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  • Happy 40th Lorenzo…

    What’s your secret to looking so young at 40 Lorenzo??  Oh wait, I remember:


    It takes a village

    I’m sure the butt massages help keep things firm too:


    Or do they??

    Before Claudio & Ryan jet off to DC to celebrate with you (while I’m stuck here babysitting!), we thought we’d have a little celebration here in L.A. in your honor tonight.  When Claudio & Chazz found out how old you were, they were shocked!


    “40?? That’s not what Facebook says?  Wait, what’s Facebook?”

    We all had a nice birthday dinner though, in your honor:


    Happy birthday from Alex, Dan, Ryan, Carey, Chazz & Claudio

    Chazz was in full celebration mode, and by the end of the evening, he could’t walk a straight line:

    And soon Ryan followed suit:

    Here’s hoping your 32nd is as memorable as you are!  GLY! xoxo

  • Christmastime at the Careyfornia

    As promised, there will be lots of photos of my new nephew, Chazz this week! Claudio & Ryan arrived Friday and Chazz quickly acclimated to the West Hollywood lifestyle.  By today, he was getting good at dodging the paparazzi and hobnobbing with all the celebrity dogs at the dog park.    Eva came Saturday for her annual tree trimming sojourn, and the decorating of the official Careyfornia Christmas Tree was underway.  Ryan and I picked out an nice 7 foot tree for $25 at Home Depot and we strung 2200 lights, before hanging over 350 ornaments,  (Rockefeller Center, eat your heart out!)  Claudio, aka, “The Grinch” didn’t help much, but he did manage to put the top on the tree without knocking it over, as this video will attest.  I had to redo it though.

    The day in pictures… (I’ll post more of Chazz on Wednesday.  We’re going to see Frost/Nixon now.)

     
    I tried to dress Christmas-sy, but the shorts gave it away!


    Notice the Hollywood sign above Ryan’s head!

     


    Joy to the f*&*%*g world!

     


    Deck the halls with Chazz


    He looks like the Grinch’s dog here….wait, he is!

     

     

     

     

  • I’m An Uncle

    When Claudio & Ryan moved here last summer and bought a big house with a big yard, I encouraged them to get a dog.  They weren’t sure at first, because they wanted to be able to travel unimpeded.  I assured them however, that I would take care of the dog whenever and for however long they needed me to.  I mentioned the idea again a few weeks ago, and one thing led to another.  Since Ryan’s birthday and Christmas were coming up, Claudio and I secretly strategized, and earlier this week, a puppy was sent into the front door of their house (as a surprise) with a big bow around his neck.  Meet my new nephew, Chazz!


    Vicious Disclaimer, I know!  Sorry Ryan! 

    Rest assured you will be seeing many more pictures of this dog on this blog in the years to come.  I sent Claudio & Ryan this email the other day.  (Warning, it’s not for the faint of heart!)

    Gmail Carey Anthony

    Don’t Teach Chazz This
    2 messages

    From: Carey Anthony Sun, Dec 7, 2008 at 10:48 PM
    To: Ryan, Claudio


    The Masturbating Dog

    From: Ryan Mon, Dec 8, 2008 at 7:46 AM
    To: Carey Anthony

    oh i am speechless.

    Lil Chazz was in my lab watching as well, I had to cover his gorgeous eyes and earmuff that clip.
    I’m now going to have to put a parental lock on youtube so I can filter what the new love of my life is being exposed to.

    P.S. Cougars (i.e. Claudio) and puppies don’t mix – I’m AFRAID to let little Chazz out of my site.  What if he tries to steal a lick or two from ‘ol coug’s saucer of milk?? He could be lunch! Oh the worries and woes of parenting!!!


    Finally, you may have seen this heartbreaking storty of the “hero” dog from Santiago, Chile all over the news today.  Oreo, would have been proud!!

  • Best in Show & Best Shows

    Yesterday I took Roscoe to Runyon Canyon and he had a blast.  It was a picture perfect sunset.  Doesn’t he look handsome?

    Later that evening, Claudio & Ryan drove down and we went to see “Milk” and then had dinner.  The reviews are right, it was really well done and we all enjoyed it.  This review from slate.com, particularly resonated:

    Few reviewers will miss the opportunity to point out—the parallels are hard to ignore—that Harvey Milk was the Barack Obama of his day, a minority candidate who represented change, opposed the party machine, and preached a gospel of hope. Milk’s stump speech was dubbed the Hope Speech, and the last line of his recorded will, which also closes the film, was: “You gotta give them hope.” Milk was also, in essence, a community organizer, a grassroots populist with a gift for reaching out across San Francisco’s patchwork of minorities. After Prop 8 passed, some gay activists were all too eager to blame blacks and Latinos (two groups in which majorities voted “yes”) and to define the problem along racial lines. Milk’s impassioned rhetoric of inclusivity—he called his hodgepodge coalition, which ran from Asians to seniors to blacks to labor unions, “the us-es”—is helpful to keep in mind in light of the recent finger-pointing.
    Viewed in a post-Prop 8 environment, Milk might well suggest strategies for the culture wars to come. But had it appeared earlier, could this particular battle have been won? While it’s naive to presume that movies can swing electorates—just ask Michael Moore—those what-if questions are hard to dismiss, not least for the filmmakers. Interviewed by the San Francisco Bay Guardian recently, Van Sant conceded, “Harvey would have opened it in October.”
    That the question of timing and impact is being raised says something about where Milk falls on the spectrum of gay cinema. In one sense, it belongs with the AIDS melodrama Philadelphia and the closet weepie Brokeback Mountain in the relatively small group of serious gay-themed Hollywood movies that, partly because of their scarcity, still exist as consciousness-raising vehicles or as markers of social progress. (Milk is all but guaranteed a good night at the Oscars, given that many members of the Academy are likely to see a vote for Milk as a vote against Prop 8, not to mention a way to make up for giving the Oscar that was thought a lock for Brokeback Mountain, also a Focus release, to the odious Crash.)  Read more…

    So Milk and Slumdog Millionaire are clearly my two early Oscar favorites.  Apparently, I’m not the only one who thinks so.  This chart from the LA Times compiles several critics early pics.  Slumdog is the one consistent Best Picture pick across the board.  

    “Slumdog Millionaire” is truly the top dog in our latest round of Oscar pundits’ predix. It’s the only contender in the best picture race that gets a vote from all six of us pundits, who include Anthony Breznican (USA Today), Edward Douglas (ComingSoon.net), Peter Howell (Toronto Star), Steve Pond, author, “The Big Show“) and Kris Tapley (InContention.com).

    BEST PICTURE Breznican Douglas Howell O’Neil Pond Tapley
    ‘Benjamin Button’

    X

      

    X

    X

    X

    X

    ‘Dark Knight’

    X

    X

    X

     

    X

     
    ‘Frost/Nixon’

    X

    X

     

    X

     

    X

    ‘Gran Torino’

     X

      

     

     

     

     

    ‘Milk’

     

    X

    X

    X

    X

    X

    ‘The Reader’    

     

         
    ‘Revolutionary Road’

     

    X

    X

    X

    X

    ‘Slumdog Millionaire’

    X

    X

    X

    X

    X

    X

    BEST ACTOR Breznican Douglas Howell O’Neil Pond Tapley
    Leo DiCaprio, ‘Revolutionary Road    

     

    X

    X

    X

    Clint Eastwood, ‘Gran Torino’

    X

     

    X

    X

     

    X

    Richard Jenkins, ‘The Visitor’

    X

    X

     

     

     

     

    Frank Langella, ‘Frost/Nixon’

    X

    X

    X

    X

    X

    X

    Sean Penn, ‘Milk’

     

    X

    X

    X

    X

    X

    Brad Pitt, ‘Benjamin Button’

    X

    X

    X

     

    X

     

    Mickey Rourke, ‘The Wrestler’

    X

    X

    X

    X

    X

    X

    BEST ACTRESS Breznican Douglas Howell O’Neil Pond Tapley
    Kate Beckinsale, ‘Nothing But the Truth’  

    X

           
    Anne Hathaway, ‘Rachel Getting Married’

    X

    X

    X

    X

    X

    Sally Hawkins, ‘Happy-Go-Lucky’

     

     

     

    X

     

     
    Angelina Jolie, ‘Changeling’

    X

     

    X

    X

    X

    Nicole Kidman, ‘Australia’  

    X

     

           
    Meryl Streep, ‘Doubt’

    X

    X

    X

    X

    X

    X

    Kristin Scott Thomas, ‘I’ve Loved You So Long’

     

    X

    X

     

    X

    X

    Kate Winslet, ‘Revolutionary Road’

    X

    X

    X

     

    X

    X

    Kate Winslet, ‘The Reader’      

    X

       

    After the movie, we came back to the Careyfornia for some leftover cherry pie.  Life is good.

