September 9, 2009

  • I Need a Bailout…and a Nap!


    Here at The Hotel Careyfornia, we pride ourselves on offering the finest accommodations of any fake luxury boutique hotel in Southern California.  This past weekend however, we were filled to capacity, and our guests had to resort to sleeping wherever they could find a spot. 


    Is it too late to request bailout money to expand our facilities??

    Of course there wasn’t much sleeping going on at all.  I don’t think I got more than 4 hours sleep since Friday, as these photos show:


    Bassam managed to stay awake through the whole Rodgers & Hammerstein spectacular, even though he had just flown in from Jordan and his arms were tired!


    They even surprised me with a cake!


    None of my friends had ever been to the Hollywood Bowl…it was such a great show and I was so happy to share it with them!


    Even Claudio, who pretended to hate Rodger’s & Hammerstein, secretly loved it!  He even invited our hotel’s maintenance man!  Love ya Ryan!!!!


    A very happy birthday!


    I wonder if Eva will make this her Facebook profile picture…the current one is just of her feet!  It’s not “Footbook” Eva!


    The front lawn of The H.C. with the GLY Gang


    Outside the Beverly Wilshire Hotel, from “Pretty Woman”


    Carey’s Angels have halos!


    Marcelo & Emily had this “5 Star Hotel Careyfornia” sweatshirt made for me…and on the sleeve there’s a drawing of Oreo with the words, “Dogs Welcome”.  Isn’t that awesome?  I’m acquiring a whole line of Hotel Careyfornia merchandise!  T-shirts, placemats, towels, and of course our flagship’s sign!  Thanks to my wonderful friends for an amazing birthday!


    Click here for the best of the rest…


    This song suits all of my friends! 
    If you like it, support Sam Tsui..he’s amazing!

Comments (27)

  • Dear Carey,

    I know that your birthday was on september 6th already, but by then
    Miggl and I were in “the wild, wild east”, in Kurdistan close to the
    Syrian border “where people shoot at you if you are on a motorbike” (an
    information we got on a pizza-stop on our way to Turkey from an
    Austrian motorbike who was sitting next to us and who never in his life
    went any further than Rome – not even further south in Italy – but he
    knew all the terrible things and stories that happen to you, if you go
    any further either south or east!!!)

    Well, as you know us we like the adventure and so we went without respecting his caution. Luckily we weren’t on motorbikes but with our
    fantastic car called Ferdinand, our little mobile home (better said
    “mobile tent” )) There were no shootings but we found a bullet on
    one site were we spent the night for wild camping ))

    Anyways we had a great time but on your birthday we were already on our
    way back cruising through Greece where we took the ferry-boat back to
    Italy.

    We came back Monday night, well actually Tuesday morning! But we were
    thinking of you and toasting with coca (not diet, but coca!!).

    I wish you all the best for your new year on earth. Stay as you are as
    I really love you the way you are ))) After our trip through the
    poor regions of Turkey I am again and again just happy for everything I
    have, everything I lived so far, the fantastic lives we have … there
    are some troubles sometimes – but hey, nothing to compare. We are shiny
    happy people laughing ….

    Keep your smile it is the best on the whole planet and I suppose in the
    whole universe (didn’t go so far yet, but that’s on my “journeys-to-do”
    - list – in the search for a smile like Carey’s!!!)

    Dicken, dicken Schmatz,

    your friend Mick

  • happy belated bday wish. 

    p/s.: great friends? great ppl make great friends!

  • Carey…I love the “album” of the 44th Birthdays..etc.!  (Eva’s
    accounting was also entertaining)They are all great AND I especially
    enjoy seeing all the elegant accommodations you NOW have available @
    the Hotel Careyfornia.  When we were there, we were relegated to a bedroom? With a lovely Bed?!  I don’t know what to think about that , except , perhaps, those other accommodations were already “taken” and by guests more
    important than us?!? (If that is possible). Well, for our next visit, I
    would like to reserve the bathtub “room” and Eric thinks the “seat on
    the balcon” would suit him just fine…that is if the
    railing is included, as he perceives it to be a critical item re:
    comfort.  Your attention to detail does not escape me and you can rest
    assured there will be due compensation.
     Previous  guests  who thought they were well served, The “O’s”

  • @Mick - Oh Mick, I love you so much.  This was the best birthday gift I could
    have received.  Thank you for your inspiring beautiful words and thank
    you for being such a light in all of our lives.  We invoked your name
    many times this past weekend, always with a wide smile and a hearty
    laugh.  I’m not sure if you saw the pictures or videos on Facebook yet,
    but Marcelo & Emily were here as well as Eva & Bassam and
    more.  I’m glad you made it back safe and sound and no worse for wear. 
    You live life more than any one I know.  You define adventure and I
    learn from you every time I hear from you.  GLY my dear friend and
    Dicken Schmatz!
    @owbert - Thank you Albert…it takes one to know one!
    @Maureen - Dear Ms. O,

    Our Reservations Department has received your special request and will
    make every attempt to accommodate you and your party.  Of course, it’s
    been a while since your last stay are our fine hotel, and in order to
    keep your Platinum membership in good standing, we hope to see you
    soon!  Until then, we remain, your humble servants! 

  • You guys obviously had a great time! What a great set of friends…

    Once again, Happy birthday Carey!

  • you are truly blessed – both with fine friends and family – but also i noticed you have not one but two Alberts here!  peace, Albert

  • Glad to see you had a great birthday party!

  • Happy belated birthday Carey!! <3 Virgos. hehe.

  • I’m so happy you had such a great birthday. I miss the Mills’ too. Wish I could have been there.

  • @Dezinerdreams - Thanks Vivek! xo
    @pukemeister - Thank you!
    @wherethefishlives - Much obliged Sam.
    @Shades_of_Athena - When’s your birthday?
    @cshetrone - We wish you could have been here too Christine…we spoke of you often and looked at photos of Toblerone.  M&E coming was kind of a last minute decsion.  It was great to see them!  xoxo

  • Haha you carry that sign out in public sometimes?  Has anyone ever asked about it?

  • @Roadlesstaken - Well, it was just my front yard…so not really that public…but maybe the neighbors wondered what was going on :)

  • haha, i’ve sleept on a bathroom floor before… those were, depressing times *_*

  • @mr_faust - Praying to the porcelain god?

  • @CareyGLY - err, i actually explain that ordeal in me latest post

  • I have to admit…the first picture is really cool

  • @Wangium - I have my friends to thank for that

  • What a fabulous birthday with fabulous friends :) You are blessed! 

  • @CareyGLY - 1/2 I’m a capricorn.

  • lol at the first pic… your guests are very flexible… or you’ve drugged them all! 

    Happy Birthday kiddo!  Don’t grow up too fast now. 

  • @ElusiveWords - LOL, kiddo??  I don’t think I’ve been called that since my 4th birthday!   Thanks Matt!

  • glad to know you had a blast on your bday weekend & you making us all wishing we were there too.

  • @rudyhou - I wish you were here too Rudy!  Maybe next year!?

  • keep your fingers crossed :)

  • From Jorge & SylviaCarey, I have just finished seeing, for the second time, the HOTEL CAREYFORNIA last pics. Although not needed, absolutely, we, sylvinha and I, emphasize that we, once more,  adored the extremely HIGH quality of the pics in your site.Congratulations for that. Congratulations also for the desire, sympathy and capability to receive such a team of nice and beutiful people in your HOTEL CAREYFORNIA( ok, I suppose you did not charged them for their staying with you in your HOTEL CAREYFORNIA.he! he! he!he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he!he! he! he!…) Emily, our sweet arrow, I got the impression, from HOTEL CAREYFORNIA pics, that you have changed for better. I saw you more beautiful than before. Could it be because you are healthier with your stomach or could it be beucase marcelo is taking care of you with higher energy? Or, finally, could it be because marcelo gave you a twenty one days holidays when he came to visit us? he! he! he! he! he! he! he!he! he! he!…)

  • That’s such a good way to accommodate someone into a small space not even the least luxury hotel would have such uncomfortable place to lodge guests. I saw a picture in the news  of a man who was drinking a lot and having a tablet of Cheap Viagra at the same time.

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