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  • We Shall Overcome

    I had to call amazon.com tonight about a problem with an order.  If you’ve ever tried calling them, they’re not an easy company to get a hold of.  They don’t like talking to people.  If you’re ever looking for a number for a company like that, www.contacthelp.com is a good resource:

    I was able to get what I wanted from amazon, by using the old “I have a blog…” speech.  Though my rhetoric lacks the dulcet tones of Martin Luther King, it usually gets me what I want.  Coincidentally, Dan sent me the following article tonight.  This is what I’ve been saying all along to the companies I write customer services blogs about, and I’m glad someone is finally noticing!  Keep up the good fight people.  You can almost always get what you want, as I’ve proven time and time again. 

    Harnessing the Power of the Oh-So-Social Web

    By Josh Bernoff and Charlene Li

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    People are connecting with one another in increasing numbers, thanks to blogs, social networking sites like MySpace and countless communities across the Web. Some companies are learning to turn this growing groundswell to their advantage.

    Companies are used to being in control. They typically design products, services and marketing messages based on their own particular view of what people want. Keeping up with customers has meant conducting research on their needs and test marketing new products and services. Because the balance of power has favored large corporations with a lock on manufacturing, advertising, distribution and other operations, the term “customercentric” was mostly just a buzzword.

    Now, though, many customers are no longer cooperating. Empowered by online social technologies such as blogs, social networking sites like MySpace, user-generated content sites like YouTube and countless communities across the Web, customers are now connecting with and drawing power from one other. They’re defining their own perspective on companies and brands, a view that’s often at odds with the image a company wants to project. This groundswell of people using technologies to get the things they need from one another, rather than from companies, is now tilting the balance of power from company to customer.

    To understand the dramatic implications of this shift, consider what happened in 2006 when Brian Finkelstein, a law student, was having trouble with the cable modem in his home. A repairman from Comcast Cable Communications Inc. arrived to fix the problem, but when the technician had to call the home office for a key piece of information, he was put on hold for so long that he fell asleep on Finkelstein’s couch. Outraged and frustrated, Finkelstein made a video of the sleeping technician and posted it on YouTube. The clip became a hit, with more than one million viewings, and to this day the image continues to undermine Comcast’s attempts to improve its reputation for customer service.

    Comcast is not alone. Another popular YouTube clip contains dialogue between a customer trying to cancel his subscription and America Online. What should have been a simple conversation becomes a battle as the AOL service representative stubbornly persists in trying to retain the customer,  sorely trying his patience. Finally, the customer says, “I don’t know how to make this any clearer for you: Cancel the account. When I say ‘cancel the
    account,’ I don’t mean help me figure out how to keep it. I mean cancel the account.” Apparently, the clip struck a nerve as hundreds of people posted comments on the YouTube page, many of them bashing AOL and relaying similar experiences with the company. CNBC even devoted a report to the whole flap.  Read More…

    As you may remember, I’ve had some similar experiences.  Ones where people lost their jobs and ones that made the AOL call look short.  I really need to start a customer service blog that’s just devoted to my railing against corporate America and their greed.  It would feature some of my favorite rants against, Honda, British AirwayseFax, Safeco, Farmer’s Insurance, Aetna, Dell, United Airlines, Facebook, my Homeowner’s Association, my mortgage company or even Xanga.  Until then though, I’ll just keep writing about them here, and smiling when people take note!  Power to the people….we shall overcome!

    Of course, I like to blog about when I (or my friends) receive good Customer Service too, as Bine did last week from Emirates Airways when her camera got stolen from her luggage in Bangladesh:

    Gmail Carey Anthony

    Carey, you should be proud of me
    1 message

    From: Bine Thu, Mar 5, 2009 at 8:01 AM
    To: Carey Anthony

    well, the camera got stolen but I complained and now at least I got upgraded to business…this should make the flight back much more comfortable :))
    see, I am following your footsteps.

    —– Weitergeleitete Mail —-
    Von: Faria Islam
    An:
    Bine
    CC: Rafiqul Islam – FAM – Bangladesh; Hanif Zakaria – Mgr Bangladesh
    Gesendet: Donnerstag, den 5. März 2009, 18:57:54 Uhr
    Betreff: EKDAC/082/09

    Dear Mrs. Sibler,

    Thank you for your email to my colleague Mr. Rafiqul Islam dated 03 March 2009, advising us of the baggage incident you encountered when you travelled with Emirates.

    We are concerned to learn that you discovered your digital camera missing from your bag at arrivals hall on February 28, 2009. Please note that all baggage related items are to be registered immediately at the Arrivals Hall before leaving the Customs area as this enables our baggage staffs to assess the extent of the claims in details. Nevertheless, we wish to assure you that Emirates takes such incidents seriously and copy of your letter was sent to our Security department in Dhaka for their attention.

    Nevertheless, as a gesture of goodwill, we have upgraded you to Business Class all the way to Munich.

    Thank you for contacting us and for giving us the opportunity to respond. We hope this unfortunate incident has not marred your impression of Emirates and that we will be given another opportunity to demonstrate our service commitment.

    Thank you

    Faria Islam
    Customer Affairs Executive
    Customer Services
    Tel: 008802 9885572


    Speaking of crappy companies, have you heard about Sony’s latest offering?

    Warning: Contains Offensive Language!

  • Safe & Sound

    Little Jaden got out of the hospital today.  He gave us quite a scare, but he’s going to be OK.  Sophie was happy to see her Mom and new baby.  All’s well that ends well!


    As soon as I told Sophie they were coming home, she waited by the window!


    Proud papa Jahmal!

  • Home But Not Alone

    My work week from hell is finally over and we had a big celebration with the team in the Pope room of Buca di Beppo.  We thanked everyone for a job well done and I drove home excited to sleep in my own bed for the first time in a long time.  (I give up my bedroom to guests of the Hotel Careyfornia.   It’s only fair, given the odd hours I keep!)

    I actually checked my overflowing mailbox when I got home   (for the first time in months) and was surprised to find two post cards from two places that surprisingly I have never visited:  Mauritius and Latvia!  It’s rare for me to get a postcard from somewhere I haven’t been, so kudos to V and David!

    Luis & David and Claudio and Ryan stayed at my house while I was gone and I saw photos on Facebook of the fun they had!  It’s good to know that people enjoy the H.C. even when the proprietor isn’t around!

    And how many hotel guests leave gifts when they check out??  This is what I came home to:


    How sweet is that!?  Thanks guys!!

    So after I finally got home, I was sitting on the couch watching American Idol and I felt strangely alone.  I began lamenting the fact that there was no dog (or people) in the house for the first time since Christmas!  (I’ve been dog sitting Daisy and/or Chazz and/or Chanel and/or Garbo & Ruby and/or Roscoe since who knows when!)  Suddenly there was a knock on the door.  I opened it and my neighbor Jessica was standing there with tears in her eyes.  Her newborn baby had developed jaundice and had to stay in the hospital.  She was understandably upset and asked if I could watch her dog Sophie for a few days.  Needless to say, the Hotel Careyfornia and Pet Motel wasn’t empty for long.  Sophie’s a good dog.  She sits out on the patio all day sunning herself and occasionally comes in my office and jumps in my lap for a while.  I’m happy to report that baby Jaden should be coming home from the hospital tomorrow, so all is well. 


    Sophie sits on my lap while I work!

  • So Long Pepsi Ted!

    Chicago, IL
     - 19°F  -7°C
    Current: Light Snow
    Wind: NE at 6 mph
    Humidity: 62%
    Mon
    Chance of Snow Showers
    16°F

    It was 84° F (29° C) here today which is a far cry from the weather back home in the Midwest.  My Dad is on his way to Michigan via Chicago, weather permitting, to attend a funeral.  Sadly, 2 days ago his twin sister’s boyfriend Ted was plowing several neighbor’s driveways out from a huge winter storm and dropped dead of a heart attack.  Ted was a very kind man and treated my aunt so nicely.  He worked for the Pepsi company for most of his life.  They called him Pepsi Ted.  He died doing what he did best, helping other people.  He will be missed.  Here’s a photo of him from 4 years ago when he visited me in Hollywood.  He had never been out of Michigan, and they came the day before the Oscars.  We walked the red carpet and they even got to see some celebrities.  (Joan Rivers was one of them if I remember correctly, LOL.) 

     
    In Memoriam

    When Dad gets to the Iron Mountain, he’ll have this to contend with.  This is the front of Steve & MaryLou’s house today!!

    Our weather on the other hand was so beautiful that Andy and I took a “nature hike”.  Here’s a photo Lisa took of us “on the trail” from up above at the house:


    That’s me and Andy in the center with the dogs!


    Andy, Carey & Roxy


    Roxy, Buster, Andy & me on our “nature hike”!


    Andy & Mommy


    Grandpa @ the grill


    Andy & his Great Grandma


    Sunset from Dar’s back yard


    My Dad may be in the U.P. but I’m eating pasties in 80 degree weather!


    My aunt made us a delicious pasty dinner…one of my all time favorite meals!


    Best of the rest…

    And finally, even Democrats can be cool behind the Orange Curtain apparently!  I saw this on Jennifer’s Facebook page and it made me laugh out loud:

  • Me & My Guy….Luau

    Even though I’m not home this week, the Hotel Careyfornia is booked to capacity.  Luis and David arrived in L.A. last night sent me this wonderful, albeit staged, photo to let me know they were having a great time in my home!  I love it!

    Meanwhile, it’s the start of baseball season in California, so Rob had coaching duties tonight which left me the delightful task of taking my cousin Tressa to the “Me & My Guy (that’s a “u” not an “a”) Luau” for the Girl Scouts.  It was quite well attended and Tressa seemed to have a really good time with her favorite cousin   I’m working this weekend, so this was the highlight for sure!  Have a nice weekend everyone.


    Best of the rest…


    Click above to watch Tressa do the twist

  • 6 Red Envelopes

    Gmail

    Carey Anthony

    Happy Earth-Ox New Year
    1 message

    From: Jessie Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 5:08 PM
    To: Carey

    Hey Carey!
    Happy New Year from Tibet!  Today is the Earth-Ox New Year of the 17th Rabjung cycle in the Tibetan Royal Year 2136.  We arrived here last week, and this is the first chance I’ve had to write.  Internet access is spotty at best.  Today we listened to the Dalai Lama give his annual New Year message where he announce that the normal festivities were to be put on hold.  He’s calling instead for a commemoration of those killed in brutal crackdowns on demonstrators a year ago today.  I haven’t been able to upload any pictures yet, but will soon.  Love ya!  –Jess


    Speaking of Chinese New Year, I’m down here staying at my cousin Darlene’s all week.  She had hip replacement surgery on Monday.  Last night I had to babysit for Tommy & Andy while Lisa went to the hospital to visit Darlene.  I was helping Tommy with his homework, and the following discussion ensued:

    Explaining to Tommy why I got six red envelopes this year

    I’ve been working 12 hour days all week and it’s going to be like this for another week.  I’m glad I got to see the kids a bit last night.  We had a good time.

    careytommyandy

  • Star Studded Weekend

    It has been a crazy weekend, but a lot of fun.  It’s after 2 AM and I just have a few minutes to post these pictures and then I have to get ready for my trip tomorrow morning (this morning).  I still have laundry to do and I have to clean the house as Luis & David will be staying here while I’m out of town.  (The Hotel Careyfornia is even busy when I’m not here!)  Claudio’s Brazilian BBQ was a hit yesterday, and he even made feijoada.  Yum!  Chazz is still growing like a weed.  Afterwards I headed up to Santa Barbara to see Tom & Cathy and little PatrickBassam hosted a great party last night and we all had a great time.  Today I came back to LA in time for two Oscar parties.  I thought the ceremony was fantastic this year…the best in a long time, maybe ever!  I got 19 out of 24 predictions right, and won the pool for the 2nd year in a row!  On the way home I walked down DeLongpre because I knew that one of the locks on the garage door of  the Sunset Plaza Hotel is busted.  I was able to sneak in to the hotel and take the elevator up to Sunset Blvd. next to where the Vanity Fair Oscar party was being held.  There were people who had been waiting there all day and I just walked out the hotel door and started snapping photos, LOL.  The LAPD were being assholes though, and it was really hard to get good pictures.  I had to get home but I hung out for about 45 minutes and got to see Kate Winslet, Penelope Cruz, Mickey Rourke, Meryl Streep, Amy Adams Frank Langella, Anne Hathaway, Jon Voight, Robert Pattinson, Gwen Stefani,  and that awesome Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto guy, hoisting his Oscar and waving to the crowd!     I don’t have time to go through all of the photos now, but here’s a sampling:


    The Vanity Fair party 2 blocks from my house


    Jon Voight


    That’s Mickey Rourke in the white coat and hat


    If you look closely, you can see Kate Winslet holding her Oscar


    Kate Winslet again


    I’ll have to through the rest of these later!


    Let’s hear it for the boys (and Daisy, LOL)


    Eva & Patrick


    Breakfast with Patick


    Ryan being butch


    Click here for the best of the rest…


    I took this out the sun roof on the way home from Santa Barbara

  • ‘Twas The Night Before Oscar…

    Update:  19 out of 24 correct predictions!  I only missed, Cinematography, Documentary Feature, Documentary Short, Foreign Language Film, Sound Mixing, but I got all of the major categories right!



    Apologies to Clement C. Moore:

    ‘Twas the night before Oscar
    And all through the “wood”,
    Celebrities were fasting,
    Making sure they’d look good.

    The statues were polished,
    All shiny and gold.
    Hoping Angie or Brad,
    On Sunday would hold.

    The poor kids from Slumdog,
    first time on a jet.
    Hope their movie will win;
    It’s a pretty safe bet.

    With their crash diets over,
    The celebrities came.
    And fans whistled and shouted,
    And called them by name.

    There’s Leo and Kate,
    Together again.
    And there’s Mickey Rourke,
    Wrestling with Sean Penn.

    And what’s all that beeping,
    Coming from the red carpet?
    Oh it’s just Wall-E,
    With Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

    Too bad for Heath Ledger,
    and his peculiar ticks.
    Sunday’s the Oscars,
    And here are my picks: 



    I did pretty well with my Golden Globe predictions this year and my Oscar picks last year….so we’ll see…

     
    From last year….uh huh 

    Finally, congratulations to Jessica & Jamal on their brand new baby boy.  Welcome to the world Jaden Alexander!


    Future Oscar Winner, born Wednesday in West Hollywood, CA

    Tom & Cathy are bringing Patrick down from San Francisco this weekend, so I’ll be in Santa Barbara, with a quick stop at Claudio & Ryan’s for a Brazilian BBQ.  Then I’m out of town starting Monday thru March 2nd.  Happy Oscars everyone!

  • Sick & Hilarious Humanity (& Women Drivers)

    Question:  What do gay Chinese butts, women peeing, & Obama beauty queens all have in common?

    Answer:  They’re all  Google search terms that have brought traffic to my blog in the past 3 days.


      

    Gizmodo recently reported some strange Google search stats.  They found that, according to Google’s search engine, 303,000 people out there were “extremely terrified of Chinese people“. (Just for the record, I’m not one of them!)  Then they delved deeper into humanity’s brain, and came up with this list.  (Go to the US version of Google, and type what is in bold to find the following):

    • 5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant.
    • 69,400,000 people asking How to make money.
    • 32,600,000: How to get over someone.
    • 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me.
    • 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.
    • 3,300,000: I have a large uterus.
    • 256,000,000: I want to die.
    • 112,000: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
    • 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much.
    • 528,000: Why do indians smell.
    • 63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much.
    • 680,000: Why do I have green poop.
    • 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.
    • 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.
    • 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.
    • 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.
    • 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.
    • 456,000: Why do men have nipples.
    • 6,000,000: Why men don’t call.
    • 8,380,000: Why men lie.
    • 11,000,000: Why women have affairs.
    • 36,500,000: Why women lie.
    • 94,200,000: Why Obama should be president.
    • 19,100,000: Why Obama should not be president.
    • 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot.
    • 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger.
    • 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party.
    • 818,000: I think im pregnant.
    • 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4.
    • Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for.
    • 4,980,000: I want a new drug.
    • 114,000,000: I want a wife.
    • 783,000: I have one testicle.
    • 21,900,000: I have one more drink.
    • 12,400,000: I have three breasts.
    • 320,000: I have three testicles.
    • 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends.
    • 610,000: I have four sides, all opposite sides are parallel, I have no right angles. What am I.
    • 159,000,000: When to work.
    • 126,000,000: When to say I love you.
    • 2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies.
    • 2,890,000: I smell like poop.
    • 1,510,000: What is a recession.
    • 1,400,000: I have a hard time swallowing.
    • 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here.
    • 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge.

    I get a lot of visitors to my blog through weird and interesting Google searches too.  Here is just a sample of people who came to my blog in the past three days through odd search terms.  You can click on the search to go to my resulting blog entry:  



    Someone in Luxembourg searched for “Cool Gay Chinese Butts” and got this:




    Someone in Germany searched for “The customer smells of smoke is it my place to comment?” and got this:




    Someone in Ireland searched for “Abba the best of the rest” and got this:




    Someone somewhere searched for “Obama Beauty Queen” and got this:




    Someone in Korea searched for “Kyopo Jokes” and got this:




    Someone in California searched for “Dog Ate My Homework Photo” and got this:




    Someone in Germany searched for “Gay Traffic” and got this:




    Someone in Australia searched for “Peeing Women Photographs” and got this:


     


    Someone in the United Arab Emirates searched for “Gay Latino Butts” and got this:




    Someone somewhere searched for “Stop Animal Killers in England” and got this:




    Someone in Massachusetts searched for “West Hollywood Fire” and got this:




    Someone somewhere searched for “Women Drivers Bulgaria Video” and got this:  **




    Someone in California searched for “Prettiest City in the US” and got this:



    Someone in Colorado searched for “Cube in a Kaleidoscope” and got this:




    Someone in Thailand searched for “Asian Gay” and got this:
     


    Someone in India (and 18 other places in the past three days) searched for “Whale Dicks” and got this:




    Remember, that’s just from the past three days, and it’s only a sampling of my Footprints!

    Whale dicks you ask?  Well, I happen to be the #1 Google Search for whale dicks.  Why?  2 years ago, I posted an obscure article about a beached whale that was being transported through the streets of Taipei.  Apparently, methane gas had built up in the carcass and the whale exploded, leaving its entrails and yes, its five foot penis, littered through the streets of Taipei.  I get hundreds of Google hits a month from people all over the world Googling “whale dick”.  So much so that I changed the title of that entry from 2007, to “Stop Googling Five Foot Whale Dicks“, and added some of my favorite blog entries to the post.  Yet, they still come in droves!

    **And finally, while I was typing this entry tonight about sick humanity, once again I heard a loud crash outside my window.  I looked out to see a gray Porsche squealing away and walked outside to find this:

    She had crashed into my garage gate and sped away.  It must have been a woman, because she couldn’t drive a stick shift.  You may remember a few weeks ago (as one of the above Google searches shows), the Bulgarian woman who crashed her car into my front lawn?  You may also remember the dumb bitch from a couple of years ago who took out the garage across the street with her truck.  What is it with women drivers in West Hollywood??  Oh yeah, they drive like this:


    Back in August, 2007 I saw this obnoxious Hollywood wombat, driving with her foot out the window, while smoking a cigarette and talking on the phone!  Are you fu**ing kidding me!!??  She barely noticed my flash going off as I took the picture and gave her the most disgusted look I could muster.  This girl symbolizes nearly everything I hate in life!  Let’s face it, would you ever see a man doing this?  I thought not.

  • Independent Movies, Music & Vibrators

    It’s Oscar week here in Hollywood and to kick it off I was invited to a movie premier tonight in Santa Monica of a new independent film called “The Graduates“.  It’s a coming of age comedy about four high school seniors who learn the true meaning of friendship and growing up.  My friend Seth composed 3 original songs for the soundtrack.  Most of the cast attended the screening tonight, and took questions from the audience after the film.  Seth received accolades from the director for his brilliant songwriting that captured the essence of what the film was all about.  Take a listen:

    Besides Seth’s music, the soundtrack is chock full of lots of great indie music that I really enjoyed.  If you like music, you might be interested to know that “The Graduates” is the first film in history to give away 1 million free soundtracks.  No strings attached.  To sample the music, go thegraduatesmovie.com/music.  If you like what you hear, click “Buy Now” next to “Both Digital Discs”.  When you check out, enter the code “GOGRADS” and update your cart (you may have to update twice to change the price to free).  Next simply enter the requested info and click “Free Soundtrack and Trailer” under Download your purchases.  If you like what you hear, spread the word.  This is a great way to market the movie as well as Seth’s and other’s music. 


    The cast of “The Graduates” and Seth, on the right


    Primo seats

    Last week Seth went to another premier of a new online movie called Zombies Inc.  For some reason, that premier was held at The Pleasure Chest, which is an adult store here in West Hollywood.  He called me at 11 PM to ask if I wanted the “gift bag”.  I said of course I did!  This is what it contained:


    I got a t-shirt, hat, a spanking paddle, and….


    LOL…don’t ask me what this has to do with zombies…but it was part of the swag!

    Another indie movie I saw recently was at Sundance a few weeks ago.  I forgot to blog about it, but it was called Lymelife and starred Alec Baldwin, Timothy Hutton, Cynthia Nixon and the Culkin brothers.  It was a really good movie.  Kind of reminded me of American Beauty in a way.  I have a feeling you’ll be hearing a lot about it this time next year (award season).

    Don’t forget that the Independent Spirit Awards are being held this Saturday, the day before the Oscars, in Santa Monica.  My younger brother was here yesterday, so we took the kids and the dogs (I’m still dog-sitting) to Santa Monica and saw where the awards will be held.  It was kind of overcast, so the pictures aren’t great.  It was much prettier last weekend with Claudio & Ryan, but the girls and the dogs had fun!


    Chanel’s first cat encounter


    It was hard not adopting these puppies at first sight


    Iraq/Afghanistan beach war memorial.  For pictures I took of the same place in better weather, click here

     

      
    Daisy, Chanel and Daisy with Daisies


    My younger brother on the right…we’re 11 months apart

    Please support independent films!