  • The Abba Reunion Tour

    When Halloween is on a Friday, it makes for a very long weekend.  After surviving several assassination attempts on Friday night, I headed up to Oxnard to photograph Claudio, Ryan, Julia and Susan’s transformation into Abba!  Ryan made the boy’s outfits, and he really outdid himself.

     

     


    The GRAND entrance….Take a chance on them…They even did better than me!!

    Luckily, the Sarah Palin at the party on Saturday night came with her own moose, so she didn’t have to shoot me!

     


    More dancing, featuring The Spice Girls, Abba, Sarah Palin & friends, performing
    such classics as Xanadu, Dancing Queen, It’s Raining Men and more.


    Best of the rest…

    After returning to LA, we went to a No on 8 rally at the bottom of my street.  Then, Luis and David drove from Las Vegas to pay a visit to the world famous Hotel Careyfornia.  We just had time for a quick dinner before they had to jet off to D.C.  All in all it was a great weekend, but I’m tired!  Tomorrow night I’m going to see Tyson at The Magic Castle.  Should be fun!


    Here’s some video I shot walking down Santa Monica Blvd.  I was encouraged by all the supporters honking their horns, but then again, this is West Hollywood.

  • The C&R Churrascarria, Spa & Knock Knock Parlour

     
    Claudio & Ryan’s new home is a few steps closer to earning the coveted “Fornia” moniker.  Thanks to Bassam getting the wireless network working, blogging can now be done from there! (An important step towards Fornia accreditation…I refuse to be tethered.)  And Sunday night, it was transformed into a Brazilian steakhouse (churrascaria).  Ryan worked all day to get the spa in working order and the kids had a blast.  The evening was capped with the all the children telling Uncle Carey jokes by the fire pit.  As the video attests, hilarity ensued!


    Mateo & Victor…move over Nadal & Federer


    Wrapped in the Brazilian flag


    Isabella, Victor, Mateo & Daniella watching videos on my laptop


    The ficus in the background was lit up by the flames


    Best of the rest…

  • Weekend PhotoVlog

    Best of the rest…

    Claudio’s brother Cris and his wife Valesca are visiting with their two kids Victor & Isabella, so we drove up to Santa Barbara to meet up with Eva (who just returned from Bine’s wedding) and Bassam.  It was a rare rainy day in Southern California, and at first the kids were a little hesitant on the beach.  But soon, the clouds dissipated and it ended up being a gorgeous day!

    Soundtrack courtesy of Vienna Teng.
    Song:  Lullaby for a Stormy Night from the album Waking Hour.  Check it out on iTunes!

    Little child, be not afraid
    The rain pounds harsh against the glass
    Like an unwanted stranger
    There is no danger
    I am here tonight

    Little child
    Be not afraid
    Though thunder explodes
    And lightning flash
    Illuminates your tearstained face
    I am here tonight

    And someday you’ll know
    That nature is so
    This same rain that draws you near me
    Falls on rivers and land
    And forests and sand
    Makes the beautiful world that you see
    In the morning

    Little child
    Be not afraid
    The storm clouds mask your beloved moon
    And its candlelight beams
    Still keep pleasant dreams
    I am here tonight

    Little child
    Be not afraid
    The wind makes creatures of our trees
    And the branches to hands
    They’re not real, understand
    And I am here tonight

    And someday you’ll know
    That nature is so
    This same rain that draws you near me
    Falls on rivers and land
    And forest and sand
    Makes the beautiful world that you see
    In the morning

    For you know, once even I
    Was a little child
    And I was afraid
    But a gentle someone always came
    To dry all my tears
    Trade sweet sleep for fears
    And to give a kiss goodnight

    Well, now I am grown
    And these days have shown
    Rain’s a part of how life goes
    But it’s dark and it’s late
    So I’ll hold you and wait
    ’til your frightened eyes do close

    And I hope that you’ll know
    That nature is so
    This same rain that draws you near me
    Falls on rivers and land
    And forests and sand
    Makes the beautiful world that you see
    In the morning

    Everything’s fine in the morning
    The rain will be gone in the morning
    But I’ll still be here in the morning



    Couldn’t resist this

  • The Boys are Back in Town

    After Friday’s Sound of Music extravaganza, the Hotel Careyfornia prepared for its next wave of visitors.  Emmy weekend is always a busy one at the H.C. and this weekend was no exception.  Adam & Lorenzo flew in from Washington DC.  Sadly their luggage didn’t arrive until 3 AM this morning, but that didn’t stop them from painting the town pink. 

    Before heading out for the evening, Claudio cooked up his famous Angel Hair Brasil, named appropriately enough after his own wispy, thin, angel like hair. 

    After dinner it was time to try out the Hotel Careyfornia’s newest amenity, luxurious custom towels!!


    Body not included.

    And lest you think these boys come by their looks naturally, you should know it takes a LOT of preparation!!

    No, it’s not Halloween!

    Not to mention costume changes:


    Ryan looks good in my $400 shirt.  Don’t you think?  LOL


    The H.C. even offers complimentary butt massages, if you’re under the weight limit!

    This morning we had breakfast, and then Claudio and Ryan headed to a pool party, while Adam and I explored the sites of West Hollywood:


    We ran into these guys walking down Santa Monica Blvd.  If you need a haircut, call Alexander Stabler at 310-652-0830.  He’s on the right.  LOL

    Since the Emmy’s were downtown tonight, we decided to stay in and not deal with the traffic.  I thought there would be an after party at the Mondrian next door, but it was over at Morton’s and they keep the paparazzi across the street, so it’s hard to get any decent photos.  I’m heading out again tomorrow for the week.  Have a good week everyone!


    2008 Emmy Awards – West Hollywood, California


    Best of the rest…

  • Happy Birthday Claudio – Enjoy the Nursing Home

    The long holiday weekend began with Claudio and Ryan arriving Friday evening, and us heading to Hollywood & Highland for the Jimmy Kimmel Live show to celebrate Claudio’s big 4-0.  I somehow managed to smuggle my camera into the studio despite the metal detectors and three security guards.  When they caught me taking photos however, they confiscated my camera until the end of the show.  At least I got one decent shot of Jimmy.

    The guests that night were pretty lame.  Lauren Conrad (sorry Christine, she was SO dumb), Tyrese Gibson, (who invited the entire audience to his movie Death Race, that was playing across the street at Grauman’s Chinese Theater.  The movie looked really bad.  Even the clip he brought for the show, sucked.  We opted out!) and former Beach Boy and “Rhinestone Cowboy“, Glenn Campbell, who appeared drunk and flubbed his words.  Still, we had a good time, and celebrated Claudio’s birthday afterwards with a great dinner before we had to get him back to his nursing home!

    Saturday we headed to Disneyland but I’ll blog about that later in the week, as this entry is going to already be too bandwidth intensive.  On Sunday we drove up to Santa Barbara to enjoy the beautiful coastline and visit Bassam, who’s been in Amman, Jordan for the past two months.  It was great to catch up with Bassam and last night’s sunset was picture perfect, as was all of the local scenery in the American Riviera.

  • Texting Greatness & Meryl, Eat Your Heart Out!

    Tonight we ordered pizza and hunkered down for the Closing Ceremony in Beijing, just as we did 17 nights ago for the Opening Ceremony.  When American gold medal decathlete (and by tradition world’s greatest athlete), Bryan Clay, won the other night, I sent him a message on Facebook, as I’m one of his “friends”.  Imagine my surprise at this text I received tonight from Bryan.  Ain’t technology wonderful?  For him to take the time to send this message shows he’s a real class act.  He sent this as he was preparing to leave Beijing and return to his quiet life here in Los Angeles.  I have a feeling his life won’t be quite so quiet anymore. 

    We went to Claudio & Ryan’s for dinner last night and then went to see a charming little movie called Bottle Shock, which was based on the true story of how California beat the French in a blind wine tasting contest in 1976.  Claudio sneaked wine into the movie, and about halfway through, I smelled it and thought the movie was in Smell-O-Vision


    With the famous Claudio sneer and without!

    I had Vivek take these pictures out the window on the way up to Oxnard.  It was a pretty sunset, but as we got further north it got quite cloudy and cool.  On the way home at 1 AM we went through fog as thick as pea soup.

    On our way there we made an embarrassing video “rocking out” to Abba and Mamma Mia.  Suffice it to say, the Oscar or Grammy people won’t be calling.  LOL