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  • Paul & Matt Escape from the Hotel Careyfornia


    Tonight was Paul & Matt’s last night in L.A., so after work we headed downtown for appetizers at The Standard.  We ended up not going to Jimmy Kimmel because we would have had to be there at 5:30 and the show doesn’t start until 9:05 (It’s too bad though, as Neil Patrick Harris was the guest).  So we drove around downtown and I showed them the Disney Concert Hall.  After that, we went to Grauman’s Chinese Theater to watch Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.  I haven’t laughed so hard in a long long time.  It was a really fun movie.  I can’t say much more without spoiling a lot of the gags, but suffice it to say, Neil Patrick Harris rules.  When the movie was over, Matt & Paul were pretty tired, as it was in the upper 90′s today and they were out and about all day.  So we made the requisite Pinkberry run, and they came home and crashed; leaving the blogging to me.  Sheesh, kids these days.  Tomorrow, we’ll have breakfast before they head to Weho and the Hotel Careyfornia prepares for our next guest! 


    Sorry, I don’t have PhotoShop…just lame old PowerPoint.  LOL.  Anyone know of an easy, free photo lasso tool?

  • How Did the Helicopter Cross the Road??

    I was out running some errands this morning when Ann & Jorge called the Bloggers Tipline at 800-CAR-EYGLY to tell me that a helicopter was making an emergency landing on San Vicente Blvd.! 

    I quickly rushed over and took a few shots.  We were all standing around wondering how they were going to get it out of there.  A special tow truck perhaps?


    But no tow truck was needed!  They just took a simple car jack, hoisted each let, and stuck a wheel on it.

    Then all they had to do was push it out of the road!

    Afterwards I met Ann & Jorge in the park and took a few shots of Arielle:

  • Michael Jackson, Marie Osmond, Tom Cruise & Barack Obama

    What do these four people have in common you ask?  I have NO idea.  But this CRAZY woman’s car seems to make a case for them all being connected somehow.  It was parked on Santa Monica Blvd. while I walked the dogs this evening.  Despite her poor spelling and grammar, I’ve been able to gather she’s bitter about losing her child after reporting some family abuse.  It seems she supports Michael Jackson, as well as a host of other celebrities, from the bitches of “The View” (including Rosie “O’Donald”) to Elton John (all gay people as a matter of fact, including Ellen “Degenaras”)!  I guess if my car looked like this, I’d try to wallpaper it too.


    I used the rest of our walk to take advantage of the gorgeous light at dusk.  These dogs are such great posers!

    Leona was on Oprah yesterday.  It’s good for her, but sucks for those of us who loved her before Oprah annointed her.  Oh well.

  • Love Thy Neighbor

    One of the nicest luxuries that all of my years of traveling without having a home (or any bills to pay) afforded me, was the ability to save up enough money to purchase a condominium in a fairly affluent area.  I was lucky enough to buy at the right time, and reap the rewards.  No matter how upscale the place you live however, you can’t pick your neighbors.  I thought about that today when I read this:

    Got Bad Neighbors? Get the Word Out at RottenNeighbor.com

    AUSTIN, TX — (BUSINESS
    WIRE) Americans fed up with terrible neighbors have been actively
    contributing data–including the street, city and a description of the
    bad behavior–to a new real estate search tool that focuses exclusively
    on the “neighbor-space.”

    Posts on awful–and the occasional great–neighbors already number
    in the hundreds of thousands, making a search of the site in virtually
    any city turn up productive information for the potential renter or
    homebuyer. The site, www.RottenNeighbor.com,
    features user-contributed post titles as diverse as “Nosey Neighbors,
    Pine Hills, FL” and “The most unfriendly town EVER, Little Falls, NY.”

    The site has taken on a life of its own, with multiple mentions on
    The Today Show, Good Morning America, The Early Show, CNN.com, The New
    York Post and as one of Google Trends’ hottest searches. What started
    with a few local news briefs quickly became a phenomenon that captured
    the attention of the national press, and has continued to grow virally
    through word-of-mouth and blog coverage.

    Founder Brant Walker, talking about the potential for the site, said
    that “there has never been anything like this before, where people can
    use the Internet to do neighbor research before they move. I just think
    we’re giving people an incredibly valuable service here.”

    Users can search RottenNeighbor by zip code to get access to
    detailed maps of states, counties, cities and neighborhoods. They can
    also upload their own good or rotten neighbors to the database, filling
    in the gaps and ensuring a more complete picture of their respective
    neighborhoods.

    Added Walker: “We believe that when someone goes to make one of the
    biggest decisions in their lives–where to live–that they should have
    the maximum amount of information freely available to them. No one else
    is giving them this information, so we hope people will turn to www.RottenNeighbor.com when they think about moving.”

    I don’t really have rotten neighbors.  I would describe them more as eccentric.  Like the guy on the first floor who STILL HAS HIS CHRISTMAS TREE UP!!!  I just went outside and took this picture now:

    Or the woman who lives next door to me who always leaves her garbage out in the hall and posts notes with duct tape all over the building!

    I guess it could be worse though.  When I typed my zip code into rottenneighbors.com, I found out about these car loving Persians and the Beverly Hills trailer trash just down the street.  I wonder if that’s George Clooney writing about Britney Spears??

    With the subprime crisis not yet in full swing, property values are going to get a lot worse before they get better, so despite Christmas in March and duct tape, I don’t think I’ll be posting anything online that decreases the value of my home.  Anyone ever hear of an Easter Tree??

  • Chase & Taylor in Love?

    The celebrity studded Grammy weekend started with breakfast at Hugo’s where we dined next to Talyor Kitsch, the former Abercrombie model who now stars on Friday Night Lights, and Chase Crawford who’s dating Carrie Underwood and stars on Gossip Girl.  (They both starred in “The Covenent” together).  As Christine and I cooed like school girls, Drew began to realize it was going to be a long weekend.


    Taylor on the left & Chase on the right

    That afternoon, a friend of mine got us reservations at the famous
    Chateau Marmont for lunch.  It was ridiculously overpriced and the food was not that good.  THIS was my $20 Caeser Salad, LOL.  I kid you not:

    After that we headed to Disneyland where
    Darlene got us into both parks for free (with a FastPass!  Thanks
    Dar!). It was a perfect day for Disneyland, great weather, and not too
    crowded.

     
    Gung Hay Fat Choy from Mickey!

                
    Soaring Over California from Carey Anthony on Vimeo.

                
    Buzz Lightyear from Carey Anthony on Vimeo.

    The next morning we had breakfast at Grub, which is the restaurant opened by Betty Fraser from Top Chef.  She came to our table and fell in love with the dogs.  She was so nice, and her cinnamon vanilla French Toast is to die for!

    Next up was Beverly Hills and Sprinkles for dessert and window shopping on Rodeo Drive so Drew could figure out what to get his wife for Valentine’s Day!



    I forgot my keys

    After that we went to Hollywood & Highland and took a look at the preparations for the upcoming Oscars.  Christine took those pictures with her camera, and they should be on her blog shortly.  We decided to skip rooftop drinks at the downtown Standard, opting instead to pick up Claudio (so he could visit the Hotel Careyfornia) and meet the boys for a sunset hike up Runyon Canyon.

    It’s amazing what 20 years can do!


    Garbo was exhausted!

    Claudio & I under the flagship sign

    On the way home Christine spotted Ian Ziering (from Beverly Hills 90210) driving his ’67 Corvette into Bristol Farms, so I pulled in and we took a picture of his car.  LOL

    We ended the day with a spectacular dinner at Koi.  Expensive, but worth every bite. 

     

    This morning we headed to Santa Monica for dim sum and spent the rest of the day at the beach soaking up the 82 degree sunshine.  As I dropped Christine & Drew back at the Burbank Airport for the short trip to snowy Salt Lake City, we reflected on another too short but wonderful weekend at the Hotel Careyfornia. 


    Happy New Year!


    Tried to stop by the Grammy Awards at the Staples Center on the way home to get a few pics, but the traffic was terrible, so I snapped this shot of the Disney Concert Hall out of the car roof and headed back to West Hollywood.

    Here are the best of the rest.  Have a nice week everyone!  –Carey

  • Livin’ it up at the Hotel Careyfornia


    I worked down in Irvine today and met Dar at The Spectrum for dinner.  After that, I drove up to Burbank to meet Drew & Christine who flew in from Salt Lake City for a weekend of R&R at the Hotel Careyfornia.  When we got home we were met by Garbo & Ruby, who were dropped off earlier by their parents for a weekend at the Kennel Careyfornia!  

    Tomorrow, afternoon we’re heading down to Disneyland.  My cousin can get us into both parks for free because she works there, so that’s a nice treat.  Saturday, Claudio is coming from Washington DC and Mike is coming from San Diego.  We’ll do Hollywood and Weho and the rooftop bar at The Standard, and then we have dinner reservations at Koi.  Sunday will be dim sum (can anyone recommend and new, good places?) and the beach.  And of course we’ll hit all of the other hot spots in between.  Should be a busy but fun weekend!  It’s supposed to be in the mid to high 70′sHappy New Year!!



    The dinky Burbank Airport has ridiculous amounts of security.  I got mouthy with these cops when they told be not to take pictures, and they almost arrested me.  Ugh.


    Christine + California = Craziness


    Getting to know Garbo & Ruby


    Poor Drew was so tired.  Since I never sleep, he’s in for a long weekend!



    Kung Hei Fat Choy from Bi

  • Heath Ledger is now in Hell! Praise Be To God!

    You just knew this was bound to happen…

    From our good friends at www.godhatesfags.com comes this:

    You gotta love Fred Phelps!  If I hadn’t heard a comment made by a Christian woman I know today, I’d be more surprised by this.  The comment?  “See, he shouldn’t have made that movie.”  THAT is exactly why there’s no arguing with these people.  God love the crazy Christians!

    If you’re not lucky enough to go to the Brokeback funeral, there are plenty of other picketing opportunities at godhatesfags.com:

    If any of you heathens are interested in the original short story that the movie was based on, you can read it here:

    They were raised on small, poor ranches in opposite corners
    of the state, Jack Twist in Lightning Flat, up on the Montana border, Ennis del
    Mar from around Sage, near the Utah line, both high-school drop-out country boys
    with no prospects, brought up to hard work and privation, both rough-mannered,
    rough-spoken, inured to the stoic life. Ennis, reared by his older brother and
    sister after their parents drove off the only curve on Dead Horse Road, leaving
    them twenty-four dollars in cash and a two-mortgage ranch, applied at age
    fourteen for a hardship license that let him make the hour-long trip from the
    ranch to the high school. The pickup was old, no heater, one windshield wiper,
    and bad tires; when the transmission went, there was no money to fix it. He had
    wanted to be a sophomore, felt the word carried a kind of distinction, but the
    truck broke down short of it, pitching him directly into ranch work.

    In 1963, when he met Jack Twist, Ennis was engaged to Alma Beers. Both Jack
    and Ennis claimed to be saving money for a small spread; in Ennis’s case that
    meant a tobacco can with two five-dollar bills inside. That spring, hungry for
    any job, each had signed up with Farm and Ranch Employment—they came together on
    paper as herder and camp tender for the same sheep operation north of Signal.
    The summer range lay above the tree line on Forest Service land on Brokeback
    Mountain. It would be Jack Twist’s second summer on the mountain, Ennis’s first.
    Neither of them was twenty.  Read more…



    Speaking of Godless sodomites…If anyone is going to the West Hollywood City Council meeting tonight, come say hi!

    Gmail
    Carey Anthony

    hola
    4 messages



    Carolina

    Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 2:49 PM

    To:
    carey

    Hi Careyzinho,

    Well, i obviously missed THE tour of tours Friday night … Alas, studies…
    Loved all your photos on the site …  Weren’t Luis’s photos of the kids just fabulous!??!  
    Studies actually leads to this email:

    Have you ever been to a West Hollywood City Council meeting?   Would
    you ever be interested in going to one?  And how about, for example,
    um, tonight?
    If the answer to either of the last 2 questions is ‘yes’, i’ll explain (if you care) … ))

    beijos,
    carolina

    Alternately, how would it strike you as an idea to “craft” a
    get-together (evening presumably but not necessarily) of “events” that
    would introduce me to lifestyles of the gay and famous … i.e.,
    “spots” in WeHo which you think I might not be familiar (or even
    terribly comfortable) with that you’d go to with me ??  (again, will
    explain if this is of potential interest — and I say this largely cuz I
    don’t think of you as being one to “hang out” in the “scene” in WeHo
    but rather to be more of your own independent agent   — ahem …



    Carey Anthony

    Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 2:53 PM

    To:
    “Carolina

    Oi Carolina,

    I’ve never been to a Weho Council
    meeting, but I could go with you tonight if you want. So do explain! 
    I’d also be happy to show you around the haunts.  What time are you thinking?

