If you’re familiar with comedienne Chelsea Handler, you might know of her #1 rated show on the E! Channel. Yesterday, Claudio, Ryan, Guilherme and I went to a taping of her show, Chelsea Lately. We all love the show, but we were a bit disappointed by the whole experience. First of all, the security was a nightmare. I think it’s easier to get into a White House State Dinner! The security guards were rude and power hungry and …basically ridiculous. They manhandled us like we were going to federal prison! Despite the fact that they made me remove my belt (I almost broke into a rendition of “Pants on the Ground“), I was STILL able to sneak my camera inside. What morons. Once we got inside, the guy who was in charge of warming up the audience was a complete tool and very annoying. Throughout the entire show he was waving his arms around like a banshee and really ruining the whole experience. He also made it very difficult for me to take any good photos. LOL. I still managed to sneak a few in though by holding the camera up discreetly. (In my inflated head, that’s what my public wants!) When Chelsea came to our row to sign autographs during a commercial break, I got a little cocky and got caught taking a picture. After the next break they escorted me out of the show (it was over anyway, there was only 1 minute left). When I got to the lobby, dumbfuck security guard #2, asked for my FILM!! I laughingly asked him if he knew what century it was and turned around and walked out the door. He started to follow me, but I pretended to talk on my phone (which I also brought in) and he gave up. Great security Chelsea! What a way to ruin a show! Such drama for a camera. Sheesh!! Every time I watch the show now, I’m going to think of those poor saps in the audience having to endure rude security guards and an annoying warm up act. Oh well, just another day in Lala Land! 
That’s Heather “Long Boobs” McDonald in the monitor and Chuy to the right
Claudio’s big head and Chelsea signing autographs
Guilherme, Claudio & Ryan outside The Hotel Careyfornia
Guilherme & I
At The Grove, site of many a photo
Why can’t strangers ever hold a camera steady???
Happy with his picana and Guarana!
Guess who swatted his tail against wet paint? Add it to the list!
Andy resting on his Pokemon card collection
Gary’s back on dry land for a month!
of brain matter in a minute, but here’s a quick recap of the weekend:
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