May 29, 2009

  • President Obama’s Gay Revelation

    With the recent California Supreme Court ruling upholding the ban on gay marriage, the city I live in, West Hollywood, has mobilized once again.  Just like last November, before and after the election, rallies have been held the past two nights.  Last night’s star studded rally featured the likes of Drew Barrymore, Kathy Griffin (and her mom, a gay icon), Perez Hilton (yuck!), Emmy Rossum, Debbie Gibson (I got lost in her eyes),  goofy Gloria Allred, George Takei (of Star Trek fame, and his husband) and many more.  Tonight, the rally moved to the Beverly Hilton, where President Obama was holding a fundraising dinner for Hollywood’s A listers.  My dog Chazz and I walked the three miles to the Hilton to meet with President.  Here’s how the meeting went in my my mind:

    Me:  Thank you for agreeing to meet with me Mr. President.
    Barack:  No problem.  I enjoy reading your blog via Twitter.
    Me:  Thanks, I liked your last book too.
    Barack:  And this must be the famous, Chazz.  He’s even more handsome in person.
    Me:  He is gorgeous isn’t he?  He’s been looking forward to meeting your dog Bo.  Now that Chazz has his own children’s book too, they have a lot in common.
    Barack:  (Whistling) Here Bo…come meet Chazz. (Bo bounds from little Sasha’s arms.  He and Chazz commence sniffing each other.  It’s apparent, the connection is immediate and magnetic.)
    Me:  Wow, they really like each other.
    Barack:  You ain’t kidding!  I’ve never seen Bo so excited.  It’s like love at first sight.
    Me:  I know.  Chazz is entranced.  Too bad they can never have puppies.  I guess they could always adopt.
    Barack:  Wait…Chazz is a boy!!??
    Me:  Ummmm, well, he’s neutered, but yeah.
    Barack:  But they love each other so much.
    Me:  You can’t choose who you love Mr. President.
    Barack:  Michelle, get me the Supreme Court Justice on the phone.
    Michelle:  Who was your Negro last year??
    Barack:  Fine, I’ll do it myself.  This gay marriage ban is silly.  You can’t deny love, it’s the strongest force we know.  (Cue “Rent” music.)
    Me:  Thank you Mr. President.  Can you or your Chief of Staff Twitter me the details on Chazz & Bo’s White House wedding?
    BarackYES WE CAN!  By the way, I loved your American Idol photos.  How about that Adam Lambert?
    Me:  Um, I voted for Kris.
    Barack:  Really?  Well, as long as you didn’t vote for Sarah Palin, we’re good.
    Me:  You never have to worry about that sir!

    Of course, we couldn’t get that close to the president tonight (unless Chazz and I paid the $30,400 price tag per couple), but we did rub elbows with Drew Barrymore and Kathy Griffin last night, as shown below.  Chazz even upstaged Los Angeles Mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa.  As I was photographing the mayor, I told Chazz to go sit by him.  He actually sat on the mayor’s shoes while the “his honor” was giving an interview to a Spanish TV station.  The mayor looked down and started laughing at Chazz.  Then the reporter started laughing and Mayor Villaraigosa reached down to pet Chazz.  What’s next?  Deputy Mayor Chazz??

     
    Chazz with Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and the faces of gay marriage, 2009.

       
    The delightful Drew Barrymore (with George Takei & husband looking on) and 80′s pop princess Debbie Gibson.


    Phantom of the Opera’s Emmy Rossum.


    Comedienne Kathy Griffin and her lovely mother.


    I lifted Chazz up on the state with Kathy  & her Mom!


    Chazz on stage!


    Lt. Dan Choi, an American hero and an eloquent voice in this struggle.  Watch and learn.


    No, I don’t want to marry my dog! (Or Claudio & Ryan’s)


    The repugnant, Perez Hilton, sans Miss California, with a little taste of his own medicine coming from his mouth.


    Chazz, preparing for same sex marriage.


    The L.A.P.D. on full alert.


    Lt. Dan Choi addressing the crowd outside the President’s hotel.


    President Obama’s motorcade at the Beverly Hilton.


    Best of the rest…

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