March 8, 2010

  • 'Twas the Day After Oscar

     
    Apologies to Clement C. Moore:
    (For this year's poem, as well as last year and the year before!)

    'Twas the day after Oscar,
    And all through the "'wood".
    Stars were nursing hangovers,
    The best that they could.


    The statues were given,
    The parties were done.
    And Mo'Nique was braiding
    her leg hair for fun
    .

    And poor old James Cameron,
    Though richer than dirt.
    Still lost to his ex-wife,
    Now that's gotta hurt!

    And there's Sandy Bullock,
    With Oscar in tow.
    Bet Keanu now feels,
    Blindsided, ya know?

    And faster than Na'vi,
    The celebrities came.

    And fans whistled and shouted,
    And called them by name.

    There's Clooney and Winslet,
    Matt Damon and Ben.
    And there's little Precious,
    Making eyes at Sean Penn.

    And poor Tarantino,
    Minus Brad Pitt.
    With his Inglorious Bastards,
    In a funk he did sit.

    So here's to the movies,
    That made lots of money.
      Too bad Alec & Steve,
    Really weren't all that funny.


    So yesterday I walked to the grocery store before leaving for my Oscar party, and they even had a red carpet out. LOL.


    Only in West Hollywood, LOL

    Then I swung by the Pacific Design Center to see them setting up for Elton John's party:

     

    I made it home right before the rain started.  It only rained for about 10 minutes and then the sky was beautiful again.  On the way to my Oscar party, I got stuck in traffic, but enjoyed the sunset.

     


    Stuck in traffic trying to make it in time for Neil Patrik's awesome opening

    I won the pool for the third year in a row! This year the purse was $120! I only missed two categories, and they were both short features. After I got home, Jay and I went to Millions of Milkshakes and walked over to take a look at the Elton John Party. The police made people stay so far away that you couldn't really see much. One of the paparazzi told us when Kate Winslet came out, but we soon left. When I got home, I walked a block up the street to the Vanity Fair party. It's right in front of the dog park where I take Chazz. Again, the police were kind of being dicks, so I just snapped a few shots with my little camera and walked home. I got to see Sandra Bullock hold up her Oscar, so I was happy.  Until next year...Happy Oscars!


    I bumped into Mr. & Mrs. Samuel L. Jackson on my walk home.


    Best of the rest, starring Sigourney Weaver, Kate Winslet, Sandra Bullock's shadow, Katie Perry,
    Russel Brand, Rachel McAdams, Jennifer Lopez, Mark Anthony and Gerard Butler.

    In case you missed it, Jimmy Kimmel's latest Oscar night video, "A Meeting of the Handsome Men's Club" was pretty epic:

March 2, 2010

  • Multiple Hummers

    Lisa, Joel and the boys moved into their new house over the weekend and our family gathered to celebrate.  The house is in Dove Canyon, but it might as well be called Hummingbird Canyon.  There were about 20 of the little buzzers lined up at the feeders to drink (as evidenced by this photo that Lisa sent last night).  They were really aggressive too, and didn't seem to be scared of people at all.  They were no doubt celebrating the long overdue demise of the ridiculously gas guzzling Hummer.  (I had no idea how culpable Arnold Schwarzenegger was in the destruction of our planet.  What a hummer bummer!  Fascinating read though!)  I got pretty close to take these photos.  I'm still learning how to use my new little camera, but I'm pleased with the results thus far:


    There are actually four hummingbirds in this photo!

    Did you know that:
    • Hummingbirds are part of the Trochilidae family found only in the Americas. They are unknown in the Eastern Hemisphere. With 343 species, hummingbirds make up the Western Hemisphere's second largest family of birds.
    • The most astonishing quality of hummingbirds is their ability to broadcast color. Hummingbirds radiate like hot coals in the sun. The color that reaches your eye is created by pigment, which absorbs some colors and rejects others. Like soap bubbles, hummingbird's color comes from iridescence, not pigment. It winks on and off, depending on the light source and the angle of the viewer. This allows hummingbirds to flash colors or hide them which is useful for males who want to impress females or threaten other males.
    • Hummingbirds are built for power and dazzle, hummingbirds are little more than flight muscles covered with feathers. 30% of a hummingbird's weight consists of flight muscles.
    • Hummingbirds require lots of energy. They have the fastest wing beats of any bird and their hearts beat up to 1,260 beats per minute.
    • A Hummingbird's flight speed can average 25-30 mph, and can dive up to 60 mph.
    • In their non stop quest for fuel, Hummingbirds may visit 1,000 flower per day. For protein, hummingbirds eat spiders and strain gnats from mid-air. They will pull insects out of spiderwebs including the spider itself. Sapsucker holes are a double treat, netting both insects and sap!
    • The hummingbird's tiny brain, 4.2% of its body weight, is proportionately the largest in the bird kingdom.
    • Many species that migrate to the U.S. travel impressive distances. Many ruby-throats make a 2,000 mile journey between Canada and Panama. The trip includes a non-stop, 500 mile flight over the Gulf of Mexico.
    • Hummingbirds are very territorial and will aggressively protect nectar sources especially when migrating. It is important to have several feeders, out of sight of each other, to prevent one hummingbird from dominating your feeders.
    • Hummingbirds have a unique way of keeping warm or conserving their energy - at night, or any time they cannot get enough food to fuel themselves - they go into torpor - a state in which their metabolic rate is only one-fifteenth that of normal sleep.
    • A hummingbird can rotate each of its wings in a circle, allowing them to be the only bird which can fly forwards, backwards, up, down, sideways or sit in sheer space. To hover, hummingbirds move their wings forward and backward in a repeated figure eight, much like the arms of a swimmer treading water. Hummingbirds can move instantaneously in any direction, start from its perch at full speed, and doesn't necessarily slow up to land. Hummingbirds can even fly short distances upside down, a trick rollover they employ when being attacked by another bird.
    • Hummingbirds have weak feet and are more at ease using their wings even to shift in the nest or on a perch.
    • Hummingbirds do not mate for life - the female raises the young on her own. The male hummingbird is not involved with raising the young. The female does all the work of raising her young alone! Females will lay a clutch of only two white eggs and will produce only one brood per season. The hatchlings will remain in the nest for three weeks.
    • Hummingbirds can live a decade or more in the wild.

    I'm still out of town and very busy this week, but here are the rest of the weekend photos:


    Sunset from my office


    The Spectrum


    A gorgeous morning in Irvine


    Great Grandma & Andy, note the hummingbird


    Favorite Cousins


    Tommy got a merit badge this weekend!


    Sandy Andy


    Best of the rest...

February 23, 2010

  • A New Era Begins - The Color Purple & Fake Abs

    I'm out of town on a business trip until March 2nd, but before I left this morning, my new camera was delivered!  My old Canon SD850 has been very very good to me.  It's been through a lot and still takes great pics (as you can see below) but you may have noticed the big scratch on the lens these past few weeks.  I've tried to crop it out of most of the photos, but the camera was on its last leg.  This is my new camera:

    Because of the sheer amount of photos I take, (I took over 450,000 with my SD850), I needed a lightweight, powerful pocket camera with a big screen and Canon's vivid colors.  I chose the brand new Canon PowerShot SD3500 IS.  It's got a touch screen for all of the controls and some neat features like a fisheye lens setting and a "wink or smile controlled" self timer.  I toll this photo by winking:


    Me in my hotel room tonight...first picture with new camera...taken with a fisheye setting and a wink!

    We had a great weekend.  Friday night we went to see The Color Purple starring Fantasia.  I wasn't expecting to like her performance as much as I did, especially in light of all her bad press.  But I must say, she did a great job in the role of Celie.  All of the performances were strong in fact, and we really enjoyed the show.  The Color Purple has always been both Claudio's and my favorite movie of all time, so I'm glad we got to see it together.

    Saturday we took Chazz on a hike and it marked the first time I completed the whole loop of Runyon Canyon.  I was proud of myself, though Claudio & Chazz could run it 3 times over!  It was a gorgeous day:

    Later,  we headed downtown to see an art exhibit by Ryan's best friend, up and coming artist Keasha Mendez (of Tila Tequila fame), who showed off her remarkable art work against the stunning backdrop of downtown Los Angeles at sunset. If anyone is interested in purchasing one of these pieces, let me know, and I'll get you in touch with Keasha.

    One of her paintings is actually called "Claudio's Abs".  I wonder if she knew they were fake when she painted them?  It's amazing what plastic surgeons can do these days!!

    Well, the wi-fi connection in this hotel sucks, so I'm going to go read about how to use my new camera.  I may not be able to read your blogs for a while.  I'll be pretty busy for the next week or so.  Have a good week everyone!

February 18, 2010

  • Road Rage and Roger Ebert

    What follows, are two completely unrelated stories that are ultimately about hope and inspiration:

    I would like everyone to grab a box of tissues and read this story.  I want you to think about it the next time you get angry while driving.  I know I will.  I'm an admittedly terrible driver, and have been guilty of road rage many times.  I've been working on driving more calmly for several years, but living in Los Angeles, relapses are easy.  I hope that the memory of what happened to this family and their little boy will forever stay with me when I'm behind the wheel. Life is indeed too short.

    When a porn star and a college student driving through the San Fernando Valley fell into conflict, a Bangladeshi American family suffered the consequences

    Los Angeles magazine, February 2010

    On the Internet you can watch a four-minute video clip of Ayman Arif dancing. The venue is a bedroom in his Northridge home; his stage, a comforter patterned with sunflowers. Taking his cues from a Bollywood spectacular playing on the television, the four-year-old Bangladeshi American boy wriggles, twirls, and bounds. On his bare chest he wears the pink string sash of the Brahman jester he is pretending to be. His mop of brown hair gives way to a wide forehead, and his dark brown eyes are bright with fire as he sings along to the Bengali-language soundtrack. One moment he’s wagging a stern finger, the next he’s clasping his hands to his heart or pumping an outstretched palm toward the heavens.  

    On Tuesday, October 9, 2007, some ten months after her son's impromptu performance made it onto YouTube, Syeda Arif was readying her family for the Muslim holiday of Eid al-Fitr—three days of gift giving, party hopping,overeating, and prayer to conclude the fast of Ramadan. At 30, Syeda was petite, with almond-shaped eyes and a husky laugh. She and her husband, Amir, lived in a Bangladeshi enclave in the northwest San Fernando Valley. Her father had been twice nominated to the Bangladeshi parliament, and Amir liked to say that she made friends with the ease of a born politician.

    Around noon in the gathering heat of the day, Syeda buckled her two-month-old daughter, Ikra, into the car seat in her Honda Civic and drove to the home of Romey Islam, one of her best friends. The Islams lived in a modest gray ranch house on Sherman Way near Van Nuys Airport. Its soundproof front windows looked out onto a six-lane river of crosstown traffic that, like the row of palm trees lining the sidewalk, continued as far as the eye could follow. Read more...


    And keeping in the vain of "life's too short", here's another article I highly recommend taking the time to read.  It's an inspiring look at Roger Ebert, perhaps the best known film critic in America.  Those of you in other countries have probably never heard of him, but I've always had a special affinity for Mr. Ebert.  He was a fixture in Chicago where I grew up, and his movie reviews with Gene Siskel and patented "thumbs up or down" are legendary.  Five years ago, when the movie "Rent" came out, I was very excited.  Any regular reader of this space knows that seeing the musical "Rent" in 1996 was a seminal event in my life.  I went on to see the show 15 times in 15 different countries!  While I was a bit underwhelmed by the transition from stage to screen; subsequent viewings of the movie made me appreciate it more.  Upon realizing this, I wrote to Mr. Ebert to take issue with a few of the comments he made in his review of the film.  Imagine my surprise the next day, when I got a personal response from Roger Ebert from his personal email address; and he actually agreed with me!  I thought that was a very classy thing for him to do.  At the time, I had no idea of the huge medical ordeals he was facing.  I read this article last night and it brought tears to my eyes. Roger Ebert is a class act. This is the story of a life well lived and it's worth your time. 

    February 16, 2010, 7:01 AM

    Roger Ebert: The Essential Man

    It has been nearly four years since Roger Ebert lost his lower jaw and his ability to speak. Now television's most famous movie critic is rarely seen and never heard, but his words have never stopped.  Read more...

    PLUS: Have You Seen All of the Essential Movies?

    By Chris Jones




    It was a very busy weekend at The Hotel Careyfornia, filled with many of my blog's namesakes, primarily dogs (4), kids (3), and sunsets (2).  Thankfully, there was little mention of Sarah Palin and her redneck teleprompter!  Friday, Seth and Hannah came by with Garbo & Ruby.  On Saturday, David & Rebecca came with the two girls and Chanel the dog (just like last Valentine's Day, when I went to Gay Traffic School!).  Despite snow in 49 of the 50 United States, it was 75° (24° C) in L.A. and we hiked up to the "new" Hollywood sign.  It's been covered by conservationists temporarily to prevent land development at one of the last untouched parts of Los Angeles. After a quick trip to Millions of Milkshakes, we headed to The Getty Center for sunset (it's free after 5:00 on Saturdays!).   We capped the night off celebrating the Lunar New Year with delicious Thai food.  Sunday, Claudio, Ryan, Omar & Chazz came to dance the Valentine's night away at Avalon.  Tonight, Tyson (who took time out of his busy TV appearance schedule), met me and Chazz for dinner at Hollywood & Highland.  I'm exhausted.  Is it the weekend yet??


    Hannah & Seth dropped by with Garbo & Ruby


    The Hollywood Sign has been covered by conservationists


    Rebecca & Nicole at The Getty


    One of the best places in LA to watch the sun set


    Looking south towards downtown and Long Beach


    My future sister in law and nieces!


    Gorgeous travertine marble


    Chazz overlooking Hollywood Blvd.


    The El Capitan Theater - home of Jimmy Kimmel


    Night falls on Hollywood Blvd. with downtown Los Angeles in the distance


    The Hollywood & Highland complex, adjacent to The Kodak Theater, home of the Oscars


    Best of the rest....click here

February 13, 2010

February 5, 2010

  • Chelsea ManHandler

    If you're familiar with comedienne Chelsea Handler, you might know of her #1 rated show on the E! Channel.  Yesterday, Claudio, Ryan, Guilherme and I went to a taping of her show, Chelsea Lately. We all love the show, but we were a bit disappointed by the whole experience. First of all, the security was a nightmare. I think it's easier to get into a White House State Dinner! The security guards were rude and power hungry and ...basically ridiculous. They manhandled us like we were going to federal prison!  Despite the fact that they made me remove my belt (I almost broke into a rendition of "Pants on the Ground"), I was STILL able to sneak my camera inside. What morons. Once we got inside, the guy who was in charge of warming up the audience was a complete tool and very annoying. Throughout the entire show he was waving his arms around like a banshee and really ruining the whole experience. He also made it very difficult for me to take any good photos. LOL. I still managed to sneak a few in though by holding the camera up discreetly. (In my inflated head, that's what my public wants!) When Chelsea came to our row to sign autographs during a commercial break, I got a little cocky and got caught taking a picture. After the next break they escorted me out of the show (it was over anyway, there was only 1 minute left). When I got to the lobby, dumbfuck security guard #2, asked for my FILM!! I laughingly asked him if he knew what century it was and turned around and walked out the door. He started to follow me, but I pretended to talk on my phone (which I also brought in) and he gave up. Great security Chelsea! What a way to ruin a show!  Such drama for a camera.  Sheesh!!  Every time I watch the show now, I'm going to think of those poor saps in the audience having to endure rude security guards and an annoying warm up act. Oh well, just another day in Lala Land!


    That's Heather "Long Boobs" McDonald in the monitor and Chuy to the right


    Claudio's big head and Chelsea signing autographs


    Guilherme, Claudio & Ryan outside The Hotel Careyfornia


    Guilherme & I

    Guilherme is visiting from Brazil for a while and hasn't had any Brazilian food since he left, so the other night we went to the little churrascaria down the street for picanha, then topped it off with some Pinkberry. Muito bom!!


    At The Grove, site of many a photo


    Why can't strangers ever hold a camera steady???


    Happy with his picana and Guarana!


    Guess who swatted his tail against wet paint?  Add it to the list!

    Tonight was my weekly Thursday dinner with the family and guess who fell asleep before the food arrived?


    Andy resting on his Pokemon card collection


    Gary's back on dry land for a month!

February 2, 2010

  • Tonight the Streets are Ours

     
    I had a great time at the Sundance Film Festival thanks to Drew, Christine and baby Lance.  Thanks also to Christine's parents for watching the baby while we played on Saturday.  My 2nd Annual trip to Park City also coincided with a ski trip that Marcelo and Emily planned with Vonda and Nate.  So the entire weekend turned out to be a mini GLY reunion.  We laughed, shared stories and ate good food.  The best movie we saw at the Film Festival was called "Exit Through the Gift Shop".  There was a lot of mystery surrounding the film.  We initially thought it was going to be a documentary on the infamous (and anonymous) graffiti artist Banksy.  His amazing street art has been popping up all over the world in recent years, especially in Los Angeles, and now in Utah, just in time for the premiere of his film.  It's described as:

    In the late 1990s, a hybrid form of graffiti began appearing in cities around the world. Enlisting stickers, stencils, posters, and sculpture and spread by the burgeoning Internet, it would be labeled “street art” and establish itself as the most significant counterculture movement of a generation. Los Angeles–based filmmaker Thierry Guetta set out to record this secretive world in all its thrilling detail. For more than eight years, he traveled with the pack, roaming the streets of America and Europe, the stealthy witness of the world’s most infamous vandals. But after meeting the British stencil artist known only as “Banksy,” things took a bizarre turn.

    Sundance has shown films by unknown artists but never an anonymous one. Banksy turns the tables on the only man who has ever filmed him, creating a remarkable documentary that is part personal journey and part an exposé of the art world with its mind-altering mix of hot air and hype. In the end, Exit Through the Gift Shop is an amazing ride, a cautionary modern fairy tale . . . with bolt cutters.

    Take a look:

    The worst film we saw was called "Double Take".  It was about 2 hours too long (and it only lasted 90 minutes)!  It was a documentary about Khrushchev, Alfred Hitchcock and Folger's Coffee.  Very weird.  Maybe I'm just not intellectual enough to get it, as Christine pointed out on Facebook, LOL:

    Yesterday morning the snow fell lightly and we went to Dim Sum with Marcelo & Emily.  I flew home to warm L.A. late last night, but I'm still reliving the snowy weekend, and already looking forward to next year!  Here are some photos:


    Flying into Salt Lake City, Utah


    Lance was glad to see me!


    So was Betsy!


    Brrrrr!


    Typical Sundance fashion...guess where they're from?


    Adrian Grenier of Entourage fame signing an autograph on Main St.


    Main Street, Park City


    An original Banksy!!


    Drew and Christine, before they knew how bad "Double Take" was!


    An Olympic tribute


    Skiing in downtown Park City


    Drew and I on the red carpet


    Vonda, Nate, Betsy and I


    Marcelo playing Puff the Magic Dragon for Lance


    The dim sum tradition continues!


    Lance, rubbing for good luck


    Best of the rest...starring Paris Hilton and Kevin Bacon

January 25, 2010

  • Cheesy Food Porn and a Daring Rescue

      
    A week of rare stormy weather was capped off by a beautiful sunny weekend full of friends, flowers and food (porn).  Picasa tells me I took 224 photos this week.  Here are a few of them:


    More storm photos here and here


    Before & After


    It ain't Jesus, (Cheesus?) but Ebay anyone??  Make me an offer I can't refuse and I'll sell you my Cheenis


    A surprise mid week lunch visit from the family!


    This sunset was like a painting!


    Nothing like Grandma's spaghetti on a rainy day!


    This was the cloud that spawned hail and downpours downtown as you can see


    January showers bring...January flowers


    The rain cleared away the smog and left snow capped mountains over Hollywood


    Owen with downtown Los Angeles as a backdrop


    Shopping at The Grove with Owen


    Hooray for Hollywood!


    Sunset tonight from my roof


    To prove the clouds weren't Photoshopped, here's a short video of the last storm

    I've been dog-sitting for Buster & Roxy all week.  I have them until Thursday, when I leave for the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah.  The poor dogs had cabin fever this week with all the rain, but they got cured of that really quickly after seeing this riveting rescue of a dog trapped in the swollen Los Angeles River this week:

     
    The dog's owners still haven't been found.  Maybe I should adopt him and get Chazz a playmate?'
    This was really quite an amazing thing to watch.  The poor dog was so scared and the firefighter was so brave.

January 19, 2010

  • When Eli Met Elvis

    My friend An and his wife and 16 month old baby Eli, visited The Hotel Careyfornia this past weekend, and needless to say, I couldn't take enough photos of this adorable little munchkin:

    The last time I saw An was at his wedding a long time ago, as this photo will attest:

    We went to Palms Thai and Eli got to meet Thai Elvis and woo a little girl:


    He's been singing since 1957!


    I think Eli better get used to this reaction from girls!

    The rest of the weekend consisted of a Golden Globes party (I won the pool again) and Din Tai Fung (again) and Avatar (again) with Kazaf.  It seems I'm a creature of habit.


    I told his parents that it would be tantamount to child abuse if they didn't leave him in Hollywood with me.  Think of how famous I could make him!!


    I dare you not to say "Awwwwww"!


    Best of the rest...


    The 101 freeway was empty yesterday morning at 9 as I snapped this shot from my sunroof


    The clouds rolling in over the San Gabriel mountains.  We're having an El Niño week, so rain is expected


    If you live in LA, check out www.fallenfruit.org/, it shows where all the free fruit is for the picking!


    Before going into Avatar for the second time


    What's he pointing at?  LOL


    I wish I could specialize in photos of fathers holding babies!


    Nothing better than leftover dumplings!

    I had an all day management summit for work today with the other vice presidents.  We ordered sandwiches from Domino's as it was raining pretty hard at lunch time.  I love their website.  It tracks your order right down to who makes it checks it and delivers it! 


    Thanks Pedro and Jose!  LOL

January 12, 2010

  • Dangerous, Delusional and Doltish

    The recent revelations about Sarah Palin in the book "Game Change" have left me giddy and completely unbothered by her recent appointment as Fox News' newest pinhead.  Let's face it, even McCain's own campaign had doubts that someone as vapid and crazy ("It was God's plan...") as Caribou Barbie should ever hold the highest office in the land and even hatched a plan to give her a mostly ceremonial role should they win.  So keep prattling on Sarah...and show us all how dangerous, delusional and doltish you really are!  To wit:

    "John McCain's selection of Sarah Palin may have been a bold stroke that narrowed what would otherwise have been a blowout defeat. But it was also, as the authors depict it, an act of extreme recklessness, a seat-of-the-pants improvisation that allowed for almost no serious vetting of someone who knew diddly-squat about the world we live in and who would have been a heartbeat from the presidency.

    "In the days leading up to an interview with ABC News' Charlie Gibson, aides were worried with Ms. Palin's grasp of facts. She couldn't explain why North and South Korea were separate nations and she did not know what the Federal Reserve did. She also said she believed Saddam Hussein attacked the United States on Sept. 11, 2001."

    Where'd they find her? Well, on the Internet, as it happens. "McCain's campaign manager, Rick Davis, spotted Sarah Palin while searching the Internet for possible female vice presidential candidates." More from CBS News:

    "Her foreign policy tutors are literally taking her through, 'This is World War I, this is World War II, this is the Korean War. This is the how the Cold War worked.' Steve Schmidt had gone to them and said, 'She knows nothing,'" Heilemann told Cooper. "A week later, after the convention was over, she still didn't really understand why there was a North Korea and a South Korea. She was still regularly saying that Saddam Hussein had been behind 9/11. And, literally, the next day her son was about to ship off to Iraq. And when they asked her who her son was going to fight, she couldn't explain that.""

    "A debacle of historic and epic proportions"

    Now, speaking of doltish, American Idol begins tonight, LOL.  As I did last year and the year before, I will continue to post photos when I see these new faux celebrities about town or attend tapings.  (They're staying at a hotel close to me now, but aside from Todrick Hall and JB Ahfua (frontrunners for my money), I don't have a lot of information yet.)  It should be interesting to see how Ellen works out, and since this is Simon's last season, we'll probably be talking about the X-Factor this time next year.  Say what you will about Idol but at its best, the show extols the American Dream.  At its worst, it brings out the schadenfruede in all of us.

    Each year I think it might be the end of the show's popularity, and each year brings a new  Sanjaya, Danny Noriega, Jason Castro or Adam Lambert.  Anyway, I'm sure I'll be attending a show or two this year, and will run in to these wannabe celebrities all over town.  So stay tuned if you're so inclined.  Hit it Ryan:


    Finally, a week of spectacular weather and sunsets, was capped off at the Getty Museum over the weekend, where Ryan, Lorenzo, Adam and I enjoyed a sunset for the ages after coming out of the Rembrandt exhibit.  Take a look at the photos and video: