Carey in tow.
  
  Braved the Hollywood rain,
  
  And to the Kodak did go.
  
  
  
  More rapid than eagles,
  
  The celebrities came.
  
  And they whistled and shouted,
  
  And called them by name.
  
  
  
  There’s Angie, there’s Brad,
  
  Ben Affleck and Matt,
  
  And there’s little Juno,
  Where’s her new baby at?
  
  
  
  We spoke not a word,
  
  But took lots of pics.
  
  Tomorrow’s the Oscars,
  
  And here are my picks:

  

  and my pics:

  

  
  Yes, my sweatshirt is made up of pi to the 50,000 digit.  Geek!

  
  The Los Angeles snow capped Alps

  

  
  Oscar’s rain poncho

  
  Nancy O’Dell from Access Hollywood, preparing for tomorrow

  
  Uh huh

  
  Hyun Ju cleverly jumped behind Spidey here for this cracktacular photo opp!

  
  Trying to fill Will Smith’s shoes.  Are you legend?

  Best of the rest:

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