christmas

  • Christmas with Spike, Lucky & Bad Shrimp

    The two big hits with the kids on Christmas morning, were Spike the Dinosaur and Lucky the Puppy who responds to a multitude of spoken commands, as this video will attest:

    Our Christmas was better than little Bobby’s:  (See warning below.)

                                                                                            

    Warning: Adult Language.  Don’t watch this with kids around!

    After the presents and a yummy Christmas lunch, I headed home to meet Claudio & Chazz for a movie.  We saw Valkyrie and both really enjoyed it.  Here are a few Christmas pictures.  I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday.  Peace!

       


    Lisa found the perfect stocking stuffer for me!!  Among my other notable gifts were, an Earthquake Preparedness Kit, Tempur Pedic slippers, Mamma Mia, a Pendleton shirt, “Be the Pack Leader” by Cesar Milan and a Facial Spa!!  (These looks aren’t all natural!)


    Best of the the rest…

    As a followup to Bachelor Blues & Puppy Love, Claudio found some year old shrimp in the freezer today while making breakfast.  It reminded me of an old Christmas classic by George Michael & Wham:

    Last Christmas

    Last Christmas, I gave you some shrimp,
    The very next year,
    I threw it away.
    This year,
    To save me from salmonella,
    I’m cleaning out your freezer.

  • 25 Years of Christmas Cards & The Year in Pictures

    If you’re reading this because you just got my Christmas Card in the mail, then welcome!  If you didn’t get a Christmas card from me in the mail this year, there are several possible reasons why:

    • I see you, email you, IM you, talk on the phone with you, write on your Facebook Wall, Skype you, or you check my Twitter, my Yelp, my Swurl, my Picasa(s), my YouTube, my Flickr, my Vimeo, my imeem, or you read my blog…regularly.  (You see where I’m going with this?)
    • You weren’t on my first Christmas Card list 25 years ago, and therefore not “grandfathered in”.
    • You’re well entrenched in the 21st Century and won’t mind an email or, if you’re lucky, a gift!
    • I don’t like you any more.  LOL.


    If you read my blog last year at this time, you read about my Christmas Card conundrum.  As someone who despises paper, and despises paper mail, even more, I have to reconcile with the fact that I need to check my mailbox in December and deal with all of the paper.  Don’t get me wrong, I love getting Christmas cards.  I especially like getting pictures of my friend’s kids who I rarely, if ever see.  I love seeing kids I used to babysit for in college sending me pictures of their kids now.  Increasingly though, even those people are at least on Facebook (or in some cases, their kids are.  Hi Chris, Nicole & Collin!).  Let’s face it, it’s the 21st Century, and I document my entire life in pictures and words every other day.  My life is an open book for all to see; and as such, I have begun to whittle down my Christmas Card list from a pre-Internet high of 275 to a far more manageable number.  I don’t have kids.  I don’t even have Oreo anymore.  Most people who want to know what’s going on in my life come here or go to Facebook.  So, my Christmas card list is really shrinking.  It used to be quite a production:

    I know it’s hard for you “young’ins” to imagine a time before email, but believe it or not it’s only been in general use about 14 years.  Even before computers and the Internet, I was always very organized regarding my Christmas cards.  In the height of my traveling in the early 90′s my Christmas card list topped 250.  I kept meticulous records (and still do) about who I sent cards to and who I received cards from.  There are some people I’ve been sending cards to since 1983 (Happy 25 year anniversary!).  Some of my friends and family may even be able to recognize themselves in these photos!  The hand written lists go back to 1983 the year I started college.  Back then, I kept the list in a yearly planner.  Starting in 1991 the more countries I visited, the more people I sent cards to.  There are 5 people on this year’s list that I’ve only met once in my life.

      

    Another tradition I’ve had since 1988, is that my best friend Daniel has always drawn a picture of Oreo to put in my cards. For example, the year Oreo was shot, Dan drew a picture of Santa going up the chimney and leaving Oreo a bullet-proof vest. 

    After Oreo died (many years after the shooting), the drawings became the template for my annual Christmas message. 

     

    So last weekend I hunkered down and sent out cards to “the list”.  After that, I tackled a pile of mail, some of which had been sitting, unopened since March of this year.  Here’s the good news, I found 7 checks in the mail, totaling $5056.21.  The bad news is that a couple of them may have expired, LOL.  Two of the checks were from Farmer’s Insurance for the robbery they finally made good on.  Two were expense checks from work.  One was from the Honda of Hollywood nightmare that I had actually opened but forgot to cash.  The last two were from American Express and Pacificare and I have no idea why they sent them.  (They’re the ones that are more than six months old and may not be able to be cashed!)  Have I learned my lesson?  Will I open my mail more often?  I doubt it.  I’ll try to scan it better for checks though!  (Update: I just came back from the bank and they cashed all the checks!  Time for some last minute Christmas shopping!)


    The checks I found are on the top right.  The middle stack is all going back in the mailbox marked “Return to Sender, email only! (I’m buying a rubber stamp!!)  The left pile is unopened statements and more crap.  The pile on the right I’ll get to next week….maybe. 

