Month: July 2008

  • One of Those Days…

    This morning I went to get a haircut before heading to Amanda’s birthday party.  I had a coupon for this place called Sportsclips, so I decided to give it a try.  Big mistake.  This place is clearly geared towards men who love sports and love women.  The “stylists” are dressed in these ridiculously tight outfits and they’re paid to flirt shamelessly.  The gal who cut my hair took an hour to do it, and I could barely even tell a difference.  Her perfume reeked and she kept asking me the most vapid, inane questions while turning my chair toward the football game I had no interest in.  I just wanted it to be over! 

    After the haircut, I drove to Huntington Beach only to discover that I had read the invitation wrong, and the birthday party is actually tomorrow!  So I left, and decided to meet Eric at the Spectrum for a movie.  On the way there I got lost in a crappy part of town, and the traffic was a nightmare.  It took me an hour to get from Huntington Beach to Irvine.  In the meantime, the rental car I’m driving (as I still don’t have my car back) ran out of oil!

    I got to the Spectrum only to find out that the Jonas Brothers were there signing autographs.  The line was around the entire place and there was no parking.  We bagged the movie and just went to lunch.


    The Spectrum is huge and the line went around the whole mall.


    The new Ramones.  LOL

    I was beginning to think I should have never gotten out of bed this morning, but the day ended well with a showing of the Spiderwick Chronicles in Lisa’s neighborhood.  It was a great movie and a beautiful night.


    Better than a drive-in!


    Andy fell asleep in the first 10 minutes of the movie!


    How often do you see a car coming out of the top of a garage?

    I thought I would look butch sitting on Joel’s new motorcycle, but the Disney Grumpy dwarf sweatshirt kind of ruined that.  LOL:


    Believe it or not, I actually owned one in college!


    Don’t worry, we were just posing!


    Joel and his new toy


    Vroom vroom!

  • California Kids

    We had the first part of Cole’s (Andy & Tommy’s favorite cousin  ) two part birthday extravaganza tonight with all his little friends.  Part two will be Sunday.  Tomorrow, my college friend Luci is coming from Brazil for her 2 year old’s birthday party!   Lots of kids and parties…my kinds of weekend!  I have to wake up early and drive to Newport Beach, so I’ll just post these pictures (more here) now and wish everyone a nice weekend!

  • Civil Twilight – “I Want the Sun Back”


    Carey Anthony


    Re: Dinner Tonight

    4 messages


    On Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 8:16 AM, Carey wrote:

    This is just an idea, but what if we got something to
    eat tonight and took it to Laguna Beach and watched the sun set?  Would
    the kids be into that or no?

    Carey


    On Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 8:25 AM, Lisa wrote:

    I think that’s a wonderful idea!  I could get
    subway for the boys (and for us too if that’s what you want) &
    I’ll pack a cooler of drinks.  We could put a blanket down on the grass at
    Main beach in Laguna & have a great picnic.  Gosh, every once in a
    while, you come up with some good ones!  See, that’s why you get to make
    all of the decisions!  We could pick up the sandwiches right after
    gymnastics & pick you up at your office…it’s on the way.  What time
    are you off?


    On Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 8:28 AM, Carey wrote:

    Sounds great!
    You don’t have to rush though.  Pick me up whenever.  The sun doesn’t even set until 8:03, and civil twilight ends at 8:32!
    http://aa.usno.navy.mil/cgi-bin/aa_pap.pl
    See you later! xoxo

    Carey


    On Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 8:30 AM, Lisa wrote:

    Civil twilight?  Did you make that shit
    up??? 



    Who’s your favorite cousin???


    If the video below doesn’t work, click here.


    Laguna Beach Sunset – As the sun disappeared, Andy said, “I want the sun back!” 


    Best of the rest!

  • Save Woody!!


    I got an email Monday from my cousin in Wisconsin.  If you want to know the difference between red states and blue states, here it is:


    Carey Anthony


    Re: Look who wanted to get in? Mr. Woodchuck

    3 messages


    On Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 6:16 PM, Chris wrote:

    Well, today I was passing our front door and I happen
    to look out the side view of the door and this is what I saw….funny,
    that a few seconds before I took this picture, Sauke, our dog, was
    laying right there on her pillow with her face right next to the glass
    and didn’t even see Mr. Woody….Too funny!


    On Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 8:18 PM, Carey Anthony wrote:

    Awww!  How much wood would he chuck if he could chuck wood?
    Carey


    On Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 6:24 PM, Chris wrote:

    Isn’t that too funny?…..And he just stood there while I took his
    picture and even knocked on the window….WOW….look at him now
    because he will be dead this weekend…LOL.


    On Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 8:28 PM, Carey Anthony wrote:

    Why will he be dead? Is he sick?  Maybe you can catch him and take him to a vet?

    Carey


    On Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 6:36 PM, Chris wrote:

    Oh you have me laughing so hard right now…..
    Because Mike is going to shoot him!!!! 
    LOL  You are too funny….
    I can’t wait to
    show Mike this…


    On Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 8:48 PM, Carey Anthony wrote:

    Please spare him!
    Don’t force me to blog about your husband being a killer!!


    SAVE WOODY!!!!!!! 


    If you want Woody saved, leave a comment “Save Woody” with your first name, and location.  If you think Woody should become rifle fodder, leave a comment “Whack Woody” with your first name and location!


    Finally, Jennifer had a party tonight, and since I was the only guy there, I played with the kids and the dog.  Not really….I did some mingling with the Desperate Housewives of Orange County!

  • Taco Tuesday, Photoshopping Drool & Returning to Sender

     


    Buster (the one eyed horn dog) & Roxy

    I’m house-sitting and dog-sitting for Buster & Roxy this week and next, down in Mission Viejo.  Tonight I met my cousins and friends for Taco Tuesday at Tortilla Flats.  It was a beautiful summer night on the lake.

     

    After being impressed by Amos’ car and reading my post about The Golden Compass last year, Pang was nice enough to work some Photoshop magic (a skill I don’t have) on the picture of me sleeping through that boring movie!

    It joins the pantheon of other great Photoshopping excursions with my big head, like my most recent and topical profile photo from Tony:

     

    And the not so great ones that I did (without Photoshop), like this one for my Steroid/Rehab post:

    Or this, pre-blogging classic, when the abominable Catwoman movie came out:

    Sometimes, Photoshop isn’t even needed, like in this snapshot Rebecca took on our drive to Michigan last month,  Thank goodness the drool was covered.  And yes, I was cold.  LOL

    Regular readers of this space know that I despise snail mail.  This year, I have decided to only open mail twice a year, in July and December.  Period!  (Christmas cards are a whole other conundrum:  http://weblog.xanga.com/CareyGLY/632811811/the-christmas-conundrum.html).  All of my monthly bills are on autopay, and anyone else who I might owe money better email me!  This is the stack of mail from the past six months that I didn’t even open.  I simply wrote “RETURN TO SENDER” and “REMOVE FROM MAILING LIST”, and stuffed it all in a mailbox on my street corner today.  On some of these envelopes I wrote my email address.  We’ll see how effective my new strategy is.  At least I’m making all these companies pay for postage twice.  If everyone did this, it might start making a difference!!  (Did you know there’s one number you can call to stop all pre-screened offers of credit and insurance?  Also, there’s a # to call to opt out of all of those coupons and circulars that come in the mail.  Simply check the fine print on each item and call the number listed for the publisher.)

  • Ambassador Carey

    Since my paparazzi career hasn’t allowed me to quit my day job yet, maybe Chicago’s Mayor Daley would like to fly me to Chicago first class every month, so I can continue to bring the city tourism from all over the world!


    Carey Anthony 


    #1 Chicago Google Hit – Prettiest City in America!



    From: Carey Anthony

    Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 12:22 PM

    To:
    MayorDaley@cityofchicago.org

    Mr. Daley,

    Let’s do business!!


    And the hits just keep on coming!  I’m sure the Ukrainian Hryvnia will go a long way in Chicago Mr. Mayor!  Call me!!


    ON THE LIGHTER SIDE


    “I’ve
    been uplinked and downloaded. I’ve been inputted and outsourced. I know the
    upside of downsizing; I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech
    lowlife. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bicoastal multitasker, and I can
    give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond,” — Comedian George Carlin, who died
    June 22 at age 71.


  • Superhero Sunday

    SUPERMANlogo

    Mark and I went to see two superhero movies today, Hancock and The Incredible Hulk(It was nice change of pace to have a friend visiting that I didn’t have to play tour guide for, not that I don’t enjoy showing friends around L.A.)  I was reminded that about a year ago in this space I wrote that one of my guilty pleasures, as far as television shows, is Smallville; though if I met you on the street I would deny it.   The acting is incredibly cheesy,  but the production values are excellent for a weekly television show.  I love the fact that the show stays true to the original comic with minor exceptions.  I’ve been a Superman fan since I was a kid.  I loved the mythology of Superman before I even understood what mythology was.  When I started reading the comic books in the 70′s, I was struck by how seemingly modern Superman was.  I still have many of my old comics, including the Bicentennial edition from 1976.  When I discovered a batch of Superman comics from the 40′s and 50′s at my grandmother’s house as a kid, I thought I had struck gold.  I read them cover to cover and was so impressed how Superman changed with the times.  In the 30′s he fought Al Capone and organized crime, in the 40′s he helped sell War Bonds and defeat Hitler, and in the 50′s he ushered us into the post nuclear age.  He has always fought for ”Truth, Justice and the American Way“.  Though as a child I didn’t quite realize the extent to which he was used as propaganda:

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    Japanazis??

    When Superman Returns came out (two years ago this 4th of July weekend), my friends and I argued about the implication of changing the “Truth, Justice and the American Way” tagline to “Truth, Justice and all that stuff“.  I argued, mainly from a nostalgic standpoint, that changing that phrase was sacrilege to the mythology of Superman.  To me Superman is the quintessential American hero (of course, now we know he’s really Asian), and in the post 9/11 world we need his mythology more than ever.  There certainly aren’t a lot of real role models for kids to look up to. 

    A.C. Grayling wrote in “The Spectator” that,

    “As a nation caught between the terrifying George W. Bush and the terrorist Osama Bin Laden, America is in earnest need of a Savior for everything from the minor inconveniences to the major horrors of world catastrophe.”

    But, as the Hollywood Reporter pointed out:

    “The world has changed. The world is a different place,” screenwriter Dan Harris says. “The truth is he’s an alien. He was sent from another planet. He has landed on the planet Earth, and he is here for everybody. He’s an international superhero.”

    Maybe they’ve got a point.  Unfortunately, as an adult, I know that Superman is not a Savior any more than Will Smith or a green CGI giant.  How I long for that childhood naiveté.

    Superman has been compared to a Christ like figure.  In truth I wish we could see all of these superheroes as more progressive in the 21st Century secular world.  I wonder if Bryan Singer was thinking that when he changed the tagline?  If so, I wish he could have come up with something better than “All that stuff”.  How about, “Truth, Justice and an end to Tyranny”?  I think this distinction in important because it relates to how the rest of the world views America through its movies and television.  I wrote about it in a previous post entitled “America’s Most Influential Export, that talked about the world wide popularity of “Desperate Housewives” (except interestingly enough in China).

