June 23, 2009
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Species Change Operation
Chazz hasn’t been sleeping well the past few nights. When I asked him what was wrong, he finally admitted that he’s been a little freaked out by the recent news that Cher’s daughter, Chastity Bono is undergoing a sex change operation to become Chaz Bono. I tried to explain to him that he is Chazz with two Z’s and that no one could ever take that away from him. Still, his melancholy persists; to the point where I’ve had to go public just like Cher did to People magazine:
To which I replied:
It’s kind of funny that Chastity might actually be the lucky one if such an operation were possible! I’m just sayin’. In the meantime, Chazz’s summer vacation has come to and end. I’d say it was a pretty successful month. He met Drew Barrymore and President Obama. He hob knobbed with Chelsea Handler and learned to solve the Rubik’s Cube. He even celebrated Christmas in June and discovered he was as thin as a shih tzu! And tonight at the dog park he was approached by a talent scout who gave me a card for a free screen test. LOL
I didn’t tell the gal that Chazz was already very close with Oscar winner Dustin Lance Black,
what with the sex scandal and all! (Don’t click with kids around.)Claudio & Ryan come back from Brazil tonight; we’re picking them up at the airport midnight. It will be lonely around here without Chazz, but starting next weekend, I’m dog-sitting for Garbo & Ruby, so I won’t be sleeping alone long! Here are the final photos from Chazz’s summer break. We had a great time at the beach this weekend with Paul & Emili and a lot of fun at the dog park with Sophie!
A full moon at the dog park, and the dogs were howling!
Paul & Emili playing in the surf!
We went to see “The Proposal” at the Arclight.
Comments (14)
well, from your pix, i see chazz has become quite a hand full (arm full?) perhaps if business is slow, you can change the hotel careyfronia into one of those doggy spas! peace, Al
From the title, I thought you were thinking to change Chazz into a cat. That would be disaterous.
Uhm… I hope Chazz was ok with you writing about him being neutered. Wasn’t that just between you and him?
@pukemeister - Some dog walkers in this town make 6 figures with full health and dental! Celebs love their dogs!
@stevew918 - That would never fly with me…unless he was hypoallergenic! :)
@ElusiveWords - Well, I wrote about it here: http://careygly.xanga.com/687475323/careys-hollywood-roundup–canine-cajones/ so he’s used to it! :)
oh yeah… hahahaha.. there are no secrets in Hotel Careyfornia!
Chazz is gonna be a star :P He’s gonna be brighter than everything :)
How was the proposal anyway? :P
awww nice pics :D
@Loltothepower - The Proposal was OK. Nothing special. I didn’t really buy the chemistry between the two of them. Thanks! :)
Ok, the morphed pic was just plain scary. I’m going to bed soon & afraid I’ll have nightmares! Kick…um, I mean kiss Chazz good bye for me!
The boys & I will be at Disneyland tomorrow where I will try to erase this post (well, just the creepy morph pic) from my memory bank.
Haha, too cute and funny.
no idea that cher had a daughter… lol
nice pictures!
Will I see Chazz in Homeward Bound 3 anytime soon?
@Got_Takoyaki - Thanks!
@wittielisa - Get over it Martha! It’s not about the picture, it about my response to People magazine! LOL
@omgitsmackie - Much obliged.
@Sc12EeN17aM3 - Really? She used to be so cute. An adorable little blonde thing. Really a doll!
@AasthaKathy - Thanks for stopping by!
@wherethefishlives - We’re negotiating a feature for Chazz himself. No sequels!