April 3, 2009

  • Chazz & The Big Bad Wolf

    Nearly 3 months after the Puppedential Debates, the Obama’s still don’t have a dog!  There are actually two new children’s books about the subject.  We’ve been in the grip of this national emergency for months now!  Take a look:

    Are you kidding?  Screw that pooch!  Chazz would make a much better subject for a children’s book, don’t you think?  In fact, I already have the pictures and Ryan said he would create the illustrations.  Now all I need is a story….

    …In magical LaLa land, there lived a puppy named Chazz, who was the cutest puppy in all the land.  Some people even compare him to Oreo, the Gandhi of Dogs.  What an honor!

    One day Chazz decided to go to the dog park with his neighbor Sophie:

    It was a beautiful day and they had a great time…

    and made lots of friends.  At the dog park there was a definite chain of command:

    Since they play with each other all the time, they decided to sniff out some new acquaintances.  Chazz had a great time with a new friend named Lilou:

    They were both the same age and size and wrestled for hours.  Chazz hadn’t had that much fun since the Golden Globes!

    Sophie also made some new friends:

    There were so many dogs there, that sometimes Chazz thought he was looking in a mirror:

    Suddenly a hush fell over the dog park.  All the dogs went on high alert.  Something wasn’t right.  Polo was the first to notice:

    There was an intruder in the dog park!  He was huffing and puffing.  Chazz knew he had to act fast.  His friends were all scared, so he approached the intruder and introduced himself:

    As it turned out, the intruder, Wolfie, had just come from a huge pork dinner, and wasn’t really in the mood to cause trouble.  Chazz politely, but forcefully asked him to leave and peace was restored in the dog park.  Chazz’s Uncle Carey was proud of his bravery, as were all the kids at the park!  Chazz was a hero!



    The End


    Best of the rest…

    ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
    “A new study from the Centers for Disease Control says that tripping over your pets causes over 86,000 serious injuries each year. Worse — only 30 percent of those make it to YouTube.” — Jimmy Fallon

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