    For those of you who are new to this blog or haven’t kept up with it regularly this year, here are my archives, and here are some links to my most popular posts this year:

    All is Quiet on New Year’s Day
    Kanye Fried Chicken
    Heath Ledger is now in Hell! Praise Be To God!
    ‘Twas the Night Before Oscar
    And the Academy Award for Best Over Acting Goes To…
    Making History (Herstory?)
    Superbad Needles & Pins
    Cubing With “The Luckiest Kid in the World…”
    Daylights, Sunsets, Midnights & Cups of Coffee
    American Idol – The After Party…And So It Ends…
    Iraqi Waterparks – A Discourse on This American Life
    The Prettiest City in America
    Culture Shock, Idols & Puppies
    Got Crabs?
    California Kids
    A Kaleidoscope Of Mathematics
    Texting Greatness & Meryl, Eat Your Heart Out!
    President Obama & The Beauty Queen
    The (Hollywood) Hills Are Alive…
    The Spruce Moose & Other Political Observations
    Scary Times & Simpler Times
    The Gandhi of Dogs
    I Was Shot 12 Times Tonight!!
    Happy Days Are Here Again
    Can You See It If You Open Your Heart?
    A Fresh Coat of Hate – “Faggots”, “Niggers” & the Paradox of the Christian Right
    The Acrid Smell of Smoke and Stench of Greed
    Customer Service Xangaversary
    An African Christmas in a Similarly Different Time

    Darlene and I just got home from Christmas Eve at my aunt & uncles.  I’ll stay here tonight and the kids will come in the morning to open presents and we’ll have brunch.  Then I’ll head home to meet Claudio (as Ryan is in Missouri) and well go see Benjamin Button (and maybe Doubt).  Chazz gets neutered Friday morning and next week I’ll head up to San Francisco for our New Year’s extravaganza.  Oh, and one more thing…the brakes went out on the Honda today, and guess where I spent the afternoon?  I don’t want to talk about that now though!  Here are a few photos from tonight.  I’ll post more after Friday.  Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

     

    I’ll end with a slideshow of my favorite images from the past year or so.  (377 of the 13,632 photos I’ve taken this year, to date!)  Be sure to check back next week as our New Year’s Eve “GLY” group will be celebrating New Year’s on the coast in Pacifica.  It always proves to be a beautiful setting to end the year.  Happy Holidays!  Peace, Carey


    Finally, sorry to end on a sad note, but there’s tragic news from the North Pole.  Sorry to say, I told you so!!


    ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

    “The holiday spirit is infectious. That guy who threw the shoes at President Bush? Today, he was throwing fruitcakes.” — David Letterman

  • And the Oscar for Best Over Acting Goes To…


    Every year at my company we do a Christmas video for our customers, and every year I ham it up pretty bad!  This year’s theme was a financial bailout for Santa, who was going to have to cancel Christmas because of all of the debt he had racked up from financing his toy factories with subprime loans, (even using his reindeer as collateral!). 

    My character, Neb Neezer a modern financial expert, pioneered the concept of Toy Factory Obligations (similar to the Collateralized Debt Obligations which caused the real financial meltdown).  In this short scene from the video, I’m interviewed by a Larry King-like, Chris Moss. 

    Watch for my wink and nod to Sarah “the AntiChrist” Palin, and my artful shoe dodging at the end!  (By the way, did you hear Levi’s mother is dealing meth!?  I still think they should name that boor bastard “Tweaker”!  Do you still want Bristol married in to that white trash family Sarah, you moron?)  Anyway, this is just a small portion of the video, but in the end our company saves Christmas!

  • Christmastime at the Careyfornia

    As promised, there will be lots of photos of my new nephew, Chazz this week! Claudio & Ryan arrived Friday and Chazz quickly acclimated to the West Hollywood lifestyle.  By today, he was getting good at dodging the paparazzi and hobnobbing with all the celebrity dogs at the dog park.    Eva came Saturday for her annual tree trimming sojourn, and the decorating of the official Careyfornia Christmas Tree was underway.  Ryan and I picked out an nice 7 foot tree for $25 at Home Depot and we strung 2200 lights, before hanging over 350 ornaments,  (Rockefeller Center, eat your heart out!)  Claudio, aka, “The Grinch” didn’t help much, but he did manage to put the top on the tree without knocking it over, as this video will attest.  I had to redo it though.

    The day in pictures… (I’ll post more of Chazz on Wednesday.  We’re going to see Frost/Nixon now.)

     
    I tried to dress Christmas-sy, but the shorts gave it away!


    Notice the Hollywood sign above Ryan’s head!

     


    Joy to the f*&*%*g world!

     


    Deck the halls with Chazz


    He looks like the Grinch’s dog here….wait, he is!

     

     

     

     

  • Plunging Into Christmas With Boys & Their Toys

    The other night we decided to take the boys to the Irvine Spectrum to go ice skating.  It’s weird to go Christmas shopping when it’s 80° and the palm trees are decorated, so ice skating seemed like just the thing to make it feel like Christmas.  Unfortunately though, the ice skating rink was closed for a private party.  So we just had dinner and took some photos of the lights.  Andy however, wanted more.  If he wasn’t going to get to ice skate, he was going to do the next best thing:


    Andy, enjoying the fountain…


    Looks innocent enough, right?  But notice the twinkle in his eye.  Something is going on inside that head, behind those deceptively cute eyes.  Five seconds after I took this picture….


    he started to lean forward….pondering how good the water looked,  And suddenly….


