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  • Multiple Hummers

    Lisa, Joel and the boys moved into their new house over the weekend and our family gathered to celebrate.  The house is in Dove Canyon, but it might as well be called Hummingbird Canyon.  There were about 20 of the little buzzers lined up at the feeders to drink (as evidenced by this photo that Lisa sent last night).  They were really aggressive too, and didn’t seem to be scared of people at all.  They were no doubt celebrating the long overdue demise of the ridiculously gas guzzling Hummer.  (I had no idea how culpable Arnold Schwarzenegger was in the destruction of our planet.  What a hummer bummer!  Fascinating read though!)  I got pretty close to take these photos.  I’m still learning how to use my new little camera, but I’m pleased with the results thus far:


    There are actually four hummingbirds in this photo!

    Did you know that:
    • Hummingbirds are part of the Trochilidae family found only in the Americas. They are unknown in the Eastern Hemisphere. With 343 species, hummingbirds make up the Western Hemisphere’s second largest family of birds.
    • The most astonishing quality of hummingbirds is their ability to broadcast color. Hummingbirds radiate like hot coals in the sun. The color that reaches your eye is created by pigment, which absorbs some colors and rejects others. Like soap bubbles, hummingbird’s color comes from iridescence, not pigment. It winks on and off, depending on the light source and the angle of the viewer. This allows hummingbirds to flash colors or hide them which is useful for males who want to impress females or threaten other males.
    • Hummingbirds are built for power and dazzle, hummingbirds are little more than flight muscles covered with feathers. 30% of a hummingbird’s weight consists of flight muscles.
    • Hummingbirds require lots of energy. They have the fastest wing beats of any bird and their hearts beat up to 1,260 beats per minute.
    • A Hummingbird’s flight speed can average 25-30 mph, and can dive up to 60 mph.
    • In their non stop quest for fuel, Hummingbirds may visit 1,000 flower per day. For protein, hummingbirds eat spiders and strain gnats from mid-air. They will pull insects out of spiderwebs including the spider itself. Sapsucker holes are a double treat, netting both insects and sap!
    • The hummingbird’s tiny brain, 4.2% of its body weight, is proportionately the largest in the bird kingdom.
    • Many species that migrate to the U.S. travel impressive distances. Many ruby-throats make a 2,000 mile journey between Canada and Panama. The trip includes a non-stop, 500 mile flight over the Gulf of Mexico.
    • Hummingbirds are very territorial and will aggressively protect nectar sources especially when migrating. It is important to have several feeders, out of sight of each other, to prevent one hummingbird from dominating your feeders.
    • Hummingbirds have a unique way of keeping warm or conserving their energy – at night, or any time they cannot get enough food to fuel themselves – they go into torpor – a state in which their metabolic rate is only one-fifteenth that of normal sleep.
    • A hummingbird can rotate each of its wings in a circle, allowing them to be the only bird which can fly forwards, backwards, up, down, sideways or sit in sheer space. To hover, hummingbirds move their wings forward and backward in a repeated figure eight, much like the arms of a swimmer treading water. Hummingbirds can move instantaneously in any direction, start from its perch at full speed, and doesn’t necessarily slow up to land. Hummingbirds can even fly short distances upside down, a trick rollover they employ when being attacked by another bird.
    • Hummingbirds have weak feet and are more at ease using their wings even to shift in the nest or on a perch.
    • Hummingbirds do not mate for life – the female raises the young on her own. The male hummingbird is not involved with raising the young. The female does all the work of raising her young alone! Females will lay a clutch of only two white eggs and will produce only one brood per season. The hatchlings will remain in the nest for three weeks.
    • Hummingbirds can live a decade or more in the wild.

    I’m still out of town and very busy this week, but here are the rest of the weekend photos:


    Sunset from my office


    The Spectrum


    A gorgeous morning in Irvine


    Great Grandma & Andy, note the hummingbird


    Favorite Cousins


    Tommy got a merit badge this weekend!


    Sandy Andy


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  • Cheesy Food Porn and a Daring Rescue

      
    A week of rare stormy weather was capped off by a beautiful sunny weekend full of friends, flowers and food (porn).  Picasa tells me I took 224 photos this week.  Here are a few of them:


    More storm photos here and here


    Before & After


    It ain’t Jesus, (Cheesus?) but Ebay anyone??  Make me an offer I can’t refuse and I’ll sell you my Cheenis


    A surprise mid week lunch visit from the family!


    This sunset was like a painting!


    Nothing like Grandma’s spaghetti on a rainy day!


    This was the cloud that spawned hail and downpours downtown as you can see


    January showers bring…January flowers


    The rain cleared away the smog and left snow capped mountains over Hollywood


    Owen with downtown Los Angeles as a backdrop


    Shopping at The Grove with Owen


    Hooray for Hollywood!


    Sunset tonight from my roof


    To prove the clouds weren’t Photoshopped, here’s a short video of the last storm

    I’ve been dog-sitting for Buster & Roxy all week.  I have them until Thursday, when I leave for the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah.  The poor dogs had cabin fever this week with all the rain, but they got cured of that really quickly after seeing this riveting rescue of a dog trapped in the swollen Los Angeles River this week:

     
    The dog’s owners still haven’t been found.  Maybe I should adopt him and get Chazz a playmate?’
    This was really quite an amazing thing to watch.  The poor dog was so scared and the firefighter was so brave.

  • Dumplings, Dogs and Drag Queens

    I’ve been trying to get to Din Tai Fung with Lexi & Rita for over a year now, and we finally made it.  We ordered way too much, but the leftovers are always great!  I just wish it was closer!


    Watching the dumpling makers

    Keeping with the food theme, here’s Chazz staring up at my dinner the other night with his laser eyes:

    The sunsets seem to be getting prettier each night, and they look so good with Chazz in the foreground:  It’s been in the high 70′s (25°) all week here and we’ve had some spectacular colors in the sky!


    Sunset on Sunset (Blvd.)


    Looking west on Sunset Blvd. at the top of my street

    The kids went to Disneyland today for Dar’s retirement party and Andy fell asleep in the car on the way home and never woke up:


    Chazz standing guard
    Tommy and Mommy did homework, while Joel went for Chinese takeout and the dogs played:


    Learning multiplication


    I cropped out the bunny ears, LOL


    Chazz & Oreo II


    Best of the rest…including an encounter with fashionista Bobby Trendy (thus the drag queen in the title, though as you’ll see in the photos, he was dressed way down…not in his usual glam!) a visit with Roscoe & Arielle and yet more sunsets, dogs and kids (but I’ll spare you the Sarah Palin this time!)

    And finally, it’s nice to know when your words inspire someone.  This was a great way to start the new year.  I’m glad I was able to help you Kevin.  Keep up the good work!

  • Christmas Eve in the Emergency Room (Twice!)


    T’was the night before Christmas, and down in the kitchen.
    Little Andy was running, soon his head would need stitchin’.
    The stockings were hung by the chimney with nails,
    In hopes that dog Sadie would not them inhale.
    Cole & Tressa were bundled all snug in their beds,
    While Lulu was hurling and needing some meds.
    So off to the hospital again we did race,
    And we whistled and shouted and picked up the pace.
    Dear Tommy and Andy and Tressa and Cole,
    We hope you like Christmas…it sure takes a toll!

    With apologies to Clement C. Moore

    Well, boys will be boys, and this afternoon while 5 year old Andy was running around playing with all of his cousins, he slipped and hit his forehead on the edge of a chair.  It was a pretty deep cut, but luckily very straight.  He took his 10 stitches like a trooper, and was back home in time for a traditional Italian Christmas Eve dinner with pasta, turkey, ham, mashed potatoes and lots of other delicious food.  After the gift exchange, we headed back to Dar’s to await the kids in the morning for even more presents.  As soon as we got home, Grandma got very sick to her stomach and was throwing up for an hour.  (No, she didn’t get run over by a reindeer!)  So, back to the emergency room!  I wonder if they have a 2 for 1 special?  She’s currently on an IV now to help with her nausea and replenish her fluids.  Still waiting for a doctor.  It’s going to be a long night!  Merry Christmas everyone!

    UPDATE:  Grandma was released from the hospital late on Christmas Day.  I drove her to Dar’s house so she could open her presents and see the kids, and then drove her back home for some much needed rest in her own bed.  She’s still weak, but on the mend.  Thanks to everyone for their concern!  She must be feeling a little better, because when she heard my poem she rolled her eyes and gave me the raised eyebrow!

    UPDATE II:  I have come down with the stomach flu, as have 8 of my cousins.  We’ve all been puking our guts out the past two days.  It truly was the gift that kept on giving this Christmas.  I hope to be all better by Wednesday when I head up to Pacifica for our annual GLY NYE


    What a brave little guy he was!


    I always marvel at the Hollywood sign on a clear day.  Even though it took me 2 1/2 hours to drive the 60 miles to my cousin’s house, I listened to Christmas Carols and was in a good mood.


    I took this from my sunroof going 70 mph down the 5 freeway.  This is just past Disneyland.


    As I pulled onto Jennifer’s street, this is what I saw


    Kenny, Tressa and Tommy


    No Italian Christmas is complete without pasta and meatballs!


    Before Grandma got sick :(


    The kid’s table!


    Apparently he didn’t get his two front teeth for Christmas…but he does look like Harry Potter now!


    T’was the night before Christmas…


    Buster, the one eyed horndog and Roxy…waiting for Santa


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  • The Yin and Yang of Christmas

    Even though I don’t believe in God, I’m inclined to agree with the postulate that everyone likes presents, Santa, peace on earth and all the things that come with Christmas and the holiday season.  I mean, what’s not to like?  My office Christmas party was today and we had a Secret Santa gift exchange.  The person whose name I drew, is an staunch Orange County Republican who thinks Sarah Palin is “hot”. 

    As a gag gift, I gave him the book “Going Rouge – An American Nightmare” which is the bitingly real expose of the most dangerous woman on the planet, Sarah Palin.  (I also gave him a real gift, and the gift receipt to exchange the book for something he really wanted!)  The person who drew my name in the gift exchange had a similar idea, and gave me the book, “Going Rogue”, the fictional work of a delusional demagogue by Pontius Palin – The Bobbleheaded Beauty Queen herself.  Delicious irony, right?  In a way, the gifts canceled each other out.  Ah, the magic of Christmas!


    Good vs. Evil

    Magic aside, Christmas in California is a lot different than Christmas in Chicago where I grew up.  I don’t have a whole lot of very fond childhood memories, aside from those spent with my aunt, but Christmas was usually pretty nice:


    Me, my Dad & Mom in happier times and my brother, circa 1970


    My brother (L) and me, circa 1969.  I was 4, and stylin!

    Fast forward 40 years to the warm weather of California and Christmastime with my family here:

     

     

    And of course, Christmas in Hollywood at The Hotel Careyfornia and surroundings:


    Ryan, in lights


    Never fails!


    At least the homophobic Mormons put on a good light show!


    Christmas lights at the bottom of my street, Santa Monica Blvd.


    A homeless Santa on Sunset Blvd.  This picture cost me $5, so I hope you like it!


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    One of my favorite Christmas songs

  • Pink Christmas Trees and Sunroof Sunsets

    It was a busy weekend at The Hotel Careyfornia.  Since Ryan and Chazz are out of town, Claudio and I decided to spend some “quality time” together.  It rained all day Saturday though, and the traffic was a nightmare.  No one knows what to do in L.A. when it rains, as witnessed by this truck that got stuck in my driveway yesterday morning.  So we just ordered Chinese food and watched movies all night.  It was nice.  Today was beautiful, and after an alleged Lady Gaga sighting, we walked to Tender Greens for lunch and then I drove down to my aunt’s for our pre-Christmas spaghetti dinner.  ‘Tis the season!


    Andy entertained us with some Christmas Carols…which you can hear better after Grandma stops talking about her pills!  LOL


    Lunch on Santa Monica Blvd.


    I sent this to Wendy Williams, as she likes pink Christmas trees.  Maybe she’ll show it on TV tomorrow?


    Bah Humbug!  The patented Claudio sneer


    Ho Ho Ho


    Get your kicks, on Route 66


    Sunset from my sunroof…I took this going down the 101 highway at 65 mph (104 kmh)


    Another shot from my sunroof while driving

     
    Favorite cousins!

     
    Great Grandma made her famous spaghetti


    Look familiar?


    Our first Christmas without Grandpa


    Tressa also wants her front teeth from Santa this year


    Bad Andy – Don’t imitate Sarah Palin!


    Cody & Andy

     
    Merry Christmas from our family to yours!


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  • Gobble Gobble

    Just a quick update with some Thanksgiving photos.  My turkey hat was a big hit!! Happy Thanksgiving!


    A passive aggressive Thanksgiving!


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    Giving Thanks for Redneck Philistines:

    This week, Americans are preparing to celebrate their Thanksgiving holiday.  This  year, we have much to be thankful for; a new president, a renewed sense of hope for our tattered worldwide reputation and the fact that Sarah Palin’s supporters are as imbecilic and doltish as she is (hopefully ensuring she will never be elected to anything again). 

    “I don’t know how to figure out which one is the evil twin. Let’s destroy them both!!”

    Watching this video is definitely worth 8 minutes of your time.  It shows Caribou Barbie’s redneck fans gathered outside a “Going Rogue” book signing event in Columbus, Ohio.  When they’re presented with basic questions about her policy positions, hilarity ensues.  Some might argue that this phenomenon is not limited to Palin supporters; but after watching it a few times, I’m inclined to disagree (as are my Facebook friends to the right).  Granted, there are idiots on both sides of the aisle; but these right wing, bible thumping nutjobs take philistinism to a completely different stratosphere.  Nice job Ohio: 

     

    And to think a year ago today Sarah Palin was pardoning the Alaska Thanksgiving turkey, while behind her, live turkeys were being fed into an apparatus to kill them and bleed them out.  Classy. 

    On a cheerier note, last Thanksgiving, I was lucky enough to participate in a truly memorable and worthwhile project.  My friend Seth, owner of Garbo & Ruby, wrote a song about peace on earth and shot a cross cultural video (starring me) that you may remember.  Hannah steals the show at about 32 seconds, and I make my first cheesy appearance at 39 seconds.  Take a look, but be warned, the song will stick in your head!

    The parts I’m in were filmed on the roof of the Hotel Careyfonia.  Here are some “Behind the Scenes” photos that might just show up on VH-1′s “Behind the Music” someday after I come out of rehab for the 5th time following my meteoric rise to the top of the Hollywood elite.

    Anyway, I hope that everyone stateside has a happy Thanksgiving!  Here are a few recent photos that I posted on  Facebook but forgot to post here.  Gobble gobble!


    Dinner at The Standard


    The bar at The Standard


    The Arclight


    Thursday dinner


    I don’t think he’ll get his 2 front teeth for Christmas


    Kissing cousins


    Tommy


    Oreo II named after The Gandhi of Dogs


    Andy


    I saw this in a store window walking home yesterday and thought it was pretty

  • The Baffled Narcissist – Everything’s An Event

    Recently, my cousin told me about some people who read my blog regularly but don’t really know me that well.  They remarked to her that, “Everything with Carey is an event!“.  I chuckled when I heard that but laughed even harder this week when I watched the TV show “How I Met Your Mother“.  If you haven’t seen it, it’s a great show that stars Neil Patrick Harris and an ensemble cast.  It’s basically a 21st Century “Friends“.  In this week’s episode, Marshall is derided by his wife Lily for creating another photo montage that drove his friends away.  It seems that Marshall was addicted to creating photo slideshows with music, documenting the most mundane events in his life; like pet-sitting or ordering Chinese food.  LOL, remind you of anyone??    Take a look at this clip, it’s hilarious: 