    Fast forward to today and Hancock and The Hulk.  Like Ironman, and indeed Superman Returns, before them, I was bothered by the ethnic stereotypes in both films.  (Though one could argue that as Hancock, Will Smith overcomes the stereotypes.  Besides, it’s really hard not to like a Will Smith movie that opens on 4th of July weekend.)  Taken at face value, each of the films were entertaining in their own right, but I wanted to like them more (especially Hancock).  Hollywood continues to imbue its schizophrenic values and warped patriotism on the world at large, and the world just hates us more.  Am I taking this all too seriously?


    Coincidentally, I was surprised when I scored 100% on this silly “Which Superhero Are You Quiz” and found out that I am Superman.

    Which Superhero Are You?? 

    Superman
    100%
    Batman
    70%
    Catwoman
    70%
    Spider-Man
    65%
    Green Lantern
    65%
    Supergirl
    50%
    Wonder Woman
    50%
    Robin
    50%
    The Flash
    45%
    Iron Man
    45%
    Hulk
    40%
    Like Superman, Carey Anthony is mild-mannered, good,
    strong and he loves to help others.

    Click here to take the “Which Superhero are you?” quiz…


  • “And the Rockets’ Red Glare”

    Best of the rest

    jiazhousarcasmo‘s excellent summation!

  • T’was the Night Before Fireworks


    As I’ve recounted before, I’m not a big fan of the 4th of July (Independence Day in America).  This year should be fun though, as I’m spending the night with my cousins.  This morning we’ll take the kids to the parade and then we have a cabana rented by the lake for the day.  We’ll watch the fireworks, and then I’ll head back up to LA to greet yet another guest at the HC.  If any of you Orange County Xangans are going to be at the parade or lake tomorrow, text me.  My # is on my Facebook badge to the left. 

    We took the boys to Chick-fil-A tonight, and then took Tommy to get a birthday present.  Here are a few snaps:


    Notice the sign to my left.  LOL

     


    I love Chik-fil-A!  Instead of giving out horrible plastic toys in their kids meals, they give out CD to help kid learn another language!

     

    fireworks
    Have a safe, happy 4th everyone!

    It’s OK Or!! xoxo

  • Trooper of the Month & Famous Amos


    My little cousins Logan & Lexie were visiting my Dad this past weekend. Sadly, Logan was the only boy in a group of girls that proceeded to do a makeover on the poor little guy. Logan took it all in stride though, and gets my Trooper of the Month award.  (I was going to do a funny photoblog like Andy’s, but you can’t really improve on perfection.)  I haven’t seen Logan since he was two years old, two years ago.  My Dad said he still remembered me though, which is really cool.  Here’s a photo of us swimming in 2006.  We really bonded, he’s such a great kid:

    And this is one of my favorite photos of Logan when he was sick.  It’s been the wallpaper on my phone for 2 years, so I see him every day.  Isn’t he precious?

    These are the photos my Dad sent from this past weekend:


    That look says it all!


    My cousin Lexie.  If that face doesn’t belong in movie, who’s does?

    Amos took these photos when we went to the Hollywood Bowl on Sunday.  Before we went, we checked on the Hollywood Bowl website and it said “no cameras”.  I’ve always taken my camera to the Hollywood Bowl, but I’ve never taken a professional camera and lenses like Amos has.  So we wrapped his camera and lenses in aluminum foil and put them at the bottom of our picnic basket!  As it turns out, they could have cared less about us bringing that camera in (it also seems they didn’t care about all the pot the people around us were smoking!!); so next time, Amos will bring all of his lenses!  He’s definitely on his way to becoming a famous paparazzi! 


    First, I was very worried about getting my camera in, because I didn’t
    really know their camera policy. So, I limited myself to the Tamron
    17-50 and one tele. I decided to shoot with my Sigma 150mm macro lens,
    instead of my Canon 70-200mm f/4. The main reasoning was that I would
    be able to use faster shutter speeds with the Sigma’s f/2.8.




    While I do think the Sigma was a good decision, there were certainly
    times when I would have liked to use the Canon’s range. Oh, and yes, I
    would also have loved to miniaturize the place with my tilt-shift, but
    that’s kind of a luxury.