Every year at my company we do a Christmas video for our customers, and every year I ham it up pretty bad! This year’s theme was a financial bailout for Santa, who was going to have to cancel Christmas because of all of the debt he had racked up from financing his toy factories with subprime loans, (even using his reindeer as collateral!).
My character, Neb Neezer a modern financial expert, pioneered the concept of Toy Factory Obligations (similar to the Collateralized Debt Obligations which caused the real financial meltdown). In this short scene from the video, I’m interviewed by a Larry King-like, Chris Moss.
Watch for my wink and nod to Sarah “the AntiChrist” Palin, and my artful shoe dodging at the end! (By the way, did you hear Levi’s mother is dealing meth!? I still think they should name that boor bastard “Tweaker”! Do you still want Bristol married in to that white trash family Sarah, you moron?) Anyway, this is just a small portion of the video, but in the end our company saves Christmas!
This week, Americans are preparing to celebrate their 
Here are some “Behind the Scenes” photos that might just show up on 
I had a good time with the dogs as usual. Here are a few photos:
I listened to 
As the sun set 
So I discovered something interesting about Palin. Looking at some of her pictures on the web, it appears that he eyeglasses have pretty much no prescription. I think she just started wearing glasses so that she looks more professional. This is easy to see if you look at the pictures. If you look at a picture in which the edge of the face appears, examine the line of that edge inside the lens are and just outside it, there should be “break” in that line. See for example the picture of Paul McCartney in glasses. Now any amount of prescription, no matter how slight, will cause a little break in the face edge lines. None of the Sarah Palin pics I was able to find on the web have any breaks in the lines. So the lenses on her glasses have no correction power. This is how eyeglasses model’s pictures (the ones you see at the optometrists) are usually taken, because it looks better on the models. They are totally cosmetic and not medical. My guess is that she started wearing glasses at some point her political life so she can look more professional, but the glasses she is wearing are purely cosmetic. Don’t you think this is blog worthy? :)
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