    Heck, I admit I’m a narcissist, but isn’t every blogger to an extent?  (By the way, it’s not narcissism if you truly are better than everyone else!)  It’s baffling to think why total strangers should be interested in looking at my pictures and videos, but yet I post them and expect feedback like any good narcissist.  So I guess Marshall and I have a lot in common.  (I could be in worse company.)  Though, if I start adding my own signing to too many of my videos, feel free to tell me to stop.  I’ll try to spare my readers that indignity!  So without further ado, here are the photos from Lisa & Shelby’s birthday celebration tonight (hardly a mundane event!), set to the tune of Lisa’s favorite singer (and a narcissistic song!).  (YouTube wouldn’t let me post the slideshow with the music, so you’ll have to look at the pictures and listen to the music the old school way!)  Happy Birthday Lisa!! xoxo

     
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    “I’m in love with myself and nobody else, I’m in love with myself…”

  • Saturday Night Lights

    The day started with my aunt and I heading to LAX to meet Claudio and his brother, sister and sister in law, and their two kids, and Chazz of course. Then we picked up my Dad at the airport and headed downtown to Philippes for lunch. Dinner for 17 was at Buca di Beppo and was followed by Joel’s college (American) football game. My brother and his girlfriend and her two kids checked into The Hotel Careyfornia after that, and today they headed down to Disneyland.  I had other plans, and am looking forward to sleeping in my own bed for the first time in nearly a month.  It has been a very long past 3 weeks, and I’m exhausted!  My Dad is going to stay with my aunt for a few days, and he’ll come back up to The HC on Thursday after we celebrate Lisa’s birthday.  I’m looking forward to a little rest and relaxation until then.  Have a good week!


    Uncle Ryan with the munchkins


    Aunty LuLu and I met the whole gang close to the airport before my Dad flew in


    Dad, me, Chazz, Claudio & Ryan


    Most of the family.  Jennifer couldn’t make it.


    I miss Andy!


    Favorite cousins!


    Orange County kids!


    Me, with Nicole, Tiffany & Rebecca


    Cheese!


    I liked this shot…I wanted to pull down her shirt though!


    Enjoying the game…LOL


    His Dad’s the coach!


    Home run! :)


    Tight ends?


    This is a game I know absolutely nothing about!


    Rebecca made her typical Filipino breakfast.  Yum!  If you want to see more photos from the weekend, click here.

  • Eating Wind and Collecting Ketchup Bottles

    Five years ago this very second I was in the hospital in Mission Viejo filming the first video below of a crying baby boy who would come to call me “Ca-wee”.  Five years later, little Andy is the light of all of our lives.  In ten years I’m going to show him the second video and wonder if he still has his soap and ketchup bottle collection?  Let’s hope so!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!! xoxo

     
    Andy, minutes after birth and 5 years later “eating wind”!

    For his birthday, Lisa hired “The Lizard Wizard” and Andy’s dream of holding an alligator came true.  He even liked the tarantula and the cockroach (unlike some of the kids…and adults)!  What a brave little boy!


    Happy Birthday Andy Bear!


    Even Mommy got in on the action!


    A princess and three handsome princes??

     


    Direct from Madagascar came this cockroach!


    The expressions on this little boy’s face were priceless!


    The Burmese Python was a hit!


    Even Aunty LuLu touched it!


    Andy loves alligators and crocodiles!


    Andy and his “Gweat Gwandma” LuLu


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    And finally, from the mouths of babes, this is how Andy remembered his Great Grandpa at the memorial on Friday: