May 18, 2009

  • The Great Quake of ’09

      

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    May 18, 12:27 AM PDT

    The Hotel Careyfornia Vows to Rebuild After The Great Quake of ’09


    The staff and management of The Hotel Careyfornia have emerged from the tattered ruins of the once fine luxury boutique hotel and promised to repair the damage and open again as soon as possible.  The 4.7 temblor that shook the Careyfornia’s foundation to the very core, struck at 8:39 p.m. as the staff was watching Kung Fu Panda with their latest visitors from Germany.  The quake was centered east of Los Angeles International Airport and about 8 miles from the landmark hotel that has been catering to the rich and famous since it opened in 2002. Lasting about 15 seconds, the shaking could be felt as far away as the High Desert and San Diego County.

    The earthquake was “a bit deep,” said U.S. Geological Survey seismologist Susan Hough — originating 8.4 miles below the surface. “That tends to make it less sharp — less of a jerky, abrupt motion,” Hough said. As a result, most of the region felt the quake as a rolling motion, though some closer to the center (like the guests at the world famous Hotel Careyfornia) may have felt a jolt.  “It must have been terrifying for out of towners”, said Hough.  “Luckily the Hotel Careyfornia is equipped with an earthquake preparedness kit.”

    “Our main concern is for the safety of our guests”, said Carey Anthony, the flagship’s CEO,  “This disaster has only strengthened our resolve.  If we don’t rebuild, the earthquake wins.”


    Here, an unidentified Hotel Careyfornia guest, left with only a blanket to wrap around himself,  points to the tattered ruins of his once luxurious suite.

    Before disaster struck, guests of the Hotel Careyfornia enjoyed a weekend of fun in the sun, including the red carpet extravaganza for the newest Pixar animated feature, “Up”.  Here they are, in happier, steadier times:


    Pinkberry


    Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills


    The Kodak Theater – Home of The Oscars

     


    Korea Town Korean BBQ


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