    GLY
    Carey




    Carolina

    Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 3:06 PM

    To:
    carey anthony

    The meeting is at 6 pm (and a guy at the City Council said usually lasts about 2 hrs) …. at the West Hollywood Park Auditorium …

    It’s a bit last-minute even for me (and having to come across town at
    THE worst time in rush hour, grrr) but here’s the background:

    One of my courses this term is an online course following up one we had
    last term about “difference” (in every sense imaginable – social
    class, religion, race, gender, sexual orient, physical (e.g. blind),
    sociopolitical (e.g., REPUBLICANS !?!?!?) etc etc — and this term is an
    experiential course where we are to do a total of about 30 hours out in
    the community going to places in at least 3 of those “categories” of
    lifestyles and then writing up our reflections on the experience etc…

    One of listed suggestions on sociopolitical page was to attend Santa
    Monica City Council mtg (which i did once actually about 30 yrs ago)
    … which led me to think “AH! Why not a WeHo one where there would
    also be presumably a “milieu” i don’t usually frequent as well and a
    kind of  – hate this expression — “kill two birds” (not to presume,
     mind you, that a WeHo city council meeting is fabulously gay, or
    whatever)
    so, that’s the deal.

    is that too, mmmm, ‘weird’ (?) a reason for such a trek?  And I
    thought, a) how could I go into your neighborhood, which i almost never
    make it to (anymore anyway), without looking you up, b) I suspected you
    might have never gone to such and would be curious yourself, and c)
    your own pov in the meeting as regards your “neighbors” and community
    politics, etc., would interest me as well, to get your take on whatever
    comes up that i might only be able to see “straight” on … or
    whatever…

    beijos,

    c



    Carey Anthony

    Tue, Jan 22, 2008 at 3:10 PM

    To:
    “Carolina

    I’d love to go.  You want to do an early dinner
    beforehand or a later one after?  You want to park here and walk over
    or have me meet you there?

    GLY

    [Quoted text hidden]


  • Pretty Princesses, Being Robbed & My Christmas List for Black Santa

    Jennifer and Missy brought Tressa and Taylor up to Hollywood today to see “Enchanted” and visit the “Enchanted Experience” behind the El Capitan to meet the Princesses.  The girls loved the movie and loved getting to meet Jasmine, Belle, Cinderella, et al, even more.  It was a picture perfect LA day, warm and bright.  The rain really washed the smog away, and the skies have been crystal clear all weekend.  They’re filming a big concert tonight at the Kodak Theater called “Movies Rock” and the red carpet was being readied for the guests, including, Beyonce, Fergie, Usher, Chris Brown, Mary J Blige, Marc Anthony, Jennifer Hudson, Queen Latifah, John Legend, Tony Bennett and Carrie Underwood.  The show airs in the US next Friday on CBS.

     

     
    I was robbed!!!  No, not by two men (take anything you want), but by the Sunday Mirror of London!!  Yes, those vicious Brits recently published an article about taking “An A-List Trip to Hollywood“.  They mentioned many of the best sites that are within walking distance of the Hotel Careyfornia, but The Hotel itself, was snubbed!!  I am demanding a FULL retraction.  Until then, I’ve taken the liberty of rewriting the article!
     
    TAKE AN A-LIST TRIP TO WEST HOLLYWOOD

    hotelcarey

    With the dollar at an all-time low against the pound, now’s the time to visit glam West Hollywood.  We sent fashionista Lara Kilner & two pals to hunt down the best places to stay, see and be seen…SO here we are busy checking in to the Hotel Careyfornia. It’s a boutique hotel and it’s so hip it hurts.

    Despite its uber-cool credentials though, we could be in any trendy hotel, in any city, in any country. Until we turn around… and spot a lady of indeterminate age (that’ll be thanks to her head being swathed in more bandages than a mummy) being wheeled past me. She’s clearly had some serious “work” done and is off to rest in one of the hotel’s fashionable rooms.

    And now it’s clear – I am in Hollywood. West Hollywood to be precise. The best bit of Los Angeles – the bit where the Sunset Strip is, the bit where all the coolest celebs live, and the bit where the bulk of LA’s best places to be seen are (you don’t go to them to eat and drink, silly – that involves calories and people in LA have an aversion to those).

    Call me shallow, call me vacuous, call me airhead, if you like. But, my God, I love it here. Being in West Hollywood is one big, non-stop buzz. And despite the fact that most Los Angeleans would rather chew off their own feet than walk anywhere, we found it pretty easy to bumble around the streets of WeHo (that’s its name for days when saying two whole long words proves troublesome) without the aid of a convertible Chevrolet. From shopping on Melrose to supping on Sunset, I came back with quite a few new additions to my eating, drinking, shopping and pampering address books. It’s a tough job but someone had to do it…

    WHERE TO BE SEEN

    The Hotel Careyfornia.  Tucked away in a quiet residential street a stone’s throw from Sunset Boulevard, the Careyfornia is intimate, stylish and cool-but-not-snooty with a chilled-out bar and restaurant. A favourite of Brits like singers Corinne Bailey Rae and James Blunt. The manager told us he’d spotted Madonna in the lift the previous week, so they’re not messing when it comes to A-listers at the Montrose. The reason they love it is it’s discreet and tucked away from the Hollywood paparazzi. The rooftop pool and bar has great views of Los Angeles.  Rooms this month from $175 or £87.50 per night.

    The Mondrian (www.mondrianhotel.com).  It’s been cool since day one, is directly next to infamous Hotel Careyfornia; and it’s not showing any signs of ever not being hip. The Sky Bar at this celeb hotel is a hang-by-the-pool sipping cocktails experience. Britney Spears is a regular but don’t let that put you off.

    The Hollywood Standard (www.standardhotel.com) Want to feel like you’re in the thick of it? Dine at the Standard. It’s stupidly cool, slap-bang in the middle of Sunset Strip and pretty much the place to be seen (we spotted Paris Hilton’s ex, plus actress Naomi Watts eating omelettes for breakfast). There’s a lounge bar where the great and the gorgeous hang out before retiring to the diner, which serves everything from black cod to steak and eggs to sushi.

    WHERE TO SHOP

    Beverly Center (8500 Beverly Boulevard, walking distance from the Careyfornia) This huge shopping mall is not actually in West Hollywood, but it’s near enough. There’s the obligatory Macy’s and Bloomingdales, plus Pottery Barn (made famous in Friends) for your homeware, plus the likes of Banana Republic and a new H&M (more reasonable than the UK) for cheap-as-chips clobber.

    Pleasure Chest (7733 Santa Monica Blvd, www.thepleasurechest.com, a hop, skip and a jump from the Careyfornia) Angelina Jolie is a regular in this upmarket sex boutique, and Halle Berry insists you should “embrace your body as a single girl” by shopping here.

    Urban Outfitters (7650 Melrose Avenue, www.urbanoutfitters.com) LA’s flagship branch of the ultra-trendy fashion store. And the best bit? Shopping there is like a half-price sale – dresses that would cost £60 here cost $60 there (which converts to less than £30).

    Fred Segal (8100 Melrose Avenue, free shuttle from the Careyfornia) Essentially a mini-mall of boutiques, Fred Segal is a retail landmark of LA. The distinctive ivy-covered store has been attracting the famous and fabulous since the Seventies. Matt Damon, David Schwimmer and Sandra Bullock were all spotted here on the same day.

    Kitson (116 N Robertson Blvd, www.shopkitson.com a 15 minute walk from the Careyfornia) If you only go to one shop in West Hollywood, make it this. Jessica Simpson loves it, so do Paris and Nicole, and it essentially sells everything, so long as it’s new and trendy. It’s got lots of stuff us average folk can afford (as well as lots we can’t).

    WHERE TO EAT

    Ago (8478 Melrose Ave, www.agorestaurant.com) Co-owned by Robert de Niro, who is known to celebrate his birthday there, and it doesn’t half attract an A-list crowd – Jim Carrey, Jerry Seinfeld and Rob Lowe love the Tuscan-inspired grub. Best news of all… a pizza costs £6!

    The Formosa (7156 Santa Monica Blvd, www.formosacafe.com) It’s all about location, location, location. And The Formosa, right next door to the Warner Hollywood Studio, has served the cream of the Tinseltown crop since the Fifties. James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra, Elvis, Grace Kelly… shall we go on? It was also used as a location for LA Confidential, and Shannon Doherty landed herself in trouble with the LAPD after smashing a bottle in the car park. A barbecued Kobe beef burger costs £7.

    Dan Tana’s (9071 Santa Monica Blvd, www.dantanasrestaurant.com) This Italian eaterie (they like their pasta in West Hollywood) is another Hollywood classic, and where Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton ended their famous feud.

    WHERE TO PARTY

    Roosevelt Hotel (7000 Hollywood Blvd,, www.hollywoodroosevelt.com a $5 cab ride from the Careyfornia) The Roosevelt bar is uber- glam and you can sit around the pool sipping mojitos till 2am. Just don’t fall in. Food though, is very sparse, and very pricey. Get a burger before you go… and don’t rush the cocktails (at £8 a go).

    The Viper Room (www.viperroom.com, 8852 West Sunset Blvd, 5 minutes walking distance from the Careyfornia) Part-owned by Johnny Depp and where River Phoenix died outside in 1993, The Viper Room is still a prime spot for rock bands to showcase their wares. You’re unlikely to spot Mr Depp, but entrance is just a fiver.

    Whisky A-Go-Go (8901 West Sunset Blvd, www.whiskyagogo.com,) Oooh, you can feel the history in the air. Open since 1964, The Doors were the house band, and everyone from Janis Joplin to Led Zeppelin to Motley Crue have played here. And The Whisky still gets biggies – The Police were here a few months ago. Tickets from £7.

    House of Blues (8430 W Sunset Blvd, www.hob.com/la directly next door to the Careyfornia.  Ask for speccials at the front desk.) Owned by Blues Brothers star Dan Aykroyd, and the venue for Britney’s comeback gig, House of Blues is a venue of legend. Great for drinking and band-watching, but don’t miss the Sunday gospel brunch to sort out that hangover with a bowl of classic creole jambalaya. Entrance £10.

    WHERE TO STAR-SPOT (Besides the balcony of your suite at the Careyfornia)

    3rd Street Dance (8558 West 3rd Street www.3rdstreetdance.com) Where Hollywood’s finest go to learn everything from the tango to hip-hop. Dancing with the Stars (the US equivalent of Strictly Come Dancing) contestants practised here – Heather Mills was a regular.

    Elixir (8612 Melrose Avenue,) An obscenely cool tea house, full of cure-all potions for those grim celebrity hangovers (for those who haven’t checked in to rehab anyway). Lindsay Lohan loves spending time there (she needs it, too, with all that partying) and often drops by with her mate Rumer Willis, Demi and Bruce’s eldest daughter.

    VIRGIN Atlantic (www.virgin-atlantic.com) fly to Los Angeles from £380 return.


    I’ve decided I want an iPod for Christmas.  Not just any iPod, the iPod Human…and this model specifically:

    LOL, if you don’t know what you want for Christmas yet, try this:  http://alliwant.imagini.net.

    I gave it a try and it was somewhat accurate.  I think I’ll stick to my amazon.com wishlist though.  Ho Ho Ho. 

     
     

     

  • Weho’s All Hallows’ Eve, Twisted Costumes & Ankles, Leaving Britney Alone & Hungry Monkeys


    On Halloween night every year, West Hollywood stages perhaps the most
    extravagant Halloween party anywhere. The City of West Hollywood calls
    the Costume Carnaval the largest adult outdoor Halloween event in the
    world. Santa Monica Boulevard, one of the busies streets in Los
    Angeles, is converted into a pedestrian only zone between Doheny and La
    Cienega Boulevards. This one mile stretch of road gets packed by over
    three hundred thousand partiers each year. The event is not advertised
    as much in Southern California when compared to many smaller events.
    Regardless of that fact, when 31st of October rolls around and
    nighttime arrives, rivers of people with amazingly creative costumes
    converge here to enjoy this wonderful event.

    This year
    recording artists HANSON
    will perform a mini-concert off their new album “The Walk.” Other
    scheduled performers include legendary R & B singer and Grammy
    Award-winner
    Thelma Houston; the all-female 80’s band Klymaxx, that sang hits such as “Meeting in the Ladies Room”; and Mini KISS, a little people KISS tribute cover band.


    The City of West Hollywood held its annual Halloween Carnaval last night, and it was attended by more than 300,000 revelers.  Since it takes place literally at the bottom of my street, parking was not a problem for me.  I simply walked down the street in my Steve Irwin costume, and entered the mayhem. 

    After less than an hour, I was freezing in my shorts and t-shirt.  I have no idea how half of those guys walked around bare chested (and more/less) all night long.  So I ran back home and got a hooded sweatshirt, and ditched the shorts.

    Later in the evening, the crowd was so dense that you couldn’t even walk by yourself, you were just being pushed like cattle to move forward.  It made me realize how stampedes can kill people; something I never understood before!  At one point I was walking in the street, next to the curb, and I got pushed to the right.  As I moved my foot up to the curb, it only went halfway, and my ankle twisted to what felt like 90°.  I immediately fell over in retching pain.  My friends literally had to almost carry me home.  I iced it when I got home and when I woke up this morning, my ankle was the size of a cantaloupe!  Needless to say, I’m not walking anywhere today! 


    Maybe not a cantaloupe but it hurts!


    Anyway, here are some of the pre-sprain photos.  Enjoy!


    I thought this was the most creative (and scariest) costume of the evening!


    One of my favorites from last night!


    This kid was so wide-eyed and adorable.


    Run for your life, it’s a cute gay Teletubby!


    Holy Chiquita Banana!


    Satanic priest and Indian??


    Mini-Kiss, that’s why you can’t see them.  LOL


    Speaking of botox…Brokeback Botox!

     

     


    And finally, my friend Jennifer sent me this picture of Drew that makes me smile every time I look at it.  In case you’re wondering, Drew is the baby I’m holding in this picture that I sometimes use on my profile, which was taken a year ago.  He’s really growing up!

    And my cousin Jennifer sent me this photo of all the neighborhood kids on their front porch before they went trick or treating.  The shark, and the homeless bum holding “The End is Coming” sign, should really win some type of prize.  Priceless!

  • Burn Micky’s Burn – Disco Inferno

     

    This afternoon at about 4:45 I was sitting at my desk (I work from home) and I smelled smoke.  I went outside and saw helicopters dropping water just west of my house.  So I got the dogs and walked down Santa Monica Blvd.  The building that was on fire was Micky’s, the most popular gay bar in West Hollywood, giving new meaning to the term “flaming queens”.  As you can imagine, cell phones were ringing all over town, with gossipy queens spreading the news of the demise of their favorite watering hole. No word yet on how the fire started, but the news said the building was a total loss, due to water and structural damage.  Buster & Roxy (who I’m dog-sitting for) have never seen so much excitement.  They normally live in a gated retirement community.  Now they’re walking down the middle of Santa Monica Blvd, and mingling with drag queens and Dobermans.  LOL

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    Santa Monica Blvd. was closed to all traffic.

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    Apparently there wasn’t enough smoke in the air for these two Hollywood bitches.

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    The official flags of the city of West Hollywood

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    Buster & Roxy in the middle of Santa Monica Blvd.

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    I was the only photographer who got close enough to take this picture.

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    No, Buster did not lose his eye in the fire.  He had an infection as a pup.

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    Even the firemen were taken pictures.

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    A nice tribute to the firefighters in NYC who lost their lives on 9/11

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    No free drinks today!

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    The dogs were getting bored apparently.

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    This kid was 11, and he said the lens cost $15,000.  Surely he was joking??

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    Oh well, Mickey’s burned down, it’s time to pick a new favorite gay bar!  Aren’t queens resourceful?  I took this picture not even realizing that was my friend Enrique in the middle.  He actually bartends at Mickey’s (or used to).

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    Just another day in West Hollywood.

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    The detritus.

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    That’s foam falling off the back of the building.

    Oh, and this is the crew from Mickey’s in happier (queerer?) days.  Ironic???  You be the judge:

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