July | 2010 | CareyGLY's Random Musings

I’ve been away from Xanga for over a month. Apologies to my loyal readers…but I needed the time away to work on some other pressing matters. I did manage to keep Facebook and my micro-blog at Tumblr up to date with photos, but that’s about it. Thanks to those of you who wrote inquiring as to my whereabouts. I’m still super busy with work, but something happened yesterday that was too good not to blog about. The stupidest woman in America is at it again, as evidenced by a tweet she sent out yesterday:

Maybe she’s still reeling from the news that her daughter is engaged to my friend Levi Johnston, noted Playgirl model who she calls “Ricky Hollywood“, but “refudiate” is NOT A WORD even in Palinese!! She also used it in an interview with Fox News:

She tried to smooth over her idiocy with another tweet invoking a Bushism and a hardly noteworthy lexical creation by President Obama, but the damage was done:

Some enterprising folks even bought the URL www.refudiate.com and are now selling T-shirts:

And now there’s a debate over whether to add the word to the dictionary!!?? Tell you what…you can add it, as long as you “refudiate” Sarah Palin! As reported by Jacob Heilbrunn, author of “They Knew They Were Right: The Rise of the Neocons“,

All the hubbub overlooked the possibility that perhaps Palin isn’t simply trying to bring down big government, but the English language as well.

It would be foolish to underestimate her ability to succeed, at least in the latter area. She’s already displayed great skill at mangling every word and phrase within talking distance. Imagine what she could do with the bully pulpit.

Indeed, if Palin becomes president, she might well enjoy the opportunity to rewrite not only history, but English itself. Here’s what a high school grammar test might look like under the Palin regime, requiring students to turn any word starting with “re” to substitute “v”s with a “p.” Correct spelling would be the following:

It’s become increasingly clear that President Palin is refolted by the idea that liberals continue to control the news media. She seeks to refair this problem. Refresenting the will of the people is the job of President Palin, who finds it totally refrehensible and refulsive that the media continues to refroach her for pursuing innovative ideas. Liberals, refent, the end is nigh!

Palin is reportedly (sorry, I meant refortedly) thinking of calling it a new campaign to mind your “p”s and “f”s.

Enough of the Wasilla Wombat. Here are some photos from the past few weeks that you may have missed if you don’t follow me on Facebook or Tumblr: