Saturday, 20 January 2007

• Junk Mail

  Glad I got this off my chest, LOL

  To: United Airlines Customer Relations 

  Message type: Complaint

  Response required: Yes

  I have a stack of junk mail here from United. Everything from your stupid Visa card to "Great Expectations Dating Service" (why United thinks I need a spouse I do not know). I have scoured your website looking for the legally required place to opt out of junk mail per the Gramm Leach Bliley Act, and it's not there. You are in violation of federal law. This correspondence will serve as notification that you are never to send me another piece of snail mail as long as I live. It is the 21st century. I don't want a United Visa, and I don't need you tampering with my love life. Leave me alone or I will sue you. I am sticking this stack of junk in the mailbox today, marked RETURN TO SENDER and your bankrupt company can pay the postage. I repeat, never send me anything in the mail again. Only email. Understand?????  Please advise, and make sure your response addressess everything I talk about here. I'm not about to start an endless thread with a bankrupt behemoth who doesn't even deserve my business anymore. Why do you think I stopped flying you after 15 years of loyalty? Your corporate values and your price gouging practices are inexcusable. I don't know how you sleep with yourselves at night knowing that you are directly responsible for the utter misery of thousands of good people. You disgust me. NO MORE MAIL. You're nothing but greedy corporate robber barons, and I refuse to acquiesce to your strong arm filthy tactics.

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