    He jumped full force into the fountain.  I think he thought is was the 4th of July again….not Christmas!  He landed on his feet, so I quickly set my camera down and reached in to grab him.  At that point he fell backwards, completely under water.  For a second I thought I’d have to go in, but I grabbed on to him, and a stranger also came to help grab him.  His mother, father and brother who were on the other side of the fountain watching, ran over too.  Lisa said she knew he was going to jump right before it happened.  Looking at the photos now, you can almost see him thinking about it.  He’s 4 years old, and I have a feeling he will remember this for the rest of his life!


    After the dip…walking back to the car….soaked, but happy!


    Tommy took it all in stride with a little yoga!


    Before the dip, we met a Great Dane


    What a look!


    Nice and dry


    Thinking of things to come…


    No ice skating tonight


    Christmas in California


    Best of the rest…

     
    The Tale of Colin’s Christmas present…

    A few weeks ago I met up with stevew918 because I knew he was going to Hong Kong this week, and I wanted him to deliver some Christmas presents to my little buddy Colin.  You see, Colin is a very special little boy who loves motorcycles and Spiderman.  So that’s what I got him!  Thanks for the special delivery Steve, and for sending the pictures and video!  And thank you Colin for never failing to make me smile.  You are a light in my life, and though you’re halfway around the world, your joy and love knows no borders.  Merry Christmas!

    Gmail Carey Anthony

    Colin


    From: Steve Sat, Dec 13, 2008 at 8:13 PM
    To: Carey Anthony


    Carey,  I met the wonder boy Colin and his beautiful family yesterday afternoon.  Colin, his mom, his dad and mommy mom, and I had tea lunch.   Colin really enjoyed the Spiderman toys.  You surely know kids,  hehe.  He said thanks to Uncle Carey several times, he is so very cute.  I was melting, lol.  Attached is a picture and video for your enjoyment.  Btw, Colin’s Mom got us each a nice box of chocolate, we need to meet up so I can give it to you.  Carey, Colin knows many English words already, you need to start learning some Cantonese chinese, hehe.
    Thanks, and hope we will meet again,
    Steve


    Xanga cut off the end of this video, but he says “Thank you Uncle Carey”.  Steve also posted another video here.


    Here’s Colin last Christmas singing Jingle Bells!


    Merry Christmas Colin!! xoxo

  • An African Christmas in a Similarly Different Time

    Ten years ago today, I wrote the following email from Cape Town, South Africa.  It was the year after Oreo died.  I had just moved from Chicago after selling everything I owned, and was just traveling.  A lot has changed in the past ten years.  I did not even own a digital camera in 1998.  There was one Internet cafe in Cape Town that I used to send this email.  I had just set up my first crude website as a tribute to Oreo, and had recently purchased my first cell phone ever!  I could never in my wildest dreams, have imagined that in 2008 I would be living in Los Angeles and have a website that allowed my photos to be viewed by thousands of people all over the world every week.  Not to mention, that America would have a new black president.


    I scanned my African photos 10 years ago on a crude little scanner, thus the size.

    From: Carey
    Sent: Friday, December 11, 1998 10:48:15 AM -0800 GMT
    To: Undisclosed Recipients
    Subject: Merry Christmas From Africa
     

    Hello everyone, and Happy Holidays from Cape Town, South Africa. I arrived in Africa over two weeks ago, not knowing what to expect, and as my time remaining here is now less than a week, I find myself not wanting to leave.

    Cape Town alone is one of the most beautiful cities on the planet. It rivals Rio de Janeiro in natural beauty, and Sydney, Paris and even Chicago(!) in urban splendor. Though it is a small city (the second largest in South Africa at about 4 million) it has all of the amenities of the great western cities of the world.
     
    I have traveled extensively during my time here, from the very southern tip of the continent at Cape Agulhas, to the fabled Cape of Good Hope, where the Indian Ocean meets the Atlantic, to the lush wine country of Stellenbosch, home to some of the finest wines on the planet. I have toured Robben Island, where Nelson Mandela spent 18 years of his nearly 30 year prison sentence. I have photographed stunning sunsets from the slopes of the most famous landmark in the country, Table Mountain, whose flat “table top peak” is often covered with a thin layer of clouds the locals refer to as the “tablecloth”. I have encountered penguin, baboon, springbok, ewald, zebra, dassy (related to the elephant), tortoise, and many strange birds and insects. I even went whale watching in Hermanus, the best place in the world for land based whale watching, but alas it was too windy the day I was there to see any Southern Right whales.
     
    A friend of mine from Switzerland was staying with me here for a week, and then some friends from Johannesburg came down to revel in the glorious beaches of the Western Cape for five days. I have made many wonderful new friends, as all of the people here are extremely friendly and love to hear what it’s like to live in America. This country is startlingly “new” to democracy. Their constitution and bill of rights is not even two years old. They have been struggling with the demons of years of apartheid since 1990, and will unfortunately never be able to undo much of its damage.

    This is a country wrought with paradox. People who live in the cities shop in huge Western style malls, with all of the latest fashions and designer names. Everyone, young and old (as in Brazil, Australia, Japan, and Europe) has a cell phone. They watch the latest Hollywood movies in large 14 screen cineplexes, yet they only have four television stations, and there’s no such thing as cable. They watch Seinfeld, Friends and of course Oprah everyone knows about Chicago!! Thanks Oprah!)

    Travel just outside the cities however, and it’s a completely different story. When apartheid was first introduced, blacks in the cities were sent to “townships” to live. These shantytowns, with no electricity or plumbing, are still homes to millions of “Africaans”, and they are indeed appalling.
     
    On a drive home from the southern coast, I stopped for gas at a Shell station. The gentleman who pumped my gas, asked me in very broken English if I could give him a ride home, as his shift was over. I agreed, as he had already won me over with his friendly (though toothless) smile when I pulled up. As I was unsure about what type of gas my rental car took, he was very helpful, and extremely polite. As he directed me towards his home, I soon found myself entering a foreign world like no other, only a few hundred yards off the main highway. Fires burning in barrels, chickens, goats and dogs running wild, naked children playing with tin foil balls, and thousands of make shift “homes” made with whatever material was available. I have seen slums before. The favelas of Brazil, the projects of American cities, but nothing I have ever seen was like this. As impoverished as it was, it was a vibrant community. A community of people, all of whom have a distinct role. A community full of pride, from the elaborate colored headdresses worn by the women, to the impromptu artwork painted with whatever colored material was available. As I dropped my new friend off, he simply said, “God Bless you, Merry Christmas.”
     
    There is a huge movement underway to register people to vote in next year’s presidential election. Unfortunately the drive is so unorganized that even President Mandela went to the wrong place to register. The result is record low registration, and it is feared that the election will be fixed by the African National Congress, and that an unpopular and bitter candidate will win the majority. Though there is much respect for President Mandela, there is great rift between the the black, “coloured” (a term describing those Africaans who are mixed with the large number of Malay and Eastern/Indian people who populated this land when it was originally a colony of the Dutch East India Company in the 1600′s) and white population. I have spoken with many people, black, white and
    coloured, and there is a huge fear among the white minority (the country is 75% black) that a huge “reverse discrimination” movement is underway.
     
    What happens in next year’s election will be integral to the future of this country. There is so much potential here, it is mind boggling. A wise investor, could do quite well in almost any city in South Africa. I look forward to returning in the future to see the growth and change of this infant democracy.
     
    Next week, I depart for Madrid Spain, to meet my friends who are converging from all over the world. I will be spending New Years in Seville, with many of the people I spent Christmas with last year in Brazil. I am really looking forward to seeing everyone. It won’t be easy however, to leave “Mama Africa”. Table Mountain has cast its spell on me. The crystal blue (though cold!) Atlantic beaches will surely be missed. The climate here is incredible. No humidity, and about 83 degrees every day. There has only been one stormy day since I arrived. (But what a storm it was. There were devastating tornados in the Western Cape that nearly killed the President!) I watch CNN every morning at 5:00 (when I get in!) and am following the latest news from Iraq, as is everyone here. Despite the modest Muslim population here in South Africa, (75% of the population is Christian) everyone I have met, is very much in favor of the United States action against Iraq.  They do however, laugh at the fact that we are impeaching our president over something so silly.
     
    I was thrilled to see how many people have logged on to the “Oreo” website after receiving my Christmas card before I left the States. It is indeed amazing how our ability to communicate has changed so vastly in just a few short years. I trust this message finds you all happy and healthy. I wish you all a blessed holiday season, and am sending warm thoughts to all of you from this magnificent continent.

    Peace,
    Carey


    The Victoria & Albert Waterfront, bombed a year after I was there


    Glorious Table Mountain & the “tablecloth”


    Sunset at Ratunga Junction, Cape Town’s Disneyland


    A wild springbok


    Yes, there are penguins in Africa!


    I almost died getting this shot!  Long story.


    Local children playing cricket


    The city, from atop Table Mountain


    Me, at the Cape of Good Hope


    The cable car up to Table Mountain


    From the V&A waterfront


    On the way to the Cape


    Crazy wild baboons, who pissed on my car


    A baby in one of the townships


    Though much as changed in the past ten years, there are a few things that remain the same:

    1998

    10 years ago, we were bombing Iraq, Clinton was trying to stay in the White House and Britney Spears was the talk of the town

    2008

    Today, Iraq is still being bombed, Another Clinton is now Secretary of State and Britney Spears is once again the talk of the town.  So yes, the more things change the more they stay the same.

  • Down With Shrimp!! & An Early Christmas Gift

    Neil Patrick Harris, Margaret Cho, Jack Black, John C. Reilly, Allison Janney, and many more.  What’s not to like?

    You’ve got to love Funny or Die, though this was conceived about six weeks too late.  Would a movie like Milk or a viral video like this have changed the outcome?  We’ll never know.  I doubt however, anything will ever change the minds of haters like these, who can’t even spell Bin Laden:

    Gmail Carey Anthony

    Comments posted on “No on Prop 8 Rally”


    From: YouTube Service Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 6:42 PM
    To: careygly

    YouTube - Broadcast Yourself help center | e-mail options | report spam

    ConUnderground has made a comment on No on Prop 8 Rally:

    I hope Bib Laden attacks San Francisco next. a few hundred thousand gays will not be missed.

    You can reply to this comment by visiting the comments page.

    Check out his YouTube profile:

    Name: TYPICAL WHITE PERSON
    I am a conservative, white, heterosexual, bitter American male who clings to his guns, and his religion; having antipathy toward others who aren’t like me. I am a typical white person. Basically, I am a Patriot. I believe that the United States of America was founded upon conservative principles, and that the moral decay of our society has been a direct result of allowing liberalism, homosexuality, and feminism to thrive. Bring back the HUAC! MAY GOD SAVE AND MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA!
    …_…|..__________ __________, , )
    ……/ `—___________—- _____|] ……
    …../_==o;;;;;;;;__ _____.:/
    …..), —.(_(__) /
    ….// (..) ), —-”
    …//___// Take The Gun And Kill A Terrorist
    ..//___// Put This On Your Page If You
    .//___// Support Our Troops And The War


    All that hate, generated from a simple video I took of the protest while walking down Santa Monica Blvd.  How do you argue with such ignorance?  Maybe reading this will help, but I doubt it:

    Speaking of Prop. 8, check out this trailer for the gay alternative to High School Musical and a new take on Cupid.  It’s opening next week at the Sunset 5 if anyone wants to go!


    For those of you wondering what happened with the cocaine dealer a couple of weeks ago, I took everyone’s advice and held out for a better renter.  This came yesterday, along with the checks from the insurance company, just in time for Christmas:

    Gmail Carey Anthony

    Approved Applicants


    From: Karyn S Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 2:59 PM
    To: Carey Anthony

    Hi Carey,

    We have 2 very nice girls who will be room mates that are approved for the house.  They will move in towards the end of December. 

    FYI.

    K

  • The First Annual CAACCA Awards (Part I) & Un-Orphanizing


    What are the CAACCAS you ask?  No, they’re not some long overdue tribute to master blogger Cakalusa, nor are “The Caacs” (as they’re affectionately known in the industry…get your minds out of the gutter, it rhymes with yaks, not box), some Harvard bestowed scatological honor.  CAACCA stands for Carey Anthony’s Annual Christmas Card Awards.

    So, without further ado, this year’s first batch of Caacs go to:  **


    Best Merged Family Card


    Best Illegal Domestic Bliss Card


    Best non cyber card


    Best Homemade Card


    Best Fabulous Non-Christmas Card Received at Christmas


    Best use of origami in Christmas Card


    This one is my favorite, because….

    The card above is from my friend John.  He was my next door neighbor in my college dorm in 1983-84.  I probably haven’t seen him since 1986, so over 20 years.  He married his college sweetheart, moved to Chicago, and raised two beautiful kids.  The only time we ever correspond is at Christmas.  This year, when the above card arrived, I thought to myself, “How’d the Spanish looking kid get in there!?”  LOL.  When I went to the website on the card, this is what I found:

    It has been on our heart for several years to adopt internationally, and this was the year for our dreams to come true. We decided on Colombia and started the paper work in January. Thank you to all of you who helped us by writing letters/gathering paperwork. The first week in November we got word it was time to travel to Bogota, Colombia to meet our new son/brother, Edison. The five of us spent two weeks in and around Bogota. What a beautiful city and country. At no time did we not feel safe. The people were very kind and helpful. The weather was always perfect, between 60 and 80 during the day. We spent a lot of time playing at a park and touring the city.  We enjoyed trying various exotic fruits and native food. The taxi rides are something none of us will ever forget. We all made several new friends who will always be in our hearts and lives…

    The best part though, was the part written by their oldest son, about traveling to Colombia and adopting a new brother:

    The day we met Edison was really weird, we were in this little play room, with the two gifts that we brought him, and some social workers came in and were translated for us and stuff, and then he walked in, and you’re supposed to hug him, to make him feel really close to you right off the bat. It was really awkward at first, because he spoke Spanish and we didn’t and even though the racial and language differences, we could still easily communicate. That’s probably been our best moment with him yet, worth the sleeping on the rock-solid floor of Miami, or the total of 10 hour plane flight down here, or even the entire culture switch, that we get to take home this giggly, fun and brotherly little orphan boy and un-orphanize him.

    Isn’t that just the best thing you’ve ever read?!

    More awards later when I have time to photograph some more cards.  Night Night.

    **All voting for CAACCA Awards is conducted by secret ballot and tabulated by the international auditing firm of PricewaterhouseCoopers. Secrecy is maintained by the auditors – the results of balloting are not revealed until the now-famous envelopes are opened on stage during the live television program. Because the Academy numbers among its members the ablest artists and craftsmen in the Christmas Card world, the CAACCA represents the best achievements of the year in the opinion of those who themselves reside at the top of their craft.
     
     



  • When Santa Met Darwin – Christmas 2007

    Happy New Year from Rain

    Ho Ho Ho!  I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas.  Fred & Susie had Christmas Eve this year for the first time in their new house.  There was SO much more space than we usually have and the kids had plenty of room to run around and play.  The only problem for me, was the 3 cats but I survived.  We did a grab bag this year, which was really nice.  I got a great leather camera bag and an extra camera battery from Sam. 

    These are some of the little photo Christmas tree ornaments I made this year.  I thought they came out pretty well.  I still need to work on finding the right photo dimensions though.


    Fred & Sue’s backyard is right out of Gilligan’s Island

     
    There are even banana trees


    And persimmons


    And a tennis and basketball court (OK, maybe not like Gilligan’s Island!)  Damn, I should have been a sports photographer (not)!


    Curtis, Kevin, Susie, Fred, Cody, Kyle & Kenny


    Rob, Cole, Tressa & Jenn


    Lisa, Andy, Tommy & Joel


    Tressa, Tommy, Andy, Carey, Cole & Cody


    Pre Santa


    One eyed Buster and Roxy in their Christmas finest


    We had the webcams going with our family back home in Chicago.  My brother was showing me the snow there, so I took my laptop outside and…


    pointed the webcam at the thermometer

    Which kind of reminded me of this photo of my Dad which was taken 30 years ago on  Christmas Day 1977.  We called out to my aunt and uncle in California and (the same ones I’m here with now) and they said it was 80° and they were barbecuing.  My Dad told them he was cooking out too…and this picture was born. 


    Nice legs Dad!

    Everyone seemed to really like their presents.  The girls got brand new Nikon SLR’s.  I got the new Stephen Colbert book, and a new Gorilla Tripod, a bluetooth mouse, the Hairspray “shake & shimmy” DVD, the Camp DVD, some toiletries, sweatshirts, hats, a crystal globe from Italy and a heated towel rack.  The kids all got new DS games, and were actually quiet most of the afternoon.  We took them to see Alvin & the Chipmunks tonight (save your money), and then I drove home to prepare for Bassam’s arrival.

    As I watched my niece (via webcam in Chicago) open her presents this morning, I was reminded that this year she announced that she no longer believed in Santa Claus  (She’s 19.  j/k).    This is interesting to me, as I’ve had the Santa discussion a few times in the past month with friends.  We discussed it in Portland over Thanksgiving (is it OK to lie to your kids?).  Tyson and I discussed it after the God debate.  I personally feel the power of myth can be a good thing, and that the Santa myth is pretty darn time tested and solid.  I also found it interesting to note that my niece wanted to spend Christmas morning watching her little sister (who still believes in Santa) open presents, before going over to her Dad’s house (her parents are divorced).  So Santa or no Santa, God or no God, most of us can’t resist watching kids open presents on Christmas morning.

    Children believe in Santa Claus. Creationists believe in creationism. But children eventually discard their belief in the Man in Red on the basis of evidence. So why don’t creationists? The issue here is not so much that creationism is bad science – though it clearly is and that is a serious issue. The issue here is that it is bad Christianity: blinkered, arrogant, literalistic, paranoid, pusillanimous, delusional, anti-truth, world-denying, and cringingly embarrassing Dawkins bait. (This is hardly the place to dredge through the overwhelming scientific case against creationism. It can be done perfectly well in one word anyway: fossils.)  But the parallels between these two beliefs, creationism and Santaism, are more extensive than you might have noticed.

    Both start out as reasonable assumptions. Children are not fools, but believe in Santa on the authority of their parents, who have proved a reliable source of information. Just as Christians have found the Bible an invaluable source of information about the ways of God.

    But new information makes children rethink their understanding of authority: not every story their parents have told them is literally true, but that does not make them untrustworthy in more important things. Likewise the mature Christian response grasps that God might have good reasons for letting myths be told with his seal of approval on them.  Read more…

    And not to beat a dead horse, but Daniel finally responded to the fracas over the D’Souza debate, and seeing as he is one of my most learned friends, I thought I’d post his response here:

    On the subject of atheism vs. Christianity there is much to be said. The subject will naturally submerge us into polemics of the most invidious variety. What it ultimately comes down to is this: there are those whose belief systems are culturally and emotionally grounded, and those that choose not to subscribe to what could be construed as anthropomorphic delusion.

    Although I would not purport to be a Christian per se, (despite my interest in Jewish literature and Church history) to declare myself an atheist would be both limited in scope and suggest I am seemingly indigent of imagination. An atheist believes there is no God. The problem with an absolute declaration like this is that it begs the question: what exactly do we mean by God? If by God we mean the God of the ancient Hebrews (and subsequently what some would consider the figure of Christ himself) then yes, I am an atheist on the basis that I reject the notion of a personal God. This is partially because I believe that neither the Hebrew nor the Christian weltanschauung has any right to sanctimoniously declare their self-proclaimed, respective apexes of the theological realm to be the center piece of world religions. Their rituals, which are by and large a hypocritical pre-occupation and overindulgence in sin and self-righteousness, limit the average parishioner’s ability to enter the realm of authentic spiritual ecstasy (unless you count those freaky quacks having fake orgasms on the Christian music commercials). Contrast their practices with those of the Hindus or Buddhists, and you will find that by comparison, many Christians don’t really enter into the true realm of spirit (not to level that those seeking nirvana or Krishna-consciousness would be). Buddhism and Hinduism spiritually engage their followers and encourage their quest while in the midst of life (I have witnessed this first hand). Granted, like the Christians and Jews, those religions likely mold, limit, and shape the views of their followers, but at least they are getting more spiritually advanced in the process. There is no waiting for the afterlife (which is why Marx called it the opiate of the masses) as the central focus of its tenets.

    On the other hand, to deny any possibility that there is any mystery to the magic of the living realm and how it originated (as the atheist might purport) would be just as narrow-minded as the belief that missionary work is necessary because the whole world should be subservient to just one arrogant admonition (or the ethnocentric Ann Coulter imposistionist view). Empirical science should inspire awe and wonder in humans; not the close minded, fixed views that characterize the repugnant nature of many organized religions.
     

    Speaking of “fossils” and creation, get a load of this:

    It’s an exhibit at the “Creation Museum” in Kentucky (I couldn’t make this shit up!), that depicts a “penis free” Adam naming a sabre tooth tiger in the Garden of Eden.  Nice kitty.  But wait a Kentucky minute!  “Genesis 2:25 clearly says that at this point in Adam & Eve’s life, “And the man and his wife were both naked, and they were not ashamed.” If Adam courageously sat there unencumbered while he was naming saber-toothed tigers, then why, six thousand years later, should he be depicted as a eunuch in some family-values Eden? And if these people can take away what Scripture says was rightfully his, then why can’t Charles Darwin and the accumulated science of the past 150-odd years take away all the rest of it?” 

    The first thing one notices when walking into this den of deceit is the dinosaurs.  Interestingly, they have saddles and are being RIDDEN BY PEOPLE!  I’m sorry, but I found this concept ridiculous at the age of 8 when I saw it on the Flinstones!!!  (This is like shooting fish in a barrel!)


    Welcome to white trash (the woman in this picture is likely holding a Bic Mac and a cigarette in her other hand.)

    As this excellent Esquire article points out:

    The dinosaurs are the first things you see when you enter the Creation Museum, which is very much a work in progress and the dream child of an Australian named Ken Ham. Ham is the founder of Answers in Genesis, an organization of which the museum one day will be the headquarters. The people here today are on a special tour. They have paid $149 to become”charter members” of the museum.

    “Dinosaurs,” Ham laughs as he poses for pictures with his visitors, “always get the kids interested.”

    AIG is dedicated to the proposition that the biblical story of the creation of the world is inerrant in every word. Which means, in this interpretation and among other things, that dinosaurs coexisted withman (hence the saddles), that there were dinosaurs in Eden, and that Noah, who certainly had enough on his hands, had to load two brachiosaurs onto the Ark along with his wife, his sons, and their wives, to say nothing of green ally-gators and long-necked geese and humpty-backed camels and all the rest.

    (Faced with the obvious question of how to keep a three-hundred-by-thirty-by-fifty-cubit ark from sinking under the weight of dinosaur couples, Ham’s literature argues that the dinosaurs on the Ark were young ones, and thus did not weigh as much as they might have.)

    “We,” Ham exclaims to the assembled, “are taking the dinosaurs back from the evolutionists!” And everybody cheers.  Read more about the broader dumbing down of America…


    The Times of London, said this, when this creationist crap pot opened last May:  “The $27 million (£14 million) exhibition is funded by evangelical Christians, who apparently believe that by reclaiming dinosaurs and fossils for their literal biblical interpretation of natural history, teenagers are less likely to look at internet pornography or get pregnant out of wedlock.”

    It’s 3 AM and I’m going to bed.  In the meantime, here are the rest of the photos and a couple of videos I shot.  The first one is of the kids opening their presents.  The second one is of me singing Darcy the Dragon to Andy & Tressa on Christmas Eve and for some reason it’s all jacked up.  I think it’s a codec issue, but I’ve already spent way too much time trying to figure it out and it’s still messed up.  You’ll get the idea though.  I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!  –Carey

  • LA @ Christmastime, Juno & Happy Christmas You Ass, I Pray God it’s Our Last!

     

    Sometimes it’s hard to get in the Christmas spirit when it’s so warm and sunny outside.  But today really felt like Christmas, because everyone was so friendly and cheery.  It was such a beautiful day.  So clear in fact that I could actually see the snow on the mountains surrounding my house (and I rarely even see the mountains surrounding my house, let alone the snow). I took advantage of the 76° (25° C) weather and walked all around town to get my errands run and deliver some Christmas presents.  Later, Tyson and I went to see Juno.  We both really liked the movie, but neither one of us could articulate why.  What starts out as a sharp, albeit superficial comedy, becomes a poignant coming of age film with Oscar caliber performances.  And the soundtrack is just delicious!  (Listen here.)  I need to think about why it was such a feel good movie, as the the subject matter wasn’t exactly tidy.  Somehow it worked though.

    After the movie, we went for sushi at this great local spot in Santa Monica.  Tyson knew the chef and he took good care of us.  We ate $50 worth of food for $20.  On the way home I stopped to take some photos of the Christmas lights at the Mormon temple.  I still didn’t get all my Christmas shopping done.  Oh well…there’s still 2 days!    Here are my pics from today:


    Roscoe is growing into such a handsome dog!


    Arielle enjoying Emo Elmo on my iTouch


    This is from the top of my street, across from the House of Blues and the Mondrian


    Homeless Santa in Beverly Hills. I gave him a couple of bucks and asked if I could take his photo


    If you’re a fan of British music, you’re probably familiar with an Irish band called The Pogues.   Perhaps their biggest hit is a “Christmas” song called “Fairytale of New York“  The song is consistently voted the #1 Christmas song in England.  This year however, there was a problem.

    It’s two days from the 50th birthday he thought he’d never see and Shane MacGowan is even more bemused and befuddled than ever. How, after a life of such famously bacchanalian excess that he was told 25 years ago that he had six weeks to live, has it come to this? It’s one thing to be best known for a sentimental Christmas ballad, no matter how esoteric, but it’s quite another to have Middle Britain rise as one to prevent Radio 1 censoring ‘Fairytale Of New York’.

    If the Pogues’ larger-than-life frontman and chief songwriter has become something of an unlikely national treasure, it is mainly thanks to his bittersweet duet with the late Kirsty MacColl, which returns with Slade-like inevitability each Yuletide. But it’s easy to forget that it wasn’t always thus. Nineteen years ago, the BBC banned another of his songs, ‘Birmingham Six’. “They’re still doing time/ for being Irish in the wrong place/ And at the wrong time” sang MacGowan as Patrick Hill and five innocent men served time at Her Majesty’s displeasure. They’re out now but the song is still off the playlist.

    The same is not true of MacGowan: he’s back in vogue in a way he hasn’t been since the critical acclaim that greeted the revolutionary, high-octane albums Rum, Sodomy And The Lash and If I Should Fall From Grace With God made the Pogues one of the hottest bands in the world. Just yesterday, his toothless coupon leered from the pages of the tabloids as he stumbled out of actress Davinia Taylor’s Christmas party with fellow good timers Kate Moss, Sienna Miller and Sadie Frost.

    Make no mistake, his consumption of alcohol and narcotics has been dizzying. MacGowan says he was fed Guinness from the age of four by the collection of aunts and uncles who raised him in Tipperary in an attempt to put him off alcohol in later life. It didn’t work: at eight he drank his first bottle of Powers whiskey, and he soon added drugs, smoking joints at 13 and taking acid at 14. By 17, he was hanging out with rent boys and junkies (he says he was once the former, although that seems unlikely given his trademark jug-eared plug-ugliness), and so strung out that his doctor threatened to have him sectioned unless he submitted to six months in the notorious Bethlem detox clinic, the first of four stints trying to dry out.

    At one stage he claimed he was polishing off 50 LSD tablets and three bottles of whiskey a day and, as he came apart at the seams, his antics became increasingly bizarre. In New Zealand he painted himself blue, claiming he’d been ordered to do it by Maori spirits; back in London, the night before the Pogues were due to fly out to tour with Bob Dylan, he took so much LSD that his girlfriend came home to find him covered in blood after eating a Beach Boys album. He told her he was about to host a summit of world leaders to avert the Third World War. He missed the plane and never toured with Dylan.

    At one stage in 1999, his friend Sinead O’Connor found him snorting heroin and called the police, leading to another spell in rehab which ended abruptly when he was thrown out for bad behaviour. But not all of MacGowan’s celebrity friends – they include Bono, Nick Cave and Pete Doherty – believe that he is totally out of control. Bono argued that his self-destructive behaviour is “a mask, his way of ignoring people he doesn’t want to deal with. Shane is more together than people imagine”.

    Not that those people will necessarily include the other members of the Pogues, who fired their garrulous talisman after he disintegrated on tour in Japan in 1991. After falling out of a train door at a station and knocking out the few blackened teeth which hadn’t been removed in drunken fights, he then performed an unscheduled exit from a van at 50mph on the way back to the hotel. When they got there, the other members of the band sacked him, replacing him with Joe Strummer. All he had to say was “Thank you, you’ve been very patient with me”.

    Bombastic yet with a deeply sensitive streak, MacGowan perceives himself as a latter day Brendan Behan; as a romantic Irish iconoclast with a ready wit, a free-thinking republican writer who suffered for his art, his convictions, his unwillingness to be shackled. Perhaps that is why he allowed himself to be typecast as a drunken minstrel in the Johnny Depp film The Libertine, or why he called his caustic memoirs A Drink With Shane MacGowan.

    He has a razor sharp mind, even when addled with drink, and is incredibly well-read. MacGowan says he was reading Marx and Trotsky as an 11-year-old, and he references William Burroughs and James Clarence Mangan regularly, even if he doesn’t have a lot of time for Samuel Beckett (“a miserable fat old bastard”), WB Yeats (“an old fairy”) or even Plato (“basically just some Greek c***”).

    An avid reader as a child, the moment MacGowan decided to channel his vast energies into music came when he left detox aged 17. “It was like fate,” he says. “The first thing I saw when I came out of the madhouse was the Sex Pistols, a bunch of people who looked like they ought to be in a loony bin.” He became Shane O’Hooligan, living the punk dream and fronting first The Nipple Erectors and then the Millwall Chainsaw.  Read more…

    And so I present to you, a true Christmas classic

    It was Christmas Eve babe
    In the drunk tank
    An old man said to me, won’t see another one
    And then he sang a song
    The Rare Old Mountain Dew
    I turned my face away
    And dreamed about you

    Got on a lucky one
    Came in eighteen to one
    I’ve got a feeling
    This year’s for me and you
    So happy Christmas
    I love you baby
    I can see a better time
    When all our dreams come true

    They’ve got cars big as bars
    They’ve got rivers of gold
    But the wind goes right through you
    It’s no place for the old
    When you first took my hand
    On a cold Christmas Eve
    You promised me
    Broadway was waiting for me

    You were handsome
    You were pretty
    Queen of New York City
    When the band finished playing
    They howled out for more
    Sinatra was swinging,
    All the drunks they were singing
    We kissed on a corner
    Then danced through the night

    The boys of the NYPD choir
    Were singing “Galway Bay”
    And the bells were ringing out
    For Christmas day

    You’re a bum
    You’re a punk
    You’re an old slut on junk
    Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
    You scumbag, you maggot
    You cheap lousy faggot
    Happy Christmas your arse
    I pray God it’s our last

    I could have been someone
    Well so could anyone
    You took my dreams from me
    When I first found you
    I kept them with me babe
    I put them with my own
    Can’t make it all alone
    I’ve built my dreams around you.