November 29, 2010
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Unicorn – The New White Meat
Last Thursday was Thanksgiving Day in America, so I donned my turkey hat, and told the kids that instead of the traditional turkey dinner this year, that we would be starting a new tradition. Then I showed them the can of Unicorn meat I brought:
“Unicorns as we all know, frolic all over the world pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don’t know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath Ireland. The Sisters of Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn’s coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn.”The video tells the rest of the story. Andy was so cute in his polite yet steadfast refusal:The rest of the weekend was filled with movies and dim sum and relaxing with friends. The dogs said it best the day after Thanksgiving:
‘Twas the day after turkey,
Black Friday for some.
But for Garbo & Ruby,
Exhaustion had come.
Happy Thanksgiving from our crazy family!
More Thanksgiving photos here…
The last time I saw Eli he was 16 months old and had just met Elvis. Now he’s 2 and talking up a storm, and cuter than ever. Thanks for the dim sum An & V! It was great seeing you all!! More pics here…
I dropped Mike off at LAX for his 6:30 flight on the busiest travel day of the year and the airport was surprisingly uncrowded. He said security was uneventful. The President must have read my email! At least his wife wrote me back! I snapped all of these photos while driving. Another pretty L.A. day! More pics here…
Garbo & Ruby are old friends with Chazz, but they hadn’t met Rio yet. Can you believe he’s gained more than 30 pounds since we got him from the shelter last month!? He looks great. The four dogs played all night. More pics here…
Arielle even stopped by for a visit!
Comments (18)
Haha did you get that unicorn meat at thinkgeek.com?
@Roadlesstaken - I did indeed :)
hahaha… oh Carey, you’re so good with kids!
@ElusiveWords - Yeah…until they have nightmares about slaughtered unicorns. LOL
Thanks!
Oh, so funny! You’re such a good uncle! I want one of those too!
That unicorn meat had me lol’ing in the greatest of ways! And the dogs are super cute.. I love when their ears are folded and are just adorable :)
That was such a great laugh, thank you. I will have to pick up some of that, I’m sure it isn’t easy to come by. I have to add, the Unicorn Meat can is the most fabulousI thing I’ve ever seen.
@CurryPuffy - A good uncle or unicorn meat? LOL :)
@MochaSprinkle - Thanks…yeah the dogs are adorable. They all play well together. Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving!
@ReadOurRainbowRants - Thanks :) You can buy it at thinkgeek.com :)
omgoodness! that unicorn meat just made my day. with rainbows, of course.
@Renatojr3 - Hopefully with sparkles too!
my thanksgiving was dull compared to yours….we only had human meat, and the person was already dead when we cooked him.
LOL!!! i love how ominous my comment looked without any smiley faces at the end! haha! =D anyway, great pics. glad you had a good thanksgiving!
@ThePrince - LOL…that really made me laugh. If you think about it, a cannibal Thanksgiving is really kind of traditional.
send me a few cans of those. i wanna be able to sleep like garbo and ruby do.
@rudyhou - Sure thing! I hope I can get them through Customs! :)
they are so freakin’ adorable. i just wanna grab them, hug them and smooch them all over :)
@rudyhou - Come visit!! They’ll love it!
arrgh, if only LA is just a couple of hours flight away. sigh…