Month: March 2008

  • Michael Jackson, Marie Osmond, Tom Cruise & Barack Obama

    What do these four people have in common you ask?  I have NO idea.  But this CRAZY woman’s car seems to make a case for them all being connected somehow.  It was parked on Santa Monica Blvd. while I walked the dogs this evening.  Despite her poor spelling and grammar, I’ve been able to gather she’s bitter about losing her child after reporting some family abuse.  It seems she supports Michael Jackson, as well as a host of other celebrities, from the bitches of “The View” (including Rosie “O’Donald”) to Elton John (all gay people as a matter of fact, including Ellen “Degenaras”)!  I guess if my car looked like this, I’d try to wallpaper it too.


    I used the rest of our walk to take advantage of the gorgeous light at dusk.  These dogs are such great posers!

    Leona was on Oprah yesterday.  It’s good for her, but sucks for those of us who loved her before Oprah annointed her.  Oh well.

  • Some Dizzy Whore, 1804

    It was a crazy day weatherwise in LA today.  It started out warm and sunny.  I’m still dog-sitting, so I took the pups on a long walk this morning.  We sat at a cafe for a while, and I read some more about my new camera.  It certainly has a lot of hidden features…though not quite this many:

    Anyway, here are some shots I took of Garbo & Ruby, and of the storm front that moved through Los Angeles this afternoon.  Being close to St. Patrick’s Day, I was hoping for a rainbow, or at least a pot of gold.

    A dreaded sunny day
    So I meet you at the cemetery gates
    Keats and Yeats are on your side

    A dreaded sunny day
    So I meet you at the cemetery gates
    Keats and Yeats are on your side
    While Wilde is on mine

    So we go inside and we gravely read the stones
    All those people all those lives
    Where are they now?
    With the loves and hates
    And passions just like mine
    They were born
    And then they lived and then they died
    Seems so unfair
    And I want to cry

    You say: “ere thrice the sun done salutation to the dawn”
    And you claim these words as your own
    But I’ve read well, and I’ve heard them said
    A hundred times, maybe less, maybe more

    If you must write prose and poems
    The words you use should be your own
    Don’t plagiarise or take “on loans”
    There’s always someone, somewhere
    With a big nose, who knows
    And who trips you up and laughs
    When you fall
    Who’ll trip you up and laugh
    When you fall

    You say: “ere long done do does did”
    Words which could only be your own
    And then you then produce the text
    From whence was ripped some dizzy whore, 1804

    A dreaded sunny day
    So let’s go where we’re happy
    And I meet you at the cemetery gates
    Oh Keats and Yeats are on your side

    A dreaded sunny day
    So let’s go where we’re wanted
    And I meet you at the cemetery gates
    Keats and Yeats are on your side
    But you lose because Wilde is on mine

  • Tropics of Discourse & More Geeky Ramblings From a Lame Blog


    Carey Anthony 

    a book from years past
    7 messages



    From: Daniel Herrera

    Wed, Mar 12, 2008 at 8:55 PM

    To:
    Carey Anthony

    Hi Carey,

    There was a book (I stole from you in the late eighties)
    that belonged to Philip & Christine Bohlman (do you know who they are?  Their name is inside the book). It’s called Tropics of Discourse by Hayden White. I was not ready to
    read it years ago (despite taking it from you), so I pulled it off the shelf today. What insights! One of the
    most remarkable things about life is when you are ready for the right book
    based on prior reading experience.

     
    Thanks!

    Love,
    Daniel the Damned


    From: Carey Anthony

    Wed, Mar 12, 2008 at 9:52 PM

    To:
    Daniel Herrera

    You bastard!  I’ve been looking for that book for years!!!  I want it back!!!  I need to return it.  LOL

    The Bohlman’s were a professor couple in Oak Park whose house Bob Sheu lived in during his first year of medical school (It was 1988 and they were in Africa, if I remember correctly. I never met them).  I used to hang out there a lot.  Apparently I borrowed the book and never returned it (thanks to you).  Oops.  Wow.  20 years ago!

    Carey


    From: Carey Anthony

    Wed, Mar 12, 2008 at 9:53 PM

    To:
    Bob Sheu

    Hey Sheuey,

    Remember the Bohlman’s???  You lived in their house in the 80′s, and I borrowed a book from them that I never returned.  I need to make amends! 

    Carey


    From: Daniel Herrera

    Wed, Mar 12, 2008 at 10:33 PM

    To:
    Carey Anthony

    Did I ever go to that house? Or did you bring the book to our place in Arlington Heights? Would these people be in their
    seventies now? Where they professors of English?
    Names found in books have a special meaning to me
    now that George is dead. Someday, our names written in some obscure books on a
    shelf (with no chance of ever being read) will be all that’s left of us.  That, and your blog.

    Love,
    Daniel



    From: Carey Anthony

    Wed, Mar 12, 2008 at 10:36 PM

    To:
    Daniel Herrera

    I don’t think you ever went to that house, I think I
    brought the book back to our place in Arlington Heights, fully intending to return it after reading it!  This is all your fault!  Bad book karma! 
    Anyway, I Googled the guy and he’s a music teacher at the University of Chicago. 
    Very impressive!  Take a look:

    http://music.uchicago.edu/people/faculty/bohlman.shtml


    From: Daniel Herrera

    Thu, Mar 13, 2008 at 7:40 AM

    To:
    Carey Anthony


    My suspicions were accurate. You can tell a lot
    about a person by the kind of books they possess. My
    other guess was that he worked on cars by day, and killed bongs by night but I was a
    little off with that.
     
    This guy’s credentials make Ray
    Killian
    look like my 2nd grade music teacher!

    From: Carey Anthony

    Thu, Mar 13, 2008 at 11:53 AM

    To:
    Daniel Herrera

    LOL @ Ray Killian   Now THAT’S a name from our past!
    It looks like he’s doing well.  I’m glad for him. 
    Time heals all wounds.
    God love him…and Nutty Bars


    Continuing on yesterday’s “geek theme”, today is International Pi Day.  When I was 2 years old, my dad taught us how to say Pi out to 10 digits.  I never learned much more.  Now I have a sweatshirt to tell me.  The decal is made up of a million digits of pi:

    Pi to 1,000,0000 places


    It’s too bad Pi can’t run for president! 

    I went back to the dermatologist the other day for a checkup regarding the psoriasis.  She told me it wouldn’t kill me to get more sun.  I told her I’m too busy blogging.    Then I thought, “What would a true geek do??”  Voila:

    Coincidentally, this thing is sold at the same website I got the Pi sweatshirt.  Go figure.  LOL
    One of the strangest qualities of the Sun, is that it can make
    the color of your skin change. And while it is very dangerous to the
    cells in your epidermis, this practice of changing ones skin color
    purportedly makes you more socially acceptable in general and
    desirable to the opposite sex. What geek doesn’t want that?



    If you get into the deep chemical and engineering science of this
    process, you’ll soon figure out that it’s the UV rays that cause this
    skin color change. And, lucky for you, UV rays are easy to produce in
    mass quantities of lamps built in China and sold on ThinkGeek. Yay!



    Don’t let the sun have the monopoly on making people love you more. Get
    the USB Desktop Tanning center and, in the comfort of your own cubicle,
    a scrumptiously golden tone can be yours in about the same time it
    takes you to update your lame blog with another meaningless entry that
    nobody will ever read. Ever
    .

    Speaking of sunburn.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY Miggl!  This is us in Brazil a few years ago, when I had apparently forgotten the sunscreen!

  • Reality TV, Xanga & Satan’s Spawn









    tysonthais Tyson and I had dinner at the beach in Santa Monica tonight.  He may be moving to another state soon, which would would be a bummer for me, but I hope he gets the job he wants.  It’s funny, but had I never met Tyson, I wouldn’t have started my Xanga.  The only reason I opened an account here was to comment on his blog.  And had I not first seen Tyson on the reality show Beauty & The Geek, a few years ago, I wouldn’t have ever gotten to know him.  (LOL, I just found out that he was the “Geek of the Week” on this website, geeksugar.com last year.  What a hoot:)

    Wonder where Will Smith picked up his impressive Rubik’s Cube skills in The Pursuit of Happyness? Thanks to one of the world’s top competitive Rubik’s Cube champions Tyson Mao, Smith was able to learn how to master the mind-boggling cube for his leading role.



    When Mao’s younger brother Toby taught him how to solve the cube inJuly 2003, it was only a matter of time before Mao could solve thepuzzle faster then his brother…that is in less than two minutes-blindfolded of course. When not covering their eyes, Tyson and Toby are’speedcubing’ wizards, solving the cube in less than 20 seconds andtaking part in competitions all over the country. Twenty-two year oldSan Franciscan native Mao has only been beat by two of the world’s top3x3x3 blindfolded Rubik’s Cube competitors. This and the fact that hewas one of the ‘geeks’ in the hit reality show Beauty and the Geek last year, makes him a perfect geeksugar geek of the week.

    Now that Tyson’s moving away, I guess I need a new reality show friend.  Who should it be?  Danny Noriega or Christian Siriano??  As Jad so artfully illustrates here, they’re both bottoms…which is more than I can say for Tyson.  LOL



    Christian was on Ellen yesterday, and Danny was on today.  I recorded both, but haven’t watched yet.  It would have been fun to see them on together, don’tcha think?  LOL  I also saw on YouTube that Ellen tried to call that idiotic Oklahoma representative Sally Kern, who made news recently by proclaiming that gay people were more dangerous than terrorists:



    Ellen’s first guest Wanda Sykes, had a witty retort for this whack job:

    “I would like Sally Kern to move up in government, because if she thinks that homosexuality is a bigger threat than terrorism, then maybe she’ll get our troops out of Iraq and they’ll go invade West Hollywood!  Anything to get our troops home!”

    But wait, it gets better!  Apparently, salacious Sally has a big ole’ GAY SON!  As reported by Queerty:



    If you’d like to take action, click here.

    At any rate, I still have American Idol (I suspect I’ll have another bottom to add to the mix…a gay stripper to boot) and Top Chef to watch tonight, so, back to reality.




  • Beverly Hills Wolves

    I’m dog-sitting for Garbo & Ruby for the next week.  We took a 3 1/2 hour walk tonight.  I forgot my gorillapod, but snapped a couple of blurry shots in Beverly Hills.  When we got home, I showed them the trailer for this new National Geographic special about this crazy guy who lives with wolves.  I was hoping to elicit some good howls out of them, but they were too tired, and just thought I was as crazy as the wolfman. 

     

  • Love Thy Neighbor

    One of the nicest luxuries that all of my years of traveling without having a home (or any bills to pay) afforded me, was the ability to save up enough money to purchase a condominium in a fairly affluent area.  I was lucky enough to buy at the right time, and reap the rewards.  No matter how upscale the place you live however, you can’t pick your neighbors.  I thought about that today when I read this:

    Got Bad Neighbors? Get the Word Out at RottenNeighbor.com

    AUSTIN, TX — (BUSINESS
    WIRE) Americans fed up with terrible neighbors have been actively
    contributing data–including the street, city and a description of the
    bad behavior–to a new real estate search tool that focuses exclusively
    on the “neighbor-space.”

    Posts on awful–and the occasional great–neighbors already number
    in the hundreds of thousands, making a search of the site in virtually
    any city turn up productive information for the potential renter or
    homebuyer. The site, www.RottenNeighbor.com,
    features user-contributed post titles as diverse as “Nosey Neighbors,
    Pine Hills, FL” and “The most unfriendly town EVER, Little Falls, NY.”

    The site has taken on a life of its own, with multiple mentions on
    The Today Show, Good Morning America, The Early Show, CNN.com, The New
    York Post and as one of Google Trends’ hottest searches. What started
    with a few local news briefs quickly became a phenomenon that captured
    the attention of the national press, and has continued to grow virally
    through word-of-mouth and blog coverage.

    Founder Brant Walker, talking about the potential for the site, said
    that “there has never been anything like this before, where people can
    use the Internet to do neighbor research before they move. I just think
    we’re giving people an incredibly valuable service here.”

    Users can search RottenNeighbor by zip code to get access to
    detailed maps of states, counties, cities and neighborhoods. They can
    also upload their own good or rotten neighbors to the database, filling
    in the gaps and ensuring a more complete picture of their respective
    neighborhoods.

    Added Walker: “We believe that when someone goes to make one of the
    biggest decisions in their lives–where to live–that they should have
    the maximum amount of information freely available to them. No one else
    is giving them this information, so we hope people will turn to www.RottenNeighbor.com when they think about moving.”

    I don’t really have rotten neighbors.  I would describe them more as eccentric.  Like the guy on the first floor who STILL HAS HIS CHRISTMAS TREE UP!!!  I just went outside and took this picture now:

    Or the woman who lives next door to me who always leaves her garbage out in the hall and posts notes with duct tape all over the building!

    I guess it could be worse though.  When I typed my zip code into rottenneighbors.com, I found out about these car loving Persians and the Beverly Hills trailer trash just down the street.  I wonder if that’s George Clooney writing about Britney Spears??

    With the subprime crisis not yet in full swing, property values are going to get a lot worse before they get better, so despite Christmas in March and duct tape, I don’t think I’ll be posting anything online that decreases the value of my home.  Anyone ever hear of an Easter Tree??

  • Happy Birthday Trey & Tyler

    My friend Diane is a remarkable woman.  A little more than a year after giving birth to her first set of twin boys Cole & Carter, Trey & Tyler were born in 2002.  Add big brother Jaden to the mix, and well, see for yourself.  Happy birthday boys!

     

     

     


     
  • 26 Miles of Moslems, Santa Rapists & Gay Idols

    Well, this election just keeps getting more and more exciting.  I’m secretly hoping for a Clinton/Obama ticket, though that seems unlikely.  I do still stand by what I said a few weeks ago.  Although, on the surface it appears that America has a new black friend, last night proved (in Texas and Ohio of all places) that we’re not quite yet ready to hit the delete button on Hillary.

    Speaking of the Lone Star Asylum (sorry James), I had a conversation yesterday with someone from Texas who told me they could never vote for a black Moslem.  (Yes, Moslem, not even Muslim.)  The conversation ended when the person insisted that George W. Bush had done his job by keeping us safe the past 8 years.  I kid you not.  This is the kind of thinking we’re up against!


    Even Obama’s gay ad didn’t help him in Texas!  Hmm, I wonder why??


     

    Enough about politics though.  The only election most Americans care about of course is the election of the next American Idol.    Is it my imagination or is this the gayest season yet (even more than last year!)?  Danny Noriega makes Clay Aiken (Gayken) look like Bruce Springsteen.  Ryan Seacrest actually sounds butch next to some of these guys. 

     
    Gay friends have already emailed me “fan fiction” depicting a love affair between David Archuleta and Jason Castro that isn’t exactly blog friendly.  LOL.  That said, Jason’s was my favorite performance last night (minus the cheesy intro).  I’ve always loved this song (though Damien Leith covered it better on Australian Idol last year).



    He needs to cut the stoner act though.  It will get old, just like David Archuleta’s giggling.

    jasoncastro

    Is Santa Claus a rapist??  Ask Danny Noriega:

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    Paging Emo Elmo!
    I’ll just be happy tomorrow if they get rid of Amanda!
     

    Congratulations to my friend Steve who finished the LA marathon this weekend (his first).  Here are some of my photos from Canh’s marathon: