March 19, 2008

  • Stripped Strippers, Retraction, Dumb Dogs & The Audacity of Hope

     

    I think it’s hilarious that they’re just painting over the cast offs!  Poor David Hernandez.  He’s the former gay male stripper who’s now a future gay male stripper. 



    Guess who we saw at lunch today?  It’s KKKristi Lee CookShe’s really the one who should have gotten the axe last week.



    We also saw James Cromwell, but he was inside.


    I just found out that the American Idol finale won’t be at the Kodak Theater this year, which sucks.  The past two years, I’ve been able to walk to the Kodak and sneak onto the press line with a fake press pass and take photos.  I won’t be able to do that at the Nokia Theater.  Damn.  (P.S. If anyone wants to go to a taping of “Idol Extra” next Wednesday, I have tickets.)
     

    I’m having the worst luck with cameras this year/decade/life

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    Carey Anthony
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    Equipments:
    POWER SHOT G9



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    Status:
    Description of Problem:

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    Lens won’t retract

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    hear that you’re experiencing problems with your G9′s lens retraction.  From what I understand the lens
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    Sincerely,

    James

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    If your dog’s not smart, don’t keep the car window open!

    When I saw this on Chris’ site the other day, I was reminded of this product:

    PoochIQ.com of Beverly Hills, California, is marketing a product it says can assess the mental prowess of dogs. The company said the PoochIQ Kit includes 15 “mentally stimulating” tasks designed to determine whether a dog’s intelligence is above, below or at the average, the New York Post reported Monday. “We developed it in-house and we did a ton of research on both human and dog intelligence,” said PoochIQ.com spokeswoman Stacy Stubblefield.



    What’s in the IQ Kit?
    The Pooch IQ Kit includes all the toys and props you’ll need to test your pooch’s intelligence! Your Pooch IQ Kit will arrive with thefollowing fun items:
    • 1 Pooch IQ Testing Booklet with 15 Exercises, Scoring Key, and Detailed IQ Explanations
    • 1 ExtraTuff Rubber Cone Toy
    • 1 5-Piece Plush Dog Puzzle
    • 1 Big & Furry Squeaky Bone
    • 1 Super-Bouncy Ball
    • 1 Hide-a-Treat Testing Toy
    • 1 Midnight Black Face Mask
    • 3 Colorful Plastic Pup-Cups
    Get the entire kit now for:
    $79.99
    On Sale Now!
    Just $49.99
    “It works like this.  If you buy it, your dog is smarter than you.” – Seth Meyers – Saturday Night Live
     
    LOL, if anyone’s thinking of buying one of these, let me know.  I’ll sell you my old dog toys for half the price!

    Finally…I wonder if he just won or lost the election with this??


Comments (12)

  • Normally I would say that the “dog intelligence” thing is overrated, but after seeing that “dogjump”, I’d say otherwise. LOL

  • i had a dog that did that one time – a beagle mix – not the smartest breed by any stretch – fortunately we were on a forest road and not going terribly fast.  still not watching any reality TV shows, so that’s all wasted on me! – lol.  and it is a shame that 225 years into this nations existence we are still judging candidates for president by their race or gender rather than their skills or programs.  is it any wonder we are still forced to vote for the lesser of two evils. peace, Al

  • My name is nick!

    I cannot see your message, because you are not in the newest article.

    The regret, cannot the immediate reply.

  • I would never have been able to spot her on the street like that. good photo! great ass!

    Kristi’s isn’t so bad either.

  • thanks for putting up the obama video.i wonder if we’re witnessing history like those who saw lincoln at his gettysburg address. i read that people dissed on that speech and it wasn’t acknowledged as a great speech until years had passed. i wonder how people are reacting towards this back home in the states.

  • you have a fake press pass? where were u when i needed a fake id b4 i was 21 LOL

    and yah kristi really needs to go. though im not fond of david either. i wish i can find an icon where he words “oh wow…” ::rollseyes:: at kristi when he got booted. lol gays are idol are awesome

  • @pukemeister - Beagles are sweet dogs!

    @banana_mike - Hi Nick!  Not sure what you mean by the “newest article” sorry!

    @MaximMan - I thought she might be “someone” but then someone else asked for her autograph and I knew.  Bon voyage Amanda!  I won’t miss her one bit!

    @ibizajb - & LOL at your videos!

    @ClumsyG - From what I’ve seen so far, it’s still red/blue.  Ugh!

    @Sc12EeN17aM3 - LOL Jad, my fake press pass was a business conference ID.  If anyone had actually looked at it, I’d have been busted.

    @CaKaLusa - Story of my life Chris

    @ch_iu - 

  • sweet yeah, but dumber than dirt! – lol

  • Fake press pass?  hahaha

    As for your camera, maybe it needs a bit of Viagra.

  • @ElusiveWords - What are you implying!!??  LOL  

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