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  • Pink Unicorns, Old Jews & Spotted Owl Airlines

    I’m still sick, so I’m going to go to bed early tonight and hope for the best for my flight tomorrow.  Until then here are three videos worth watching (in my humble opinion).  Cheers!

    Watch for my cameo at the end!


    “It’s all going to boil down to a few old Jews in Century Village”


    “Stop blow drying my grapes”

  • The Saga Continues…

    I’m getting tired of blogging about my car, but yesterday I went to have a SMOG inspection as it’s required after 6 years (that corrupt industry is a whole other blog topic for another time).  My car failed the electrical test.  The guy at the testing station asked me if the car had recently been serviced or if the battery had been removed.  Of course I told him yes.  What I learned was that it takes about a week of driving to get the electrical system in sync to pass the California test.  I payed $50 for nothing.  I wish Honda of Hollywood would have told me that.  Then, on the way home, the gas gauge suddenly showed “empty” when it had been nearly full the day before (and I’d only driven ten miles!).  So I went back to Honda of Hollywood.  They put it up on a lift and determined there was no leak, and the gauge just must have been stuck from the accident.  Grrrrrr!  Not how I wanted to spend my Saturday morning.  So here’s the letter I’m going to send to the president of Honda of Hollywood.  What do you think?

    Dear Mr. Robertson,

    My name is Carey _______, and I’m the person who owns the 2002 Honda Accord your body shop took 4 months to repair.  First, let me start by saying that Peter, in your body shop, was always courteous and professional to me, but that did not make up for the fact that this damage:

    took nearly four months (to the day) to fix.   It’s clear to everyone involved (including people I spoke to at Honda of Hollywood) that this car should have been totaled, and I must question the integrity of your business to embark on fixing a car that should have been in the junk heap in March when the accident occurred.

    This whole situation would almost be comical if it weren’t for the fact that I am currently facing out of pocket rental bills of over $1500 for an accident that was not my fault.  In addition, I have had to take several hours off work to rent, return and re-rent cars in the four months you were supposedly fixing my car.

    I have been a Honda customer for over 20 years.  I have used Honda of Hollywood exclusively to service my car since I moved to California six years ago.  I am mortified by the way this situation has been handled, and have documented it extensively in the public domain on my blog.  In fact, if you Google “Honda of Hollywood Customer Service” my blog is the #1 hit.  I have saved every voice mail your shop ever left me.  Many of them repeat the same untruths week after week.  (I lost count how many times the car was going “across the street to have the engine put back in”.)

    Sadly, now that I have the car back my problems persist.  Yesterday morning I took my car to get a smog inspection as my vehicle registration required after six years.  The car failed the electrical portion of the test, apparently because the battery had been removed for so long.  Your employees knew that I needed to get a smog inspection, and no one informed me of the fact that I had to “drive around for a week to get the electrical system in synch.”  After wasting $50 on that test, I realized that my gas gauge that had been nearly full an hour before, was now empty.  I drove back to Honda of Hollywood (for the third time in three days), and they proceeded to put my car up on a lift to check for a gas leak.  They had me stand under the car (a clearly posted OSHA violation) to tell me they couldn’t find a leak, and that the gauge had probably just been stuck.  (I won’t even go into the fact that you had my car for four month as apparently ran the tank empty not replenishing it before you gave it back to me!  When I had my accident in March, gas was practically $1 cheaper a gallon than it is today.  Classy!)

    When I walked across the street to talk to a Sales Representative about trading it in for a new car, they looked at me like I was crazy.  The bottom line is that you collected nearly $14,000 from the insurance company and after four months I still have a loose driver’s seat, a stuck gas gauge and who knows what other problems.  I suppose I’m going to have to consult with an attorney, as well as the Better Business Bureau, but I want to give you the opportunity to make this right.  I know that you are a respected leader in the Hollywood business community.  I also know that a few honestly well tagged Google hits can drive business away from any company in the 21st Century.  I hope that you will do the right thing here and correct this egregious wrong.  I await your reply.

    Sincerely,

    Carey ______



    On to happier things…
    Here are some photos from this weekend:


    Pad Thai lunch with Parvesh & Bhavin


    Tressa and I by the orange tree with the sun in our eyes.


    Spaghetti dinner at Aunty LuLu’s


    Strawberry shortcake for dessert!


    Tressa giving her favorite cousin a relaxing massage while Cole laughs in the background!


    Amos and I went here after Rock Sugar had an hour and 1/2 wait!


    This is a bit much!


    Fried clams on the half shell!


    Jessica & Hannah at brunch yesterday.


    Jessica, Seth & Hannah

    I don’t feel well today.  I’ve had the chills all day.  I get hot and then cold and then hot again.  In fact I’m sitting here with the ceiling fan going and a heater at my feet!  I really hope I’m not getting the flu.  I’m flying to Portland Wednesday and we’re renting a house at Cannon Beach for a few days.  I can’t get sick!!

  • Brighter Days & Darker Knights

      
    I thought this day would never arrive.  After nearly four months in the Honda of Hollywood Service Center, I finally got my car back.  Not that I really wanted it back.  I told them last month to just keep it.  There was no earthly reason it could have taken them four months to repair it.  Something is seriously wrong at Honda of Hollywood!  Throw greedy corporate insurance behemoths like Safeco and AAA into the mix and you’ve got a recipe for disaster.


    Happier days…the day I got it.

    The accident happened on March 20, and at first glance, didn’t look that bad!!

    Honda of Hollywood, instead of saying it wasn’t fixable, took four months and nearly $15,000 to fix my 2002 Accord!!  That’s just wrong.


    I’m not sure what all these awards were for, but they couldn’t have been for fast service!



    Somebody needs to go back to Estimating School!



    This was just the bill for my first rental car, from March 21st to June 7th.  I don’t even know what the bill was for the portion from June 7th until today.  Honda of Hollywood has to eat that.  I still have to fight someone for the 4 weeks in between the time Safeco stopped paying for my rental, even though their insured caused the accident.  Melissa Blumhagen was NOT friendly at all and quite rude and condescending on many occasions (I have her voice mails saved).  Welcome to the blogosphere Melissa!!!  

    I drove it around a bit tonight and it feels weird.  Not sure why.  Maybe it’s because I haven’t driven it in four months.  Or maybe it’s because they should have totaled it in the first place and it’s taken four months and nearly $15,000 to fix!!  I don’t think it will ever be the same.  Some people are telling me that I should get a lawyer and make Honda of Hollywood and “Bill Robertson & Sons” give me a new car.  This whole situation was a clusterf**k from the very beginning.  All I know is that the accident was not my fault, and this has been a nightmare.  I just hope the car is OK now and I get reimbursed.

    Amos and I had dinner tonight at Century City, and saw Batman – The Dark Knight.  The movie was every bit as good as you’ve heard.  A word of advice, go to the bathroom before it starts, as it’s long, and you won’t want to leave to pee!  Another word of caution, this movie is DARK!  Heath Ledger gives an Oscar worthy performance.  Chilling really.  


    The line to get in went around the whole theater.


    This is a new restaurant at Century City.  It was packed!


  • Paperless Society, Slight Improvements & Popsicle Fears

    My quest to rid the world of all paper continued today when I got this email from my Homeowner’s Association.  They apparently got the stack of unopened mail that I marked “Return to Sender – EMAIL ONLY” last week, and this is how it played out:

    Carey Anthony

    Re: Your Homeowner’s Association Dues
    2 messages


    On Wed, Jul 16, 2008 at 6:00 PM, Olive Manor HOA wrote:

    Please review the attached report.  Feel free to contact us if you have any questions.
    There has been an increase and special assessment. Your dues are due whether you get a statement or not.

    We cannot email each homeowner their statement and correspondence as it is special treatment that is not affordable to all and the association does not pay extra for this service.

    You can email me every month to request the invoice but it will not automatically get emailed to you.
    Thank you for your understanding.

    Thank you.


    On Wed, Jul 16, 2008 at 6:05 PM, Carey Anthony wrote:

    LOL, it costs you money to mail the statements.  It costs 0 to email them!  It’s the 21st Century.  Figure it out!!!  I’m not asking for special treatment, I’m asking for normal treatment.  Thank you!

    Carey


    On Thu, Jul 17, 2008 at 8:10 AM, Olive Manor HOA wrote:

    Thank you for the response . We will work out something special for you. Your current statement was emailed to you yesterday. However’ if you do not receive one in the future your dues are still payable before the 15th of each month as billing is a courtesy because your CC&R’s require you to pay your monthly assessment no matter what.


    On Thu, Jul 17, 2008 at 8:12 AM, Carey Anthony wrote:

    Thanks Tony.
    I’m on auto pay, so payment is never an issue.  Again, I don’t need special treatment.  I look at mail once every six months and have no reason to change.  You’re not the only one who got a stack returned!!  Thanks!

    Carey


    Then tonight I was at Trader Joe’s with my cousin.  The woman in front of us in line was writing a check.  I asked out loud, “What’s that she’s writing?  It vaguely reminds me of those pieces of paper you used to pay for things with…”  The woman had a great sense of humor and even the check out guy was laughing.  Then, to my cousin’s massive embarrassment, we acted out the whole seen again…much to the delight of the people in line behind us.  Darlene was mortified but the check out boy didn’t seem to mind.  Check it out:

    The whole situation kind of reminded me of this:


    “What’s so poignant about this time, is the uncertainty…”


    I also got a new tire today on the rental, and things improved ever so slightly in that department.  LOL.  Honda of Hollywood called today to say I should have my car back on Friday when I get home (almost four months after my March 21st accident!).  We’ll see.


    Tonight’s my last night here, and Dar & I had a quiet, pleasant evening.  For dessert, she offered me a Fudgsical which I reluctantly accepted, all the while being careful to keep it in the wrapper!  You see, ever since I was a kid, I’ve been bothered by the texture of popsicle sticks!  I know it’s crazy, but they give me goose bumps even thinking about them.  I told my cousin that popsicle sticks were like nails on a chalkboard to me.  She didn’t believe me and thought I was making it up even though she could see the hair on my arms standing on end.  I wondered if I was the only person in the world with this odd condition.  Enter Google:

    Of course, I know I’m still crazy, but at least I’m not alone: 

    Popsicle Stick Phobia?
    I think I have this weird texture phobia. Like, if I’m having a popsicle, and I bite into the wooden stick, it’s like nails on a chalkboard. Seriously. I’ll have to stop eating it. It’s not like I’m SCARED of the stick, it’s just really…grating. Am I the only one?

    Best Answer – Chosen by Voters
    This is actually quite common. I know a lot of people with this phobia. Sticks do have a weird texture, so don’t worry, you’re normal and not the only one.

  • Blog Worthy Flat Tires & Multiple Births

     
    Pehaps my last entry should have been called “One of Those Weeks”.  Continuing my streak of bad luck this week (I didn’t even mention in the previous post that my camera broke again…long sandy story), the rental car had a flat tire when I left work today!  Since Enterprise was closed already, I called AAA.  (No, I don’t change flat tires.  That’s what AAA is for!)  Lisa’s husband graciously offered to come, but AAA got there in less than 15 minutes which was great.  It could have been better though…  As he was changing the tire, I texted Lisa:



    Talk about your flat tires!

    On a brighter note, I went to two birthday parties yesterday!  The first was for my friend Luciana’s 2 year old daughter Amanda.  Luci lives in São Paulo, Brazil and we’ve been friends since 1991.  The last time I saw her, was the night of my attack in 2002.  It was so wonderful to see her and her husband Mateus under much better circumstances!  I had not met her children, Amanda and Lucas, and even though they didn’t speak English (and my Portuguese is limited), we became fast friends!

    Lucas and I spoke the language of peek a boo!


    And soon we were melhores amigos!


    The birthday girl with mamã…


    and paizinho.


    Eu te amo você ama-me


    If you’re interested in the rest, click the photo above.

    From one pizza party at noon to another at 4:00, LOL.  Cole & Tressa’s party was at the pool, and a good time was had by all.  The shark cake was a big hit!


    Doing the limbo.


    This was a $200 cake that Jennifer got for free when a friend of the baker’s called to say they had an extra cake!!  The “sand” was brown sugar and the shells were white chocolate.


    The rest of the photos can be viewed by clicking the above photo.

    Speaking of multiple birthdays…or births…Diane sent this photo of the boys last night.  Isn’t it the greatest?


    Cole, Trey, Jaden, Tyler & Carter

  • One of Those Days…

    This morning I went to get a haircut before heading to Amanda’s birthday party.  I had a coupon for this place called Sportsclips, so I decided to give it a try.  Big mistake.  This place is clearly geared towards men who love sports and love women.  The “stylists” are dressed in these ridiculously tight outfits and they’re paid to flirt shamelessly.  The gal who cut my hair took an hour to do it, and I could barely even tell a difference.  Her perfume reeked and she kept asking me the most vapid, inane questions while turning my chair toward the football game I had no interest in.  I just wanted it to be over! 

    After the haircut, I drove to Huntington Beach only to discover that I had read the invitation wrong, and the birthday party is actually tomorrow!  So I left, and decided to meet Eric at the Spectrum for a movie.  On the way there I got lost in a crappy part of town, and the traffic was a nightmare.  It took me an hour to get from Huntington Beach to Irvine.  In the meantime, the rental car I’m driving (as I still don’t have my car back) ran out of oil!

    I got to the Spectrum only to find out that the Jonas Brothers were there signing autographs.  The line was around the entire place and there was no parking.  We bagged the movie and just went to lunch.


    The Spectrum is huge and the line went around the whole mall.


    The new Ramones.  LOL

    I was beginning to think I should have never gotten out of bed this morning, but the day ended well with a showing of the Spiderwick Chronicles in Lisa’s neighborhood.  It was a great movie and a beautiful night.


    Better than a drive-in!


    Andy fell asleep in the first 10 minutes of the movie!


    How often do you see a car coming out of the top of a garage?

    I thought I would look butch sitting on Joel’s new motorcycle, but the Disney Grumpy dwarf sweatshirt kind of ruined that.  LOL:


    Believe it or not, I actually owned one in college!


    Don’t worry, we were just posing!


    Joel and his new toy


    Vroom vroom!

  • California Kids

    We had the first part of Cole’s (Andy & Tommy’s favorite cousin  ) two part birthday extravaganza tonight with all his little friends.  Part two will be Sunday.  Tomorrow, my college friend Luci is coming from Brazil for her 2 year old’s birthday party!   Lots of kids and parties…my kinds of weekend!  I have to wake up early and drive to Newport Beach, so I’ll just post these pictures (more here) now and wish everyone a nice weekend!

  • Civil Twilight – “I Want the Sun Back”


    Carey Anthony


    Re: Dinner Tonight

    4 messages


    On Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 8:16 AM, Carey wrote:

    This is just an idea, but what if we got something to
    eat tonight and took it to Laguna Beach and watched the sun set?  Would
    the kids be into that or no?

    Carey


    On Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 8:25 AM, Lisa wrote:

    I think that’s a wonderful idea!  I could get
    subway for the boys (and for us too if that’s what you want) &
    I’ll pack a cooler of drinks.  We could put a blanket down on the grass at
    Main beach in Laguna & have a great picnic.  Gosh, every once in a
    while, you come up with some good ones!  See, that’s why you get to make
    all of the decisions!  We could pick up the sandwiches right after
    gymnastics & pick you up at your office…it’s on the way.  What time
    are you off?


    On Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 8:28 AM, Carey wrote:

    Sounds great!
    You don’t have to rush though.  Pick me up whenever.  The sun doesn’t even set until 8:03, and civil twilight ends at 8:32!
    http://aa.usno.navy.mil/cgi-bin/aa_pap.pl
    See you later! xoxo

    Carey


    On Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 8:30 AM, Lisa wrote:

    Civil twilight?  Did you make that shit
    up??? 



    Who’s your favorite cousin???


    If the video below doesn’t work, click here.


    Laguna Beach Sunset – As the sun disappeared, Andy said, “I want the sun back!” 


    Best of the rest!

  • Save Woody!!


    I got an email Monday from my cousin in Wisconsin.  If you want to know the difference between red states and blue states, here it is:


    Carey Anthony


    Re: Look who wanted to get in? Mr. Woodchuck

    3 messages


    On Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 6:16 PM, Chris wrote:

    Well, today I was passing our front door and I happen
    to look out the side view of the door and this is what I saw….funny,
    that a few seconds before I took this picture, Sauke, our dog, was
    laying right there on her pillow with her face right next to the glass
    and didn’t even see Mr. Woody….Too funny!


    On Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 8:18 PM, Carey Anthony wrote:

    Awww!  How much wood would he chuck if he could chuck wood?
    Carey


    On Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 6:24 PM, Chris wrote:

    Isn’t that too funny?…..And he just stood there while I took his
    picture and even knocked on the window….WOW….look at him now
    because he will be dead this weekend…LOL.


    On Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 8:28 PM, Carey Anthony wrote:

    Why will he be dead? Is he sick?  Maybe you can catch him and take him to a vet?

    Carey


    On Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 6:36 PM, Chris wrote:

    Oh you have me laughing so hard right now…..
    Because Mike is going to shoot him!!!! 
    LOL  You are too funny….
    I can’t wait to
    show Mike this…


    On Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 8:48 PM, Carey Anthony wrote:

    Please spare him!
    Don’t force me to blog about your husband being a killer!!


    SAVE WOODY!!!!!!! 


    If you want Woody saved, leave a comment “Save Woody” with your first name, and location.  If you think Woody should become rifle fodder, leave a comment “Whack Woody” with your first name and location!


    Finally, Jennifer had a party tonight, and since I was the only guy there, I played with the kids and the dog.  Not really….I did some mingling with the Desperate Housewives of Orange County!

  • Taco Tuesday, Photoshopping Drool & Returning to Sender

     


    Buster (the one eyed horn dog) & Roxy

    I’m house-sitting and dog-sitting for Buster & Roxy this week and next, down in Mission Viejo.  Tonight I met my cousins and friends for Taco Tuesday at Tortilla Flats.  It was a beautiful summer night on the lake.

     

    After being impressed by Amos’ car and reading my post about The Golden Compass last year, Pang was nice enough to work some Photoshop magic (a skill I don’t have) on the picture of me sleeping through that boring movie!

    It joins the pantheon of other great Photoshopping excursions with my big head, like my most recent and topical profile photo from Tony:

     

    And the not so great ones that I did (without Photoshop), like this one for my Steroid/Rehab post:

    Or this, pre-blogging classic, when the abominable Catwoman movie came out:

    Sometimes, Photoshop isn’t even needed, like in this snapshot Rebecca took on our drive to Michigan last month,  Thank goodness the drool was covered.  And yes, I was cold.  LOL

    Regular readers of this space know that I despise snail mail.  This year, I have decided to only open mail twice a year, in July and December.  Period!  (Christmas cards are a whole other conundrum:  http://weblog.xanga.com/CareyGLY/632811811/the-christmas-conundrum.html).  All of my monthly bills are on autopay, and anyone else who I might owe money better email me!  This is the stack of mail from the past six months that I didn’t even open.  I simply wrote “RETURN TO SENDER” and “REMOVE FROM MAILING LIST”, and stuffed it all in a mailbox on my street corner today.  On some of these envelopes I wrote my email address.  We’ll see how effective my new strategy is.  At least I’m making all these companies pay for postage twice.  If everyone did this, it might start making a difference!!  (Did you know there’s one number you can call to stop all pre-screened offers of credit and insurance?  Also, there’s a # to call to opt out of all of those coupons and circulars that come in the mail.  Simply check the fine print on each item and call the number listed for the publisher.)