April 1, 2010
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It’s Time for ME to Retreat and Reload
Today, April 1, 2010 is a big day for me. It represents a paradigm shift. A change of hearts, of sort. Since August 29, 2008, the day Sarah Palin was announced as John McCain’s running mate; I have dedicated more than 25 blog entries about the dangers of this woman ever holding public office. While we’re not exactly dating yet; the times, they are a changing:
What you don’t know is that exactly one year ago today (not to be confused with two years ago today) I received a letter from Ms. Palin’s Political Action Committee, SarahPAC. Due to a mutual non-disclosure agreement, I’ve had to keep that letter and its contents secret for the past year, but today I’m ready to announce some big news that I alluded to in my last blog entry:
After much meditation and prayer; and consultation with clergy, I have decided that Sarah Palin WAS RIGHT!! We are all Americans and we must stand together to fight tyranny and embrace our common values. This was the most difficult decision I have ever had to make, but in the end I know it was the right decision. I am in New York City today to begin production consulting on a new, bipartisan production of Sarah Palin’s Alaska. This isn’t the same show you’ve heard being shopped by the Discovery Channel. The show I will be part of, will be simulcast on The Learning Channel and the Food Network. We’ve put together a teaser promo. It’s rough, and we still don’t have the laugh track worked out, but you get the idea:Initially the show will be targeted to the 20 states that Sarah herself has identified as needing a more bipartisan bang for their buck, as shown in this map that she also used to shoot off her radically innovative health care initiative. I like to think of it as an Al Quaeda Christmas card :
“We’re aiming for success in these markets and many others.” Palin said, and I for one am on board! YES I CAN! I hope my loyal readers understand that this is really for the good of the country. By showing America that a liberal atheist like myself can cross the aisle and embrace our common AmeriCAN-ness, there’s hope for all of us. Are you listening Glenn Beck?
Comments (23)
You’re looking sharp in that movie poster.
@Roadlesstaken - It’s Steve Carell’s body…just my face…but thanks :)
@CareyGLY - Haha I know
This is almost as good as last year when they forclosed on your apartment ;))))
@Disneydar - How dare you make fun of my foreclosure Dar! Luckily things have turned around this year! Palin 2012! :)
Carey, looks like you’re not the only one with a change of heart. Even Obama is chanting Palin’s “drill, baby, drill” with his new oil plan.
hee hee… you know, you two look pretty good together. I can see the sparkle in her eyes when she secretly glances at you. I shall look for you at the Tea Party rallies soon.
@generasianx - Yeah, and she tweeted it today. Grrrr! Thanks for the pic!! It worked out perfectly for this post!
@ElusiveWords - Levi wants me too!
For someone who hates Sarah Palin with a passion, you have both hands on her boobs.
Admit it, she got you under your skin. You are obsessed with her.
@Cultur3sh0x - Of course! Why else would I be working with her?? Happy April Fool’s Day!
Meh. I don’t care much for her political ambitions, but she’s fun to watch and she’s a decent lady in my books.
@free2chuze - Decent? That must be an April Fool’s joke!
@CareyGLY - Nope. Between her and George Bush(es), I’d rather spend time with her!
@free2chuze - As long as she never holds elected office, I’ll be happy!
Darlene is right, almost as good as your foreclosure last year… but still a little disappointing. You can do much better Carey!
@Dezinerdreams - How dare you find my good fortune disappointing!!
Looks at date…. u almost had me… ALMOST lol :oP
@Sc12EeN17aM3 - Rats! You’re getting good at this Jad :)
Wow Carey, this was a delicious post, and I really needed to see and hear( video) it. I am going to ask my readers to jump ship, and come and read this. I love your sense of fairness. Love you brother!
@ZSA_MD - Thanks
APRIL FOOL’S!!!
That my friend was an excellent April Fool’s Day joke!!!!!!!!!!! I didn’t pay attention to the date when I started reading and I thought… NO WAY! Then I watched the video and knew better :) Good one!
@msmusic74 - Thanks!! Glad it